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"All the above has been done, proven, tested and worked"
No. It. Hasn't. (sigh)
1/26/2008 4:08:52 AM
Ci. ta. tion. Nee. ded.
And... I thought the molecule thing was due to chanting Buddhist monks?
1/26/2008 4:12:07 AM
Riiiiiight. *backs away slowly*
1/26/2008 4:18:29 AM
1/26/2008 4:19:18 AM
O RLY? Where's your proof? Oh. Right. You have none.
1/26/2008 4:21:36 AM
Off topic, but here's a humorous typo from later in the thread:
"every1 in the world nos islam is the fastest rowing religion..."
Unless Matthew Pinsent has since converted, I'll doubt that.
1/26/2008 4:22:35 AM
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I needed laugh to cheer me up after a terrible day at work.
1/26/2008 4:31:14 AM
I love muslim fundies...
1/26/2008 4:37:26 AM
When water becomes crystalized doesn't that mean it freezes?
1/26/2008 4:40:28 AM
All it takes to freeze water on command is a reading from the Quran?
Who knew Sub Zero was a muslim?
1/26/2008 4:57:37 AM
so all i need is the Quran and a water spray bottle for free AC?
1/26/2008 5:03:35 AM
when the Quran is read near a body of water its molecules change and take crystallized shapes
Notably during winter outside for a very long period of time and the temperature is below zero.
1/26/2008 5:10:14 AM
Splitting of the moon? I guess this one could be true. I've never seen a moon that didn't have a crack in it.
1/26/2008 5:15:31 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
1/26/2008 5:18:35 AM
Is there a Quran verse for instantly cooling my beer? Shit, if it freezes water...
Didn't you hear the announcement saying not to take the brown acid?
1/26/2008 5:26:46 AM
@Septic Sceptic: You owe me a new keyboard.
1/26/2008 6:01:44 AM
Maybe the molecules of his Quran change and take crystalized shapes? Smokable, snortable crystals, I'll wager...
1/26/2008 6:01:45 AM
Snopester in Exile
Water (This is a strange one
I knew this would be good, didn't disappoint. Sounds like something straight out of "What the Octothorpe Dollar Star Bang do we Know".
1/26/2008 6:38:21 AM
You're living in a parallel reality, aren't you?. Quran maybe has mentioned the splitting of the moon(in a metaphorical sense)but science HASN'T(in fact, ask any astronomer what would happen if such a thing took place). What they have stated is that we only see one of the parts of the moon because of the rotative tracks they take, THAT'S ALL. And if cancer is cured by reading the Quran, why is that that my friend Amina's mother died of cancer two years ago?. Why is that muslims in France have never seen such a phenomenon in water?.
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1/26/2008 8:28:16 AM
In my experience, water only crystallizes when it gets really cold.
"done, proven, tested, and worked"
1/26/2008 8:35:13 AM
Its really odd that he has'nt read the Koran. The Koran explicitly states "no miracles". God does'nt do parlour tricks. These would come under those categories. Someone's not been reading it properly.
1/26/2008 8:43:38 AM
Mohammad was a wife beating pedophile. As real as it gets. (Fixed)
1/26/2008 8:44:31 AM
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