The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Jesus, but also be ready to die for Him as well.
[3/16/2008 5:46:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Jihad for Jesus!
(come on, why had no one said that already?)
3/16/2008 8:56:00 PM
Lead by example. Kill yourself or I'll insult your God and Jesus again.
3/16/2008 9:36:20 PM
Great, just don't take anyone else down with you!
3/16/2008 9:39:28 PM
3/16/2008 10:31:19 PM
Man Called True
I really hope this attitude doesn't spread, because I'm a known atheist and I take regular walks past a church...
3/16/2008 10:44:58 PM
Kamikaze cults for Jeebus!
3/16/2008 10:46:29 PM
Will someone forward this to Homeland Security so they can finally really protect the nation? Nuts like this are a far bigger danger than me getting QSL cards from Cuba, Libya, Iran, and Russia (which I do).
3/16/2008 11:10:55 PM
Um, Crusade? Meet Jihad. You have much in common here.
3/16/2008 11:18:28 PM
Home school the intelligence out of them, strap explosives to them, then send them off into the big wide world.
Sort of a Fundi coming of age/graduation ceremony I suppose.
fundamentalists delenda est
3/17/2008 12:19:38 AM
...Do you realise you're making it sound like you want to raise your kids to be suicide bombers? Seriously.
3/17/2008 12:21:34 AM
3/17/2008 12:26:20 AM
3/17/2008 12:52:12 AM
Grand Archblasphemer of York
Yes...that sounds like an incredibly sensible thing to do! People need to be willing to die at the drop of a hat, for any reason, and to spend the entirety of your focusing on the glory and splendor of dying in the most dramatic fashion possible. You people make wonderful contributions to society, turning your offspring into clones of yourself that just as purposeless and self-destructive as you are!
3/17/2008 12:54:51 AM
Since when is this new? Horrifying, but not new. Extremists have been using this goddamn tactic for centuries.
3/17/2008 12:59:54 AM
Makes me think about those jolly Muhjadeens.
3/17/2008 1:02:26 AM
Ahh martyrs in the making. How fundy of you. No, that is not a compliment.
3/17/2008 1:53:35 AM
That essay was seriously the dumbest and most paranoid thing I've read in a long time!
3/17/2008 2:17:50 AM
3/17/2008 5:02:30 AM
Hmmmm, can we use nail guns this time, or is it still mallets?
3/17/2008 5:04:57 AM
No no. It's the other way around. He died for us. We aren't to go around dying for him now...
3/17/2008 11:11:07 AM
You fail as parents.
3/17/2008 11:15:46 AM
onwards christ's soldiers?
3/17/2008 12:34:48 PM
I'm all for this. Go on. Wipe yourselves out. Please.
3/17/2008 12:45:52 PM
3/17/2008 3:23:54 PM
Finally you humans caught on ! QA'PLA !
3/17/2008 10:32:34 PM