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#435755
Meme
Jihad for Jesus!
(come on, why had no one said that already?)
3/16/2008 8:56:00 PM
#435797
Papabear
Lead by example. Kill yourself or I'll insult your God and Jesus again.
3/16/2008 9:36:20 PM
#435803
David B.
Great, just don't take anyone else down with you!
3/16/2008 9:39:28 PM
#435825
Quaffer
Ugh
3/16/2008 10:31:19 PM
#435830
Man Called True
I really hope this attitude doesn't spread, because I'm a known atheist and I take regular walks past a church...
3/16/2008 10:44:58 PM
#435832
Pastafarian
Kamikaze cults for Jeebus!
3/16/2008 10:46:29 PM
#435851
Moondog
Will someone forward this to Homeland Security so they can finally really protect the nation? Nuts like this are a far bigger danger than me getting QSL cards from Cuba, Libya, Iran, and Russia (which I do).
3/16/2008 11:10:55 PM
#435860
Caustic Gnostic
Um, Crusade? Meet Jihad. You have much in common here.
3/16/2008 11:18:28 PM
#435912
cui bono
Home school the intelligence out of them, strap explosives to them, then send them off into the big wide world.
Sort of a Fundi coming of age/graduation ceremony I suppose.
fundamentalists delenda est
3/17/2008 12:19:38 AM
#435913
DarkfireTaimatsu
...Do you realise you're making it sound like you want to raise your kids to be suicide bombers? Seriously.
3/17/2008 12:21:34 AM
#435919
Fanatic-Templar
Terrorists!
3/17/2008 12:26:20 AM
#435951
Feminazi
3/17/2008 12:52:12 AM
#435955
Grand Archblasphemer of York
Yes...that sounds like an incredibly sensible thing to do! People need to be willing to die at the drop of a hat, for any reason, and to spend the entirety of your focusing on the glory and splendor of dying in the most dramatic fashion possible. You people make wonderful contributions to society, turning your offspring into clones of yourself that just as purposeless and self-destructive as you are!
Kudos.
3/17/2008 12:54:51 AM
#435962
Duraji
Since when is this new? Horrifying, but not new. Extremists have been using this goddamn tactic for centuries.
3/17/2008 12:59:54 AM
#435966
aaa
Makes me think about those jolly Muhjadeens.
3/17/2008 1:02:26 AM
#436015
Mattural Selection
Ahh martyrs in the making. How fundy of you. No, that is not a compliment.
3/17/2008 1:53:35 AM
#436049
Øyvind
That essay was seriously the dumbest and most paranoid thing I've read in a long time!
3/17/2008 2:17:50 AM
#436168
SurfinSeaOtter
ALLAH ACKBAR!!!
3/17/2008 5:02:30 AM
#436169
Julian
Hmmmm, can we use nail guns this time, or is it still mallets?
3/17/2008 5:04:57 AM
#436242
Confused
No no. It's the other way around. He died for us. We aren't to go around dying for him now...
3/17/2008 11:11:07 AM
#436248
szena
You fail as parents.
3/17/2008 11:15:46 AM
#436286
onwards christ's soldiers?
3/17/2008 12:34:48 PM
#436293
Sevagram
I'm all for this. Go on. Wipe yourselves out. Please.
3/17/2008 12:45:52 PM
#436375
Robbie
:O
3/17/2008 3:23:54 PM
#436800
Klingon Warrior
Finally you humans caught on ! QA'PLA !
3/17/2008 10:32:34 PM
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