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Quote# 34471

[discussing whether it is possible for babies to sin]

Take a shiny object and wave it in front of a baby and as sure as the sun comes up, he'll reach for it.

Now, take it away from him and watch what happens. He'll pitch a fit because he wants that object.

That's coveting, which is a sin.

MikeMcK, christianforums.com 85 Comments [2/3/2008 12:29:56 PM]
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Submitted By: jackrabbit
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#420542
Anti-God Mode

Please, don't ever breed. You are whats making the world dumber

3/1/2008 2:28:49 AM
#420558
nemesis

I love how fundies make God sounds like Robot Santa from Futurama

3/1/2008 2:46:30 AM
#1047267
JSS

Take a bone and wave it in front of a dog and as sure as the sun comes up, he'll reach for it. Now, take it away from him and watch what happens. He'll start barking and acting rough because he wants that bone. That's coveting, which is a sin.

Dogs are horrible sinners worthy of hellfire.

Take a potted plant and place it in front of a window and as sure as the sun comes up, it'll lean toward the sunlight. Now, take it away from any light and watch what happens. It'll wither and die because it wants sunlight. That's coveting which is a sin.

Plants are sinners who like to offend God.

11/1/2009 4:24:12 PM
#1133372
Kisare

no.....that's called taunting a child you stupid fuck.

3/16/2010 8:18:25 AM
#1133374
Kisare

in the words of George Carlin: "coveting creates jobs, leave it alone"

3/16/2010 8:22:55 AM
#1133388
Swede

You shalt not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his house nor his other belongings, blah, blah, bla-di-blah-ha.

You acted as if you were going to give the child the shiny object, then took it away.
That is not coveting, that is you lying to the kid, which is definitely a sin.

Re lies: I saw the movie "The Invention of Lying" the other day. Highly amusing. Before there were lies, there was no religion.

3/16/2010 8:39:32 AM
#1201189
anti-nonsense

Please don't breed. You'd just get yourself arrested for child abuse anyway and then public money would be spent on prosecution and taking care of your spawn.

9/1/2010 11:18:37 AM
#1201778
The Duelist

Mike, you are a sad excuse for a human being if that is how your mind works.

9/2/2010 3:54:14 PM
#1201873
Justanotheratheist

You are depraved.

That is all.

9/2/2010 11:05:04 PM
#1204779
The Turian Counselor

Ahh yes, MikeMcK having an IQ above 40. We have dismissed that notion.

9/9/2010 12:32:25 AM
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