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Yesterday, the first Friday of Lent, I saw my neighbors get home, and out of their minivan they had a few bags labeled 'KFC'. So, they went inside their home, and I saw the light come on in their dining room. The curtains were drawn, but I went into my driveway, then crossed into their driveway, so that I could peek through the gap in their curtains and i got a good view of what was going on. They were clearly chowing down on chicken, with all the fixings, though the chicken was what I was really concerned about, cause they had the youngins there eating too. I was really upset and didn't know what to do. They have a crucifix and statues like those people like to have in their living room, then the next room over they were chomping away on meat. I really don't know what to do at this point. Should I call a local archdioses or something and report them, or is there like a church board that investigates these things? I don't know what to do, and i've asked the good Lord for guidance, but I'm still not certain what He wants me to do. I was thinking when they're not home I should take the statues they have in their backyard and only give them back if they promise not to do it again, but I might get in trouble with the law so I don't know at this point. What would Jesus do?

Prince of Lombards, http://www.city-data.com/forum/ 133 Comments [2/12/2008 4:49:05 AM]
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Oh no, they feed their children? Call the police?

2/12/2008 4:52:02 AM


Wow. Um...stalking for Christ award?

2/12/2008 4:55:30 AM


WTF is he talkin about?

2/12/2008 4:56:55 AM




by the way you mention "statues like those people like to have" so you are obviously not of the same practicing faith. let me guess "those people" are catholics and you are a stone casting holier than thou born again evangelical CHRISTIAN?? Concern yourself with your own problems ( of which I'm sure you have many). Unless they were sacrificing babies I think you need to butt the hell out.

2/12/2008 4:57:15 AM


So, you're a peeping Tom and thinking about burglary, and they're eating chicken. Who has the problem here?

And I can answer your question. Jesus would be all "Hey, you guys got fried chicken? Sweet. Can I have some? Aw, c'mon, don't hold out on me, bro."

2/12/2008 4:58:34 AM


Read through the rest of the thread.
Even the people on the forum think he's either a Poe or someone too creepy to be near.

2/12/2008 4:59:59 AM


"Should I call a local archdioses or something and report them,"

What do you do when you see the unfaithful eating meat during Lent, children??

BURN EM AT THE STEAK, BURN EM AT THE STAKE... [I'm sure there's some sort of tune to that]

"I should take the statues they have in their backyard and only give them back if they promise not to do it again"

Onwy if dey pwomise, and pinky sweaw.

Childish I'm-gonna-tell-Daddy-on-you Bullshit for Jesus...

2/12/2008 5:03:05 AM

D Laurier

Very creepy.
Please dont live near me.

2/12/2008 5:04:56 AM


I feel like I'm missing out on something here.

"And the Lord saith:
Thou shalt not feed thy children on Lent,
For they should starve and remember,
The infinite love of God through their hunger."

2/12/2008 5:07:49 AM


I call POE. Nobody is this stupid!

Er,...are they?


2/12/2008 5:08:00 AM


Interestingly enough, a French Catholic bishop urged French citizens to eat as much chicken as possible over Lent as a show of solidarity and support with local farmers following Avian flu scares.

And what the fuck are you doing looking in other people's windows, dude? Seriously, what the hell? That shit gets you shot.

I'm a-gonna call Poe. Least I hope it's a Poe...

2/12/2008 5:10:07 AM


You know, I'm distinctly remembering a line from the Bible that went something along the lines of "Thou shalt not make thyself a busybody in other men's affairs," though I do admit I can't remember the book, chapter or verse. Can anyone help? 'Cause now this is going to bug me.

2/12/2008 5:18:07 AM

Mattural Selection

How about: Stop being a peeping tom and leave them the fuck alone! What business is it of yours to say what people can and can't eat, and when? Get your own fucking life and stay the fuck out of theirs. You are lucky they didn't call the police, you do realise that what you did is a crime?

2/12/2008 5:32:15 AM


I can tell you what he wouldn't do...

2/12/2008 5:43:31 AM


Jesus wouldn't spy on them. That's what he'd do, not that hard really. If you can't figure out what god wants you to do, maybe you shouldn't do anything. Especially post nonsense on the internet, stay WAY far away from that.

2/12/2008 5:49:18 AM

I'm so glad we don't live during the Inquisition.

2/12/2008 5:49:24 AM


What would Jesus do?

Tell you to mind your own fucking business, motard.

2/12/2008 6:10:39 AM


I'm calling Poe on this one

2/12/2008 6:10:41 AM


And this is why I own Rottweilers.

I would call Poe, except I have a neighbour that is that fucking snoopy. He complained that he tried to get in my back yard and the dogs scared him.

Stealing garden gnomes for Jesus? Where in the bible does it say that thou shalt steal the infidels gnomes?

2/12/2008 6:19:10 AM


You are too creepy to get laid.

2/12/2008 6:30:11 AM


Peeping Jesus award!

Creepy bastard!

2/12/2008 6:31:57 AM


I completely agree with this guy. How dare these people subject there kids to a crucifix in the house.

Oh, wait thats not want he meant.

2/12/2008 6:45:29 AM


Jesus would not be a peeping tom and would mind his own business, you silly person.

They weren't hurting you or anyone else. Invasion of privacy and intruding into private property is still against the law in this country.

2/12/2008 6:58:50 AM


After reading the thread.... POE

2/12/2008 7:00:06 AM


It might be a good idea to know something about a religion before criticizing its adherents of violating its rules.

During Lent you CHOOSE what you want to give up. It might be meat (a Catholic friend of mine does that), but it could be something else...like cigarettes or chocolate or coffee. The purpose of the Lenten sacrifice is to do just that: SACRIFICE. So the person is supposed to choose something that is dear to him, something that giving it up for 40 days will be an effort...a sacrifice. I hate liver, for example, so me giving up liver for Lent would not work. But my husband loves liver and pate and chopped chicken livers, so for him, giving up liver would be a sacrifice.

I am betting this family, whose right to privacy you so sanctimoniously violated, did NOT give up KFC for Lent. Maybe you should give up being a self-righteous prick for the season?

2/12/2008 7:11:02 AM

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