The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Jesus, but also be ready to die for Him as well.
[3/16/2008 5:46:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Allah, but also be ready to die for Him as well.
3/16/2008 6:02:40 PM
Also you have to teach them to make bomb belts.
3/16/2008 6:08:59 PM
Every day, the Christian fundies become more like the Muslim fundies, one little piece at a time...
3/16/2008 6:12:38 PM
"Madness? This is SPARTA!"
3/16/2008 6:12:53 PM
Why and how is this a NEW challenge?
3/16/2008 6:15:00 PM
3/16/2008 6:17:56 PM
3/16/2008 6:26:41 PM
Get out of the gene pool, you child abuser!
3/16/2008 6:27:25 PM
"And yeh, God said unto Abraham, 'I was just kidding, you don't have to kill Isaac' April Fools!!!"
"And yeh, Abraham said upon God, 'Oh shit... Whoops'"
3/16/2008 6:35:08 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
And just why would an omnipotent deity want or need anyone to die for it anyway?
3/16/2008 6:36:15 PM
Why would JC want children to die for him? This makes no sense whatsoever.
3/16/2008 6:42:17 PM
Wait! Jesus died for us, he didn't say that we had to return the favor!
3/16/2008 6:48:28 PM
Fundy Death Cult
3/16/2008 6:49:40 PM
... he said, without any apparent sense of irony. Seriously, almenconi, Muslims are already dying for Allah. You've got some catching up to do.
3/16/2008 6:51:37 PM
don't forget teaching them to build a Kalashnikov with their eyes blindfolded to help kill in the name of god
3/16/2008 7:00:09 PM
3/16/2008 7:03:47 PM
You know, I think I spy the beginning of a contradiction with regards to the fundamentalist anti-abortion/pro-life stance. But that'll be my sanity getting in the way of religious thought.
3/16/2008 7:06:11 PM
And the kid says. "Sure. I'll die for Jesus. .... You go first."
3/16/2008 7:07:57 PM
If God is the creator of us all, then that would make God the parent of us all.
So if a parent wants his or her children to die on their command, wouldn't that parent be arrested for child abuse and be condemned a s a horrible parent?
Sigh.. and yes, obviously Fundies are pretty much the same all over. They only seem to differ in degree.
3/16/2008 7:21:51 PM
I'm not suprised that 88% of Christian kids leave religion when they're 18. Ok, I will advice you, you first.
3/16/2008 7:30:33 PM
"The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Jesus, but also be ready to die for Him as well."
Why can't all you religious nuts be like the Buddhists? You never hear of Buddhists blowing themselves up "in the name of Buddhism" or "dying for Buddha." At worst, a few of the more unstable of them seem to have an odd desire to immolate
on occasion in protest of something but they don't take out innocent bystanders with their zeal.
I think more of you fundies should set fire to yourselves if you're so gung-ho to "die for Jesus." Hell, maybe your Gawd will make you fireproof and you'll survive unscathed. Think of all the converts you'd get with that one.
3/16/2008 7:30:46 PM
This sounds bad, very bad
3/16/2008 7:34:23 PM
Home grown terrorists.
3/16/2008 8:06:40 PM
Death Cult that is what you are a Death Cult
leave your kids alone and just do it
future Rapture ready morons in training
3/16/2008 8:38:11 PM
Rekigion is to civilization as Auschwitz was to the travel industry.
3/16/2008 8:52:09 PM