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#397342
I tried for awhile to come up with a funny way to mock this jackass, but the more I wasted my time thinking about what he said, the more I realized that this guy's brand of stupidity doesn't even deserve humor.
You, MikeMcK, are a fucking moron.
2/3/2008 1:02:38 PM
#397343
Patches
We get it. If it's basic human need but doesn't lead to something necessary for immediate survival, like fun, sex, and social interaction, then it's a sin.
2/3/2008 1:04:00 PM
#397344
Jesus Klingon
So if the aforementioned baby dies in infancy, he goes to hell. DIAF
2/3/2008 1:04:22 PM
#397346
mkb
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
2/3/2008 1:07:54 PM
#397350
Jesus Klingon
Second comment: So you're telling me that Jesus suffered the pain, agony and humiliation of a crucifixion for a baby who threw a temper tantrum? LOL
2/3/2008 1:20:50 PM
#397354
Lupine
It's a baby. It doesn't know the difference, scumfuck.
2/3/2008 1:49:49 PM
#397356
James
I'm pretty sure that's entrapment.
2/3/2008 1:57:58 PM
#397358
EnemyPartyII
Torture, or starve a fundie.
watch what happens, he'll pitch a fit because he wants you to stop.
Thats coveting, which is a sin
End result being that fundoes sin if they eat anything
2/3/2008 2:00:13 PM
#397359
Florens
So if I go steal the gigantic fucking Trucks/SUVs that a lot of xtians own around here, and push them over a bridge, they aren't allowed to do anything about it or they're coveting, right? Sounds swell!
2/3/2008 2:01:28 PM
#397363
Illuminatalie
This is like the idiot that thought his baby, by experimenting and turning his bown upside down, was rebelling against God.
Too dumb to look after kids, let alone babies.
All too likely to procreate.
2/3/2008 2:08:16 PM
#397372
SweetViolet
No, that is not coveting, that is teasing a baby, which is mean.
To covet is to lust for something that belongs to someone else, like your neighbour's wife or your father's wealth or your classmate's Nikes.
On-line dictionaries are free...try one sometime.
2/3/2008 2:31:33 PM
#397376
Nirjuana
Since babies are too young to understand anything about Jeebus and the Babble, it must be because devil made them to do so?
2/3/2008 2:38:41 PM
#397382
TerriblyAmused
So much for the pro-life argument.
2/3/2008 2:48:07 PM
#397389
Caustic Gnostic
Great. Make the child neurotic from the get-go, then you start the brainwashing.
If there is a hell....
2/3/2008 2:56:59 PM
#397392
Reverend Davidius
That's a reflex, you baby fucker (don't ask why I said that)
2/3/2008 2:57:39 PM
#397394
Bassic
DIAF, you god damned inhuman piece of trash.
2/3/2008 3:01:31 PM
#397401
aqualung
what an asshole.
2/3/2008 3:29:50 PM
#397407
Jacob
Piaget weeps.
2/3/2008 3:34:18 PM
#397414
No, that's called begging the question with a stupid unrelated analogy, which should be a sin!
2/3/2008 3:44:15 PM
#397435
Amanda
So God will send a baby to hell for wanting a shiny object? Wow. What a cruel and heartless god.
2/3/2008 4:10:38 PM
#397436
ArmandT
Well then,
Take the idea of a strict Christian theocracy and wave it in front of a fundie, and as sure as the sun comes up, he'll want it.
Now, take it away from him and watch what happens. He'll pitch a fit because he wants it, he'll cry and scream and rail against anyone and anything standing between them and that absolute theocracy.
That's coveting, which is a sin.
2/3/2008 4:11:10 PM
#397437
Quantum Mechanic
Then you better stone that kid to death.
2/3/2008 4:13:15 PM
#397438
BreeStar
Well, if you qualify that as a sin, then you are likely going to Hell yourself. Have fun in your lake of fire, asshole!
2/3/2008 4:14:22 PM
#397455
Doctor Whom
So human nature is a sin, and absolution is only through your faith? That's a brilliant scam; I'll grant you that much.
2/3/2008 4:35:57 PM
#397466
cool cats
Mike probably thinks that a baby diagnosed with "failure to thrive" is well behaved.
What an idiot.
2/3/2008 4:49:48 PM
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