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Quote# 35550

Circle of Earth doesn't defy a Flat Earth.

A Flat Earth is not a cube or square, but a disc, with the "North" Pole in the center, thus any navigation by compass would not contradict our notion of a spherical Earth.

And it is no laughing matter. There is a worldwide conspiracy perpetuating the myth of a spherical Earth.

Thankfully, there are a select few who haven't been silenced by the Government. There is a website and forum attempting to open peoples' eyes with thorough explanations for the phenomena most people have never questioned.

EnCrypto, Christian Forums 80 Comments [2/27/2008 7:08:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Gaara of the Sand
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#418229
szena

Why would the government want to support a conspiracy to fool people into thinking that the earth was spherical? You didn't think this all the way through, did you?

2/27/2008 7:11:31 PM
#418231
SweetViolet

Oh, please be a Poe. Cos if yer not, then we gotta get you back to the psych ward before anybody notices yer missing...

2/27/2008 7:14:32 PM
#418234
Dracori

El oh fucking el.

2/27/2008 7:17:47 PM
#418238
Osiris

@szena: The government funds NASA and NASA goes into space and brings back conclusive physical evidence showing that the Earth is a large three dimensional ball floating in space orbiting a massive three dimensional ball of burning hydrogen gas that is millions of kilometers away. As you can see the government supports NASA's heliocentric-round-Earth-big Universe conspiracy because the government is controlled by the Illuminate/Skull and Bones/Freemasons/Alien reptile shapshifters who want people to believe in science and not God.

Yes I am being a Poe right now.

2/27/2008 7:20:11 PM
#418247
big baby jesus

the reverse vampires want you to believe in a spherical earth to keep ron paul out of office

2/27/2008 7:28:41 PM
#418249
GigaGuess

So explain why flights can go over both the north and south poles

2/27/2008 7:30:31 PM
#418250
ScienceDT

The South Pole called and is pissed it got left out.

But, I actually think you're less fundie and more clinically ill. Really.

2/27/2008 7:30:31 PM
#418251
Happymealungen

"And it is no laughing matter. "

I daresay it is.

2/27/2008 7:31:05 PM
#418257
z

So how does the South Pole fit in all this?


2/27/2008 7:33:35 PM
#418261
SweetViolet

@z" "So how does the South Pole fit in all this?"

It's on the flip side, silly!

2/27/2008 7:39:14 PM
#418272
snappy handle

So I'm guessing physicists, astronomers, and even commercial pilots are all in on the conspiracy, too?

2/27/2008 7:49:13 PM
#418281
Mister Spak

If we start drilling for oil at the north pole after global warming melts the ice cap will we come out at the south pole?

2/27/2008 7:58:44 PM
#418287
Caustic Gnostic

What's on the B side?

2/27/2008 8:07:14 PM
#418297
Vampirehummingbird

Christmas was two months ago and there's still fruitcake around?

2/27/2008 8:13:30 PM
#418302
approximate

Earth, as seen from the moon, motherfucker.


2/27/2008 8:16:39 PM
#418307
Observable Reality

So why do GPS units work?

2/27/2008 8:19:14 PM
#418310
Illuminatalie

What's on the B side? Turtles. Many turtles.

2/27/2008 8:21:12 PM
#418330
Nirjuana

But why the fuck would they do so? I can understand these "Subliminal messages" that keeps us under control or makes us buy things but why would the Government make us to believe that earth is round? It don't make any sense

2/27/2008 8:32:26 PM
#418333
www.evolvedrational.com

GPS

Enough said.

2/27/2008 8:36:01 PM
#418344
Brain_In_A_Jar

A Flat Earth is not a cube or square, but a disc, with the "North" Pole in the center, thus any navigation by compass would not contradict our notion of a spherical Earth.

Nice try, but I think such a model would require a magnetic monopole at a point in the centre and another one distributed around the circumference - there's no return path possible for a radial field in a flat plane. When you're done with that, you can then explain how gravity fits your ludicrous model, and thus why your disc world doesn't immediately collapse into a spheroid under that gravitational force.

2/27/2008 8:42:38 PM
#418348
Brain_In_A_Jar

Caustic Gnostic: "B Side". I am amused :-)

2/27/2008 8:43:55 PM
#418350
Old Viking

Worldwide conspiracies are the worst kind.

2/27/2008 8:46:36 PM
#418356
anevilmeme

Just so you know, the Discworld novels are just stories.

2/27/2008 8:53:07 PM
#418364
Septic Sceptic

For the sake of my sanity I must believe this is a poe. If you were to prove to me that EnCrypto really meant this, my brains would rupture and sparrows would fly out.

2/27/2008 9:03:40 PM
#418373
Paler_Face

I think this person actually has an IQ somewhere in the negative double figures.

2/27/2008 9:11:03 PM
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