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#391553
Jezebel's Evil Sister
lini has not yet discovered the great secret of the bible - i.e., the covers can be opened and there are actually pages with thousands and thousands of words in there.
1/26/2008 3:46:56 PM
#391556
Horsefeathers
"anyway,i see no mention of judaism by jesus."
He probably didn't think it pertinent since, you know, he was a Jew, his followers were Jews and pretty much everyone he was preaching to were Jews.
"so i can easily be suspicion of you claim, as well."
Good. Maybe you'll look it up for yourself.
"as a matter of fact,there is no mention of judaism in the bible at all."
Good grief. The entire first fucking half of your Wholly Babble was stolen from the Jews you moron. Go to your local Rabbi and ask to see a copy of the Torah. Bring your Babble with you so you can compare.
1/26/2008 3:53:09 PM
#391557
TerriblyAmused
Wow. This is quite possibly the most ignorant fundie I've ever seen on this site.
, anyone?
1/26/2008 3:58:26 PM
#391558
Øyvind
I'm speechless. I've seen lots of weirdness on this site over the years, but this... [shakes head]
Edit: Another guy in the thread thinks Jesus was a Muslim.
1/26/2008 4:01:36 PM
#391562
anevilmeme
This is a special kind of stupid.
1/26/2008 4:13:32 PM
#391565
aqualung
Congratulations, you don't even know your own religion. Epic fail!
1/26/2008 4:26:31 PM
#391566
Illuminatalie
This guy claims Jesus was a muslim, and the true islamic religion existed from the beginning of time, Noah was a muslim, etc. But - no more stupid than the people who think Jesus was a Christian. This guy thinks the Koran is infallible, and points out some obvious contradictions in the bible. And the others point out the contradictions in the Koran and claim the bible has to be read 'in context' (but this doesn't make it any less infallible). It's odd how some people can be so alike, yet totally opposed to each other.
1/26/2008 4:27:35 PM
#391583
Choad
WUT?
You, sir, are completely and irredeemably stupid. I’m not kidding. You are so epically moronic that before now, I had thought your kind of dumbassery to be nothing but a myth.
I mean, this is…this is…THIS IS FUCKING STUPID! This is a ‘How do you even breathe, being as you have no brain?’ kind of stupid.
Oh, and have I mentioned that you are a complete moron? If not, allow me to rectify this mistake: you are a complete moron.
1/26/2008 5:05:16 PM
#391586
MM
@Øyvind: It's actually the same person.
Hellastupid is the term, I believe.
1/26/2008 5:20:38 PM
#391588
approximate
Well, where the fuck do you think those bible stories took place...Cleveland?
Epic fail, indeed!
1/26/2008 5:27:06 PM
#391595
Caustic Gnostic
Nope, if it ain't 'Merkin, it ain't in the babble.
1/26/2008 5:35:59 PM
#391602
Mike
Epic Fail!
1/26/2008 5:41:23 PM
#391608
Nirjuana
My God man! You are an idiot!
1/26/2008 5:50:51 PM
#391624
Yule Goat 2 Hell
So, you just Passover the reason Jesus went to Jerusalem, then?
1/26/2008 6:19:49 PM
#391626
Don'tLookBehindYou
*skin falls off because of the burning stupidity*
MY RETENAS! AAAAAGH....
1/26/2008 6:21:56 PM
#391630
solomongrundy
I commend to you Matthew 15, verses 22 to 28.
'I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel'?
Especially as those events supposedly took place in Tyre, a city which according to several verses in Ezekiel didn't exist at that time anyway.
1/26/2008 6:25:43 PM
#391641
Fanatic-Templar
Least informed about one's own religion. Ever.
EDIT: So I hear that he's not actually a christian. Ah well.
1/26/2008 6:46:33 PM
#391663
cyborgtroy
And you know what?
Jesus isn't even really if you Bible when you think about it...
1/26/2008 7:13:39 PM
#391668
Osiris
So when you read the Bible, you just look at the pages during church and imagine yourself somewhere else?
1/26/2008 7:17:29 PM
#391705
Old Viking
I must have been distracted when I read it.
1/26/2008 8:01:17 PM
#391736
@JES: ~32,000 verses. I added it up once.
1/26/2008 8:41:08 PM
#391747
Gryphoemia
1/26/2008 8:51:12 PM
#391763
Vinroke
Ahh, here we have that rare and elusive I-drink-nitroglycerin type of stupid.
Seriously, lini, how the fuck do breathe?
1/26/2008 9:23:53 PM
#391766
John
there is no mention of judaism in the bible at all.
So I guess Pilate was confused.
And Pilate wrote a title, and put [it] on the cross. And the writing was, JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS. ... Then said the chief priests of the Jews to Pilate, Write not, 'The King of the Jews'; but that 'he said, I am King of the Jews'. Pilate answered, What I have written I have written. (John 19:19-22)
1/26/2008 9:31:52 PM
#391782
Philbert McAdamia
{ there is no mention of judaism in the bible at all. }
So is there mention of Christanity in there? Just askin'
1/26/2008 9:56:42 PM
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