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#370927
Snopester in Exile
I never thought I'd hear a fundy supporting interspecies marriage. Honestly that's a little weird, even for me. But hell, why not? The only tricky part is making sure the animal actually wants to get married, since they can't actually say "I do".
12/27/2007 7:27:29 PM
#371034
Whydontyou.org.uk
Wow, what a fucked up person this is.
Nonmarital bestiality..
So as long as you are married to the horse/dog/pig/goat (etc) everything is OK?
Nonmarital homosexuality..
So you are happy with homosexuals getting married? Cool.
Nonmarital heterosexuality..
So unmarried people have to be gay? Seems to conflict with the previous rule.
In an nutshell, aaron, you are a jerk.
12/27/2007 8:34:43 PM
#371186
Old Viking
And children, this is a chilling example of complete confusion.
12/27/2007 10:20:50 PM
#371250
perv
LOL. What Snopester said. I happen to know that there are a few people who love animals in a way that they might want to marry them. They tend to use the word zoophilia as opposed to bestiality.
But explaining marriage to an animal would be an interesting challenge. Of course with a species that naturally mates for life, I suppose you could assume it understood instinctively. Unfortunately that's mostly birds. :/
12/27/2007 11:50:10 PM
#371496
flipper
Aaron Brown gives a whole new meaning to "animal husbandry"!
12/28/2007 2:42:39 PM
#371693
I think that the guy is a little confused. He means that any sexual act which is not between a man and a woman is perversion. And afterwards, he means that, besides, a man and a woman must be married. I have met guys who think that sex out of marriage is not natural, but of course, even for the church are crackpots. Or they can't tell the difference between correct and moral and natural.
12/28/2007 10:09:37 PM
#371694
Of course, by "tolerate enforcement of the truth" I have no fucking idea what he means.
12/28/2007 10:10:10 PM
#371963
ArmandT
12/29/2007 1:43:52 PM
#372012
Philbert McAdamia
{ King James
What about that lady who married a dolphin? }
Married a DOLPHIN? wtf - well, I suppose even the Mariners have their groupies . . .
(badda BOOMP)
12/29/2007 4:09:37 PM
#372129
Venis
"Tolerate enforcement of my closeminded religious opion."
Fixed.
12/29/2007 8:28:27 PM
#374921
Alethe
Enforce tolerance of other truths.
There. Much better.
1/4/2008 12:57:29 AM
#389986
Nurse Sinna
I know my husband is a bit, shall we say, "Uncouth", but must you call him a beast?
*wink*
1/24/2008 7:35:42 PM
#390091
GigaGuess
Tolerate my size 11 toe fucking you. Have a nice day.
1/24/2008 9:02:26 PM
#392335
Nirjuana
Oh yeah, so if you marry a goat, you can then fuck it as much as you want?
1/27/2008 6:34:54 PM
#945525
JSS
[The only sexual relationships that humans are supposed to have are between a man and a woman. They spend their entire life together.]
I think an over 50% divorce rate would lead many to disagree.
4/24/2009 2:21:00 PM
#1003997
Again, that doesn´t exist in the constitution. Try going to Iran, if it´s so important to you.
8/10/2009 1:29:42 PM
#1003999
Non-marital homosexuality...........when somebody suggest legalising it into marriage, you go ballistic too(better not to speak about bestiality=. And by the way, if having sex is the natural thing to do and marriage is just a contract and a compromise, in which sense have you "perverted" it?
8/10/2009 1:31:11 PM
#1470532
Crimson Lizard
Why does this matter so much to you?
11/16/2012 10:52:57 AM
#1470589
Dr.Shrinker
And what do you base your definition of "the truth" on?
I ask, because its clearly not evidence.
11/16/2012 2:53:38 PM
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