Fuck! You mean I have the power to cause earthquakes by having sex! I suppose the world should be thankful I'm not a power-mad sex addict!
@David D.G.: Yeah, 'cuz it totally rocked my world!
2/22/2008 9:19:13 AM
I knew it!! The gays have mutant super powers, some have earthquake powers, and others can cause tornados and hurricanes. But I wanted super mutant powers Jebus!!
2/22/2008 9:29:58 AM
Taleban, Get him!
2/22/2008 10:30:46 AM
No, the Celestial Teapot was targeting you for being a dickwad and sorta miscalculated and a couple gays got caught in the target zone.
2/22/2008 11:10:46 AM
So why was there a quake on the Nevada/Utah border the other day?
2/22/2008 11:29:52 AM
"homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".
I found that particular way of putting it incredibly funny...
"Stop fucking men! It creates EARTHQUAKES!"
As always - if God(s) didn't want homosexuals to have sex, they could just stop them him(them)self(ves).
2/22/2008 11:54:50 AM
The earthquakes are caused by jews not converting to christianity.
2/22/2008 12:03:29 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"Did the earth move for you too?"
2/22/2008 1:32:13 PM
Hankdammit, why am I always the last to know about these superpowers that gay people have? Think of the good that I could do with them. "Okay, everybody, vote against the 'protection of marriage' amendment, and my partner and I won't go at it in the hotel by the state capitol and cause a ruinous earthquake."
2/22/2008 1:47:29 PM
...And slurping your soup causes tsunamis.
Makes just as much sense.
EDIT: Septic Sceptic, you would make an awesome god. I'm voting for you in the next supreme-deity election.
2/22/2008 2:52:36 PM
Gee Shlomo, your problems couldn't possibly be because God let you build your country on a faultline?
2/22/2008 4:34:20 PM
Didn't the Ancient Eyptians believe that earthquakes were caused by sodomy?* In other words, care to join us in this millemia, moron?
* I think i read it in God Is Not Great
2/22/2008 4:35:34 PM
In California, religion causes earthquakes. Ever hear of San [Saint] Andrea's fault?
2/22/2008 4:44:44 PM
Damn it, and I thought earthquakes were caused by the shifting of the tectonic plates.
Science lies again.
2/22/2008 4:50:07 PM
Iran executes homosexuals. That's why they never have earthquakes. [/sarcasm]
2/22/2008 5:37:18 PM
/Never let us forget: no nation or people have a monopoly on bigotry/
Amen, apYrs. It's sad, but true.
2/22/2008 5:42:44 PM
Oh, okay and here I was thinking that it was the St. Andreas fault that caused all the quakes in California, but no, apparently it's San Francisco itself...wait a minute...
...we have gay people in Germany, too, but no earthquakes, you must be mistaken, I think it IS tectonic plate movement causing the quakes.
2/22/2008 6:15:09 PM
How funny that there are no earthquakes in Holland, Spain, Sweden, etc.............
2/22/2008 7:09:35 PM
Remember kids; correlation != causality.
Especially if your attempt at a causal link requires some sort of omnipotent vengeful super being.
2/22/2008 9:21:28 PM
Agh! that explains all the earthquakes around the Pacific "Ring of Fire".
fundamentalists delenda est
2/23/2008 11:30:09 PM
Well, as someone who has been to gay clubs in Israel and seen how much more tolerant they are over there with homosexuality, I can honestly say that I shook the bed more than once in my Tel Aviv hotel. Maybe he was in the room below me. Sorry about that!
3/13/2008 4:30:00 AM
...He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".
-- if its done right!
2/12/2009 5:23:21 PM
A few years later a guy in Iran says sex in general causes Earthquakes...
Maybe they should meet each other.
7/2/2010 8:15:37 PM