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Darwinism is sorcery. It first began with the gods of gaiah. Half man and half fish. Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species. This ape/man issue is not new at all.

coadie, CARM 48 Comments [2/25/2008 2:22:40 AM]
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#415403
Freboy

Now, as for the christian habit of depicting angels as humans with feathery wings...

2/25/2008 11:32:44 AM

#415418
LabRat

We have a deep desire to "worship fractionated species"?

He has something against werewolves?

2/25/2008 11:56:33 AM

#415425
Blackvoice


Ahahahaha! Now gimme that weed.

2/25/2008 12:08:18 PM

#415461


I spent a while trying to think of a response for this, but I just can't... half fish? Gaiah? Do they just make up things as they type?

2/25/2008 1:17:31 PM

#415476
Nirjuana

We don't worship anything, moron

2/25/2008 1:28:32 PM

#415525
Observable Reality

Which half is the fish half? The top or the bottom?

2/25/2008 2:12:23 PM

#415529
Katsuro

"Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species"

Sounds a bit like Jesus - half man, half god.

2/25/2008 2:19:20 PM

#415532
David D.G.

That's a straw half-fish/half-man argument, bub.


~David D.G.

2/25/2008 2:33:27 PM

#415535
GigaGuess

As opposed to worshiping a dirt man ancestor?

See? I can lower things to the lowest common denominator, too!

2/25/2008 2:34:58 PM

#415574


It all started with a human being with no supernatural claims called Darwin who considered being a pastor. Hey, life is that prosaic.

2/25/2008 3:25:14 PM

#415614
NonProphet

As opposed to half-man, half-mud golem?

By the way, that's one hell of a straw(mer)man, coadie. It's a bit out there, even for you.

2/25/2008 3:44:05 PM

#415703
John

Yeah. The heck with all those Galapagos finches. It was the half-fish/half-man that inspired Darwin to develop the theory of evolution. [/sarcasm]

2/25/2008 4:45:18 PM

#415828
www.evolvedrational.com

Huh??

2/25/2008 6:24:41 PM

#415834
Septic Sceptic

ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF THE 2008 CONFERENCE OF THE "SOCIETY FOR THE STUDY OF EVOLUTION":


2/25/2008 6:28:21 PM

#415870
John_in_Oz

It began with the 'gods of Gaiah'? You claim there are other gods do you? Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass salvation, do not recover the money you put in the collection plate.
The ancient greeks invented Gaia- but Darwin was no contemporary of theirs.

2/25/2008 7:05:24 PM

#415993
Sparkie

Does this mean HP Lovecraft's stories are, in fact, nonfiction?

Uh-oh. D:

2/25/2008 8:42:33 PM

#416053
Mayhem

@Sparkie

Maybe he grew up in Innsmouth.

2/25/2008 9:15:29 PM

#416061
Quantum Mechanic

Will someone drop, from a great height, a large trilobite fossil on this idiot?

2/25/2008 9:24:31 PM

#416075
Samyaza

"Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species."
Like in Ezekiel 1:5-10 and Revelation 4:6-8 for example?

2/25/2008 9:34:54 PM

#416125
Old Viking

If Coadie were being assaulted and in desperate need of help, he would have a hard time expressing himself.

2/25/2008 10:12:32 PM

#416185
nfp

Has someone already pointed this out?:

MYTHOLOGY: YR DOIN IT WRONG

2/25/2008 11:28:48 PM

#416424
Athar

Gaia is half man half fish?

Well the earth is part land and part water so that'd kinda make sense if it were in any sense true.

"Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species"

Angels have wings, wouldn't that make them part bird and part man?

2/26/2008 4:23:45 AM

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hmcook87

Christianity is anus worshiping. It first began with the Goat Gods of southwestern Mongolia. Men have always had unhealthy imaginations when it comes to goats... This goat/man/anus/christian thing is not new at all.

There you go, I just rattled off some made up bullshit even more rediculous than what you said... does that mean I win?

6/25/2008 4:00:14 AM
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