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#412572
Osiris
How come if God has such a problem with homos how come his punishments never seem to affect them?
2/22/2008 3:33:21 AM
#412579
jsonitsac
Shaas party is a bunch of Heredi lunatics that want to drive 90% of Jews out of Israel. Sadly they made up a disproportionate portion of the Likud coalition in the 90s. I mean, thanks to these people Heredim don't have to join the army, while more liberal Jews are conscripted. Who gives a damn about Israel now Shlomo!
2/22/2008 3:37:37 AM
#412592
David D.G.
Look, that's not what they're talking about when one of the guys looks at the other afterwards and asks, "Did the Earth move for you?"
~David D.G.
2/22/2008 3:58:44 AM
#412593
Mattural Selection
He's wrong you know. The earthquakes were actually caused by Zues' anger at fundy fucks like this guy not believing in him.
2/22/2008 3:59:20 AM
#412606
Mike
Of course, it's always the gays.
Crazy intolerant bastard.
2/22/2008 4:08:25 AM
#412610
Caustic Gnostic
Put the Heredim in an arena with the IFBs and Taleban.
I love three-way battles.
2/22/2008 4:10:37 AM
#412612
Philbert McAdamia
6 point earthquake today in Nevada.
Hmmm. Bounce effect?
2/22/2008 4:13:16 AM
#412614
truereligion
must be alot of gays in Indonesia.
2/22/2008 4:16:10 AM
#412619
Professor M
...He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".
That's why the Netherlands, Spain, Canada, Belgium, and South Africa are all recovering from devastating series of earthquakes. Yup.
2/22/2008 4:20:36 AM
#412637
Fanatic-Templar
I wonder what sins the people of Aleppo had comitted?
2/22/2008 4:31:40 AM
#412638
Old Viking
No, no, no. Adultery causes earthquakes. Homosexuality causes violent thunderstorms and tornadoes.
2/22/2008 4:32:54 AM
#412647
Trovore
Yeah really, Teh Gheys in New Orleans got off almost scott-free. In the old testament the Lord always chastised the wicked more severely than the 'chosen' people. What does the above example suggest? Teh Gheys are actually more righteous than the Christians. Too bad, so sad.
2/22/2008 4:40:10 AM
#412676
cool cats
It's the gays you say?
And here I thought the Dead Sea Fault and the Carmel Fault brought about earthquakes in the area.
Silly me!
2/22/2008 5:04:05 AM
#412682
David D.G.
Does this moron really think that homosexuality causes earthquakes? Evidently Israel's educational system has some sinkholes as bad as ours in the U.S.; that sort of magical thinking is nothing short of totally crazy.
I wonder if anyone in the Parliament burst out laughing at this guy's outrageous statement; I know that there's no way that I would have been able to keep a straight face.
~David D.G.
2/22/2008 5:09:27 AM
#412683
Father Heathen
What a shlemiel.
2/22/2008 5:13:27 AM
#412684
Seiber
Damnit, people. Off my side!
2/22/2008 5:13:37 AM
#412700
Septic Sceptic
What does this tell us about god, that he communicates his displeasure in this manner? He comes across as a spoiled toddler, smashing his toys in a fit of temper because he can't have his way. Surely a being who can do anything could find a more subtle way of communicating than siesmic destruction?
If I was god, and I wanted gay people to stop having sex, then whenever they started getting amorous I would have a small bunny rabbit with blue fur materialise out of thin air and drop lightly onto the head of one of the participants. After a dozen or so bunnies get to hopping around the bedroom, they'll take the hint.
Of course I would never stop people from sleeping with who they wanted you understand. I'm just showing that there are better way to communicate with mortals. No, if I was god, and could watch people having sex, then... I would. All day. And that Keira Knightly would get raptured pretty fucking quick, i'll promise you that.
2/22/2008 5:42:01 AM
#412713
SweetViolet
Well, darn! You learn something new every day!
After 30 years of living in the San Francisco area, I thought all those earthquakes were caused by moving tectonic plates...and here, it was the gay people all along!
2/22/2008 6:02:49 AM
#412717
Greebo
Gay sex rocks your world......
2/22/2008 6:14:45 AM
#412730
Rock Hudson
The Rock has rocked many worlds.
2/22/2008 6:44:29 AM
#412732
Nemesis
BUTTSEX = EARTHQUAKES.
IT'S SCIENCE GUYS LOL.
Man I hate this bullshit.
2/22/2008 6:50:34 AM
#412734
apYrs
this is one guy who proves that if the Nazis (sorry Godwin) hadn't been anti-semitic, the German Jews would have been herding the "enemy" into the showers!
Never let us forget: no nation or people have a monopoly on bigotry
PS
I've never worked out how it is that the most rabidly nationalistic Israelis are also the ones who get out of being conscripted. Even pacifistic sects in the UK (Quakers etc) were - as an entity - usually ambulance drivers and stretcher-bearers in our WWs.
2/22/2008 7:07:07 AM
#412757
Psittacosis
Ach, frummers. Schmucks.
2/22/2008 7:45:23 AM
#412761
Recoil
Somebody give this guy a straitjacket, he's obviously lost touch with reality.
2/22/2008 7:56:00 AM
#412783
Paler_Face
Not coming out of his closet award.
2/22/2008 9:02:29 AM
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