Quote# 35524
I saw on TV once that 99% of people who claim to be an atheist, can not pass a lie detector test when asked, "Do you believe in God?"
I also read that most who claim to be an atheist, had a very poor (if not bad) relationship with their earthly father while growing up. Therefore, because they never felt loved and accepted by their earthly father, whom they SEE... have extreme difficulty in perceiving how this Heavenly invisible Father could possibly give 2 cents about them.
SO, I decided to put this information to the test.
Whenever someone tells me they are an atheist, I look them square in the eye and say;
"You know, studies have proven that 99% who claim to be an atheist, can't pass a lie detector test."
They usually grin at me, but nervously.
THEN I SAY;
I also read that most never felt loved by their dad's. So it's hard for them to believe that they have a Father in Heaven who loves them unconditionally.
By this time, they look serious.
Then I ask,
"Do you feel loved and accepted by your dad?"
And at that moment brothers and sisters, you see the pain in their eyes.
So don't believe them when they say they don't believe in God. Try to get to the heart of the matter. Some so-called ex-atheist I once knew are now totally in love with Jesus! HALLELUJAH!!!!
glory,
raptureready 123 Comments [2/27/2008 9:16:31 AM]
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#520826
Feminazi
Lie decetor test are not always accurate. Infact, there very faulty.
5/30/2008 5:02:22 AM
#520837
Jim
Maybe the atheists answered yes on the lie detector test.
That'd get you 99%.
5/30/2008 5:18:10 AM
#520843
KKK
dumber than fuck all get out
5/30/2008 5:32:27 AM
#760972
mngamojemo
I once saw on TV that Doc Ock was rampaging through downtown Manhattan.
11/11/2008 3:56:49 AM
#819537
????
99 percent of statistics are incorrect. Also, maybe they weren't loved by their mothers and fathers because they were fundies. How do you know?
12/20/2008 4:59:34 PM
#820444
Mr. Creazil
I'm guessing he saw that bollocks on TBN.
12/21/2008 4:53:15 AM
#820453
A. Person
"I saw on TV once that 99% of people who claim to be an atheist, can not pass a lie detector test when asked, 'Do you believe in God?' "
Did they happen to be in the Deep South, duct taped to a chair with a Blunderbluss aimed at their heads? Also, did their answer happen to be yes?
12/21/2008 5:04:30 AM
#820456
Darwin
Polygraphs are total bullshit.
12/21/2008 5:07:49 AM
#930634
EllwyenDarwin
My Dad hate me?Yeah I'll buy that one and the feeling is mutal.But I did have the next best thing who took his place my grandpa.
3/29/2009 12:13:08 AM
#941488
KillerOfTheSun
Man i never saw lying so painfully obvious when it comes from a theist.
4/17/2009 4:35:54 PM
#941491
Nowonmai
I do like how you fundies can flog words until you convince yourself that black is white, up is down and cold is hot.
4/17/2009 4:42:29 PM
#941557
Philbert McAdamia
And at that moment brothers and sisters, you see the pain in their eyes.
At this moment I'd like to see the pain in your eye; the one that would be all black and blue in about 6 hours.
4/17/2009 8:29:59 PM
#941791
Swedish Pagan
Me and my siblings are all loved, wanted and cherished. "Accepted" sounds a bit cold to me. Both mum and dad loves us for who we are, not what we do. Some of us are a bit Christian, some are less so.
Just because someone says something on TV, doesn't mean that it's true. And lie detector tests are not infallible.
4/18/2009 8:42:34 AM
#941799
Moondog
99% of all statistics are made up.
I had a great relationship with my Dad when I was growing up, and still do. Lying for Jeebus.
4/18/2009 9:00:19 AM
#1264984
Canama
And some of us get along fine with our fathers.
It's not that we don't like the idea of a fatherly figure. It's that we don't like the idea of an invisible, omniscient, omnipotent sky fairy.
3/8/2011 8:25:57 PM
#1265048
Justanotheratheist
I have only three words for this:
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
3/9/2011 2:24:10 AM
#1269531
towey
oh daddy why?!? sob wha wha
3/21/2011 8:34:35 AM
#1269534
Anon2
I saw on TV once that 99% of people who claim to be an atheist, can not pass a lie detector test when asked, "Do you believe in God?"
Ah, you saw it on TV? And you believe everything from TV?
I don't own a TV anymore since decades, because at a certain point I realized that most information shown on TV is bulls***.
3/21/2011 8:37:50 AM
#1269553
jas43
glory seems to love winning internet conversations with himself.
epic fail
3/21/2011 9:16:56 AM
#1423456
Often Partisan
my dad is awesome so you lose.
7/14/2012 3:25:16 PM
#1423464
Filin De Blanc
Maybe people would have an easier time believing that they have a father in Heaven who loves them unconditionally if you actually presented God's love as unconditional, instead of conditional on following a bunch of stupid rules about who you can't have sex with and whether you can play Dungeons and Dragons.
7/14/2012 6:53:23 PM
#1466451
Oh noes! You lied me out of existence! *POOF!*
11/7/2012 12:27:21 AM
#1466455
rubber chicken
Utter bullshit, I can beat a lie detector while telling you that the sky is green, grass is pink and that J.K. Rowling is a man called Gerald.
11/7/2012 12:38:11 AM
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