How come if God has such a problem with homos how come his punishments never seem to affect them?
2/22/2008 3:33:21 AM
Shaas party is a bunch of Heredi lunatics that want to drive 90% of Jews out of Israel. Sadly they made up a disproportionate portion of the Likud coalition in the 90s. I mean, thanks to these people Heredim don't have to join the army, while more liberal Jews are conscripted. Who gives a damn about Israel now Shlomo!
2/22/2008 3:37:37 AM
Look, that's not what they're talking about when one of the guys looks at the other afterwards and asks, "Did the Earth move for you?"
2/22/2008 3:58:44 AM
He's wrong you know. The earthquakes were actually caused by Zues' anger at fundy fucks like this guy not believing in him.
2/22/2008 3:59:20 AM
Of course, it's always the gays.
Crazy intolerant bastard.
2/22/2008 4:08:25 AM
Put the Heredim in an arena with the IFBs and Taleban.
I love three-way battles.
2/22/2008 4:10:37 AM
6 point earthquake today in Nevada.
Hmmm. Bounce effect?
2/22/2008 4:13:16 AM
must be alot of gays in Indonesia.
2/22/2008 4:16:10 AM
...He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".
That's why the Netherlands, Spain, Canada, Belgium, and South Africa are all recovering from devastating series of earthquakes. Yup.
2/22/2008 4:20:36 AM
I wonder what sins the people of Aleppo had comitted?
2/22/2008 4:31:40 AM
No, no, no. Adultery causes earthquakes. Homosexuality causes violent thunderstorms and tornadoes.
2/22/2008 4:32:54 AM
Yeah really, Teh Gheys in New Orleans got off almost scott-free. In the old testament the Lord always chastised the wicked more severely than the 'chosen' people. What does the above example suggest? Teh Gheys are actually more righteous than the Christians. Too bad, so sad.
2/22/2008 4:40:10 AM
It's the gays you say?
And here I thought the Dead Sea Fault and the Carmel Fault brought about earthquakes in the area.
2/22/2008 5:04:05 AM
Does this moron really think that homosexuality causes earthquakes? Evidently Israel's educational system has some sinkholes as bad as ours in the U.S.; that sort of magical thinking is nothing short of totally crazy.
I wonder if anyone in the Parliament burst out laughing at this guy's outrageous statement; I know that there's no way that I would have been able to keep a straight face.
2/22/2008 5:09:27 AM
What a shlemiel.
2/22/2008 5:13:27 AM
Damnit, people. Off my side!
2/22/2008 5:13:37 AM
What does this tell us about god, that he communicates his displeasure in this manner? He comes across as a spoiled toddler, smashing his toys in a fit of temper because he can't have his way. Surely a being who can do anything could find a more subtle way of communicating than siesmic destruction?
If I was god, and I wanted gay people to stop having sex, then whenever they started getting amorous I would have a small bunny rabbit with blue fur materialise out of thin air and drop lightly onto the head of one of the participants. After a dozen or so bunnies get to hopping around the bedroom, they'll take the hint.
Of course I would never stop people from sleeping with who they wanted you understand. I'm just showing that there are better way to communicate with mortals. No, if I was god, and could watch people having sex, then... I would. All day. And that Keira Knightly would get raptured pretty fucking quick, i'll promise you that.
2/22/2008 5:42:01 AM
Well, darn! You learn something new every day!
After 30 years of living in the San Francisco area, I thought all those earthquakes were caused by moving tectonic plates...and here, it was the gay people all along!
2/22/2008 6:02:49 AM
Gay sex rocks your world......
2/22/2008 6:14:45 AM
The Rock has rocked many worlds.
2/22/2008 6:44:29 AM
BUTTSEX = EARTHQUAKES.
IT'S SCIENCE GUYS LOL.
Man I hate this bullshit.
2/22/2008 6:50:34 AM
this is one guy who proves that if the Nazis (sorry Godwin) hadn't been anti-semitic, the German Jews would have been herding the "enemy" into the showers!
Never let us forget: no nation or people have a monopoly on bigotry
I've never worked out how it is that the most rabidly nationalistic Israelis are also the ones who get out of being conscripted. Even pacifistic sects in the UK (Quakers etc) were - as an entity - usually ambulance drivers and stretcher-bearers in our WWs.
2/22/2008 7:07:07 AM
Ach, frummers. Schmucks.
2/22/2008 7:45:23 AM
Somebody give this guy a straitjacket, he's obviously lost touch with reality.
2/22/2008 7:56:00 AM
Not coming out of his closet award.
2/22/2008 9:02:29 AM