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Everybody knows that to be an atheist, you have to be at least somewhat intellectually subnormal. With the constant inundation by agendas hostile to the notion of morality and family values, being particularly virulent to Christians, it's a good idea to know what the freaks are saying.

Man came from monkeys? No problem!

The universe originated with a Horrendous Space Kablooie? Why not?

A woman killing her child is morally ambiguous? Of course!

A man can have sex with whomever or whatever he wants? This is the 21st century!

God had anything to do with it? How DARE you be so close minded?! Do you still believe in the tooth fairy? Cue the frothing at the mouth at the very mention of the word "Christ" and then try to tell me that atheism is not Satanic in origin.

So without further ado ... I invite you to proceed to the "Quotes" page and investigate the deepest depths to which the human mind can sink.

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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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