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#391258
Mayhem
"All the above has been done, proven, tested and worked"
No. It. Hasn't. (sigh)
1/26/2008 4:08:52 AM
#391260
Euclid
Ci. ta. tion. Nee. ded.
And... I thought the molecule thing was due to chanting Buddhist monks?
1/26/2008 4:12:07 AM
#391272
Horsefeathers
Riiiiiight. *backs away slowly*
1/26/2008 4:18:29 AM
#391273
cool cats
Evidence please!
1/26/2008 4:19:18 AM
#391274
Mike
O RLY? Where's your proof? Oh. Right. You have none.
1/26/2008 4:21:36 AM
#391276
Encolpius
Off topic, but here's a humorous typo from later in the thread:
"every1 in the world nos islam is the fastest rowing religion..."
Unless Matthew Pinsent has since converted, I'll doubt that.
1/26/2008 4:22:35 AM
#391281
Detrs
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I needed laugh to cheer me up after a terrible day at work.
Thank you.
1/26/2008 4:31:14 AM
#391287
Joe
I love muslim fundies...
1/26/2008 4:37:26 AM
#391290
jsonitsac
When water becomes crystalized doesn't that mean it freezes?
1/26/2008 4:40:28 AM
#391295
The Anarchrist
All it takes to freeze water on command is a reading from the Quran?
Huh...
Who knew Sub Zero was a muslim?
1/26/2008 4:57:37 AM
#391300
Reverend Davidius
so all i need is the Quran and a water spray bottle for free AC?
1/26/2008 5:03:35 AM
#391306
Osiris
when the Quran is read near a body of water its molecules change and take crystallized shapes
Notably during winter outside for a very long period of time and the temperature is below zero.
1/26/2008 5:10:14 AM
#391309
Septic Sceptic
Splitting of the moon? I guess this one could be true. I've never seen a moon that didn't have a crack in it.
1/26/2008 5:15:31 AM
#391312
agentCDE
Pics or it didn't happen.
1/26/2008 5:18:35 AM
#391318
approximate
Is there a Quran verse for instantly cooling my beer? Shit, if it freezes water...
Didn't you hear the announcement saying not to take the brown acid?
1/26/2008 5:26:46 AM
#391337
@Septic Sceptic: You owe me a new keyboard.
1/26/2008 6:01:44 AM
#391338
SweetViolet
Maybe the molecules of his Quran change and take crystalized shapes? Smokable, snortable crystals, I'll wager...
1/26/2008 6:01:45 AM
#391351
Snopester in Exile
Water (This is a strange one
I knew this would be good, didn't disappoint. Sounds like something straight out of "What the Octothorpe Dollar Star Bang do we Know".
1/26/2008 6:38:21 AM
#391359
You're living in a parallel reality, aren't you?. Quran maybe has mentioned the splitting of the moon(in a metaphorical sense)but science HASN'T(in fact, ask any astronomer what would happen if such a thing took place). What they have stated is that we only see one of the parts of the moon because of the rotative tracks they take, THAT'S ALL. And if cancer is cured by reading the Quran, why is that that my friend Amina's mother died of cancer two years ago?. Why is that muslims in France have never seen such a phenomenon in water?.
1/26/2008 7:00:46 AM
#391383
aaa
"Wikipedian protestor".
1/26/2008 7:42:53 AM
#391387
Phönix
O RLY?
1/26/2008 8:14:55 AM
#391391
484
1/26/2008 8:28:16 AM
#391392
cyborgtroy
In my experience, water only crystallizes when it gets really cold.
"done, proven, tested, and worked"
HA!
HA-NO!
BULLSHIT.
1/26/2008 8:35:13 AM
#391397
FMG
Its really odd that he has'nt read the Koran. The Koran explicitly states "no miracles". God does'nt do parlour tricks. These would come under those categories. Someone's not been reading it properly.
1/26/2008 8:43:38 AM
#391398
Michael
Mohammad was a wife beating pedophile. As real as it gets. (Fixed)
1/26/2008 8:44:31 AM
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