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... What the fucking fuck?
1/31/2008 12:35:53 AM
Bleep blop bloop, Therefore zip zap zup.
1/31/2008 12:39:06 AM
Uh oh. FSTDT seems to have a bug. This post just appeared on my monitor as a random, meaningless jumble of words. The folks running the site had best-
Oh wait, it's meant to read like that.
I'm frightened now.
1/31/2008 12:42:52 AM
1/31/2008 12:43:09 AM
Definitely a poe! There is no way a human capable of processing thoughts could think this.
1/31/2008 12:51:51 AM
I'm sorry, could someone tell me what language this post is written in. It LOOKS like English but I couldn't follow most of it.
1/31/2008 1:01:13 AM
would you like a pair of pants with your word salad?
1/31/2008 1:08:33 AM
LOL WUT fruit, please.
1/31/2008 1:20:46 AM
So, your basic argument is, "Young Earth Creationism must be true, because if it isn't then Christianity has it all wrong."
"Truth or Consequences" isn't just the name of a game show, you know.
1/31/2008 1:47:31 AM
It's a simple argument really...
A) If you're right, then I'm not right.
B) I'm right.
C) Therefore, you're wrong.
1/31/2008 1:52:29 AM
big baby jesus
Soteriology is the study of salvation. The word comes from two Greek terms: soter, meaning "savior," and logos, meaning "word", "reason", or "principle". Many religions give emphasis to salvation of one form or another, and as such have their own soteriologies. Some soteriologies are primarily concerned with relationships to, or unity with, gods; others more strongly emphasize cultivation of knowledge or virtue. Soteriologies also differ in what sort of salvation they promise.
and i thought regular old theology was bullshit
1/31/2008 1:58:29 AM
Wait a minute - Dinosaurs and dogs must have lived at the same time because if they didn't my belief system is not true?
1/31/2008 2:22:41 AM
So because I sleep at night, my car is red?
Even if there was a god, this logic just blows up completely.
1/31/2008 2:26:29 AM
Uh, in SaltyDog world a+b=argentina!
1/31/2008 2:43:43 AM
He's speaking some sort of...words.
I'll run them through the translator:
EASY: TEH ZOOLOGICAL, HISTORICAL, AN SOTERIOLOGICAL IMPLICASHUNS OV TEH BIBLICAL REVELASHUN. IN SHORT, IF DINOSAURS AN DAWGS DIDN’T LIV AT TEH SAME TIEM, I WUD STILL BE IN MAH SINS. BUT I R NOT IN MAH SINS, SO THEREFORE DINOSAURS AN DAWGS MUST HAS LIVD AT TEH SAME TIEM.
It still doesn't make any actual sense, but I think it's better now.
1/31/2008 2:47:14 AM
I've taken care of my parents' cats, and they are capable of more intelligent, rational thought than ASaltyDog. I'm personally insulted to have a similar username! I hope they don't see his post, or they'll think, "We're really the more advanced species here. This shows why it was so easy to enslave H. Sapiens."
1/31/2008 3:22:39 AM
You phail at logic 101.
1/31/2008 5:24:01 AM
I just checked the thread (it made my head spin), and Holy Fuck if this is NOT POE!!
Now I understand who is buying those laughably quack foot detox pads advertized on TV.
As to people like this, I feel like John Galt. I am sick of them living life to an incredibly high standard of living thanks to science whilst tearing down the very scientists and scientific knowledge that provides said standards.
1/31/2008 6:19:35 AM
Toss that (word) salad.
1/31/2008 6:45:25 AM
At both science and LIFE!
1/31/2008 8:28:28 AM
"Prager gets up from his desk and walks aimlessly around the office bumping into things"
1/31/2008 8:51:35 AM
"But I am not in my sins,'
1/31/2008 9:21:56 AM
"I am not in my sins"
But you are in your stupids.
1/31/2008 12:17:46 PM
Prove to me you are not "in your sins."
Hell, define that little gem for me first.
1/31/2008 3:24:41 PM
My mind had run out of boggle.
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