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#368516
MK
Here we go again.
Got that right.
You know that evolutionists don't even have the most basic answers for any of those questions. Nobody never saw a chicken come from an elephant and to say such is just retarded.
No kidding. You got that right. No evolution scientist will even claim such.
Evolutionists basically have a neat little theory that contains a few facts (i.e. that there are different kinds), but ignores all the evidence for a young universe and a global flood.
No, kinds is YOUR classification scheme, comes right out of the Bible. And it's hard to ignore evidence that doesn't exist.
Furthermore, how does something come from nothing?
Good question. Why don't you refer to Genesis? Because only religion claims this. Science does no such thing.
Case closed, we need to stop this nonsense funding of education is all it does is say this type of stuff.
Right - let's just stop education altogether in this country. Education NEVER got this country anywhere, right?
At my prayer group, I was told that there are countless creation scientists that are looking to prove that the world come to be the way the LORD said it, but they can't get the funding because the money always goes to the evolutionists.
Why is proof needed? Isn't the fact that the Bible says so good enough for you anymore?
Listen - you get funded for scientific work if you can put together a proper proposal for research that is worthy of a grant being given. No creation "scientist" has been able to do so.
How scientific is that?
I'd say it rates up in the 99%-100% scientific range.
We have all the facts,
Wrong.
we knew them at the beginning
Wrong.
- and we find more and more facts that confirm the living truth.
Which is, that evolution is fact.
The stupid evolutionists start out by looking at facts without any idea what the outcome is - and that's how you get these weird evolution and big bang ideas.
You really don't have a clue how science works.
Basically, they want this theory so they can get rid of the LORD so that they can live out their life doing all their wicked sins
Wow. It's really that easy to get rid of God?
No. You're just plain wrong on all counts. I'm calling in the dump-truck of fail for you.
12/23/2007 4:38:22 PM
#368517
the_ignored
Looking at facts without any idea what the outcome is, is how science is done, you stupid little bint! If you've already made up your mind as to what the conclusion is, then why bother in the first place? How can you learn anything new if you're not at least open the the idea that your conclusions may be wrong?
The reason that "evolutionists" get the money for research is because they're the ones who have been able to back up their claims, so their theory is what's accepted. Don't forget, it was originally creationists who wound up digging up the evidence that shot down your precious globabl flood/young earth bs. Those creationists were open to learning new things, unlike the oath-takers at ICR and AIG.
12/23/2007 4:39:20 PM
#368519
buddt
Your right fundie no ever said a chicken s come from a elephants or visa versa ,
I like to know why doe my 9 year old son have better idea and grasp on he theory of evolution than you .I and just a little info you cant properly debate a subject you know absolutely nothing about .And it quite obvious you know hunkies about the ToE .
So once said a 1000000 times said .Evolution doesn't work that way ,you stupid lieng fudnie propaganda spreading fundie dip wad
12/23/2007 4:41:23 PM
#368538
Anon
Chickens are pretty different from elephants, no one with a working understanding of evo would say your third line. There are tons of answers and evidence for evo but I bet you're too lazy to read Nature articles or at least a bio 101 text book or look outside.
What is it with fundies and chickens=lord related?
12/23/2007 5:03:43 PM
#368563
LabRat
chicken from an elephant?
You were home schooled I take it.
12/23/2007 5:37:08 PM
#368565
Applemaster9
“….but ignores all the evidence for a young universe and a global flood…”
What evidence?
12/23/2007 5:46:48 PM
#368567
Big Chicken Dinner
Basically, they want this theory so they can get rid of the LORD so that they can live out their life doing all their wicked sins.
I noticed everyone ignored this little tidbit. You all know that they don't have gay sex in hell, right?
12/23/2007 5:55:05 PM
#368568
werewolf
Do you get paid for shoveling all that manure, FFS?
12/23/2007 5:56:12 PM
#368569
Michael
*Nobody never saw a chicken come from an elephant and to say such is just retarded: True! (Actually isn't nobody never a double negative, which means you are actually saying that someone DID see a chicken come from an elephant. Personally I'd like to see an elephant come from a chicken.)
*Evolutionists basically have a neat little theory that contains few facts (i,e, that there are different kinds), but ignores all the evidence for a young universe and a global flood: There are many facts supporting evolution. Please show this supposed evidence for a young universe and global flood.
*Furthermore, how does something come from nothing?: This may be a question you take up with the Lord, since the bible teaches creation ex nihilo - creation of something from nothing - God spoke the worlds into existence.
*At my prayer group, I was told there are countless creation scientists that are looking to prove that the world come to be the way the LORD said it, but they can't get the funding because the money always goes to the evolutionists. How scientific is that?: I attended a prayer meeting once, where I was told that the reason we have fossils is because Satan placed them there to fool us into believing the Earth was very old. How scientific is that?
The rest of this is word-mush.
12/23/2007 5:57:55 PM
#368570
Mayhem
Chicken from an elephant?
You've been watching "Lost Saucer" reruns haven't you?
12/23/2007 5:58:01 PM
#368580
Papabear
"Nobody never saw a chicken come from an elephant and to say such is just retarded."
Your double-negative ignored, that's true, but then, you're the one saying it, FFS. The ToE only claims that Elephants and chickens share a common ancestor in the distant past. Elephants and chickens diverged from their common ancestory millions and millions of years ago. Try to keep up, please.
12/23/2007 6:24:16 PM
#368582
That works in your little world of strawmen and ignorance of science. In real life, people laugh at you when you say so much nonsense.
12/23/2007 6:28:15 PM
#368615
anevilmeme
"The stupid evolutionists start out be looking at facts without any idea what the outcome is..."
This may be the most ironic thing ever posted at FSTDT.
12/23/2007 7:28:15 PM
#368617
Dr. Kent Hovind
Wow. Teh gards haf bin gud tu mee, leting mee anser thees posets. Fred frun cin is ryt. Wee du haf al teh fakts. Teh bybel iz alwaz ryt. Iff a evilooshunist tels yu sumthin chek tu ce wut teh gud buk sez. I am doktur. It sez so in mi nam. i is smart. I am doktur.
12/23/2007 7:32:11 PM
#368619
Osiris
Furthermore, how does something come from nothing?
That's a good question. Mind telling us where God came from?
12/23/2007 7:33:22 PM
#368631
agentCDE
12/23/2007 8:10:34 PM
#368641
dworkin
Those things you were told are facts? Ask for your money back.
12/23/2007 8:33:16 PM
#368644
Beccs
The stupid is strong with this one.
12/23/2007 8:46:12 PM
#368653
t3h_fuhr3r
Here we go again.
What MK said.
You know that evolutionists don't even have the most basic answers for any of those questions. Nobody never saw a chicken come from an elephant and to say such is just retarded.
First off, which questions? Second, why don't you actually do a little research on evolution before you try to dismiss it as some sort of obviously fake magic?
Evolutionists basically have a neat little theory that contains a few facts (i.e. that there are different kinds), but ignores all the evidence for a young universe and a global flood.
I said it before, I'll say it again. DO SOME RESEARCH! And then show me this 'evidence' for a young universe (when did it stop being young earth?) and the flood.
Furthermore, how does something come from nothing?
That's why I believe that there is a God.
Case closed, we need to stop this nonsense funding of education is all it does is say this type of stuff.
Unless the judge fell asleep during your incredibly fail-filled rant and decided that you must have said something correct, the case is closed against you. Sorry.
At my prayer group, I was told that there are countless creation scientists that are looking to prove that the world come to be the way the LORD said it, but they can't get the funding because the money always goes to the evolutionists.
Hey, guess what? They're still looking to prove it because they can't find anything more than a tattered shred of proof.
How scientific is that?
Hmm, sending money to neutral parties who will consider all the evidence with an open mind and impartial viewpoint? MK's right on with that 99%-100% figure.
We have all the facts
To quote MK, WRONG.
and we find more and more facts that confirm the living truth
Since when does truth live? I'm confused. Is that fundie-slang for "a lie thinly veiled as truth using flawed evidence"?
The stupid evolutionists start out by looking at facts without any idea what the outcome is
Correct. It's called being impartial so you can find out the truth.
Basically, they want this theory so they can get rid of the LORD so that they can live out their life doing all their wicked sins
Or maybe we just like knowing the truth...? That's it, we're sending you back to the 15th century where you belong.
And just for MK, a dump-truck of fail.
12/23/2007 9:04:23 PM
#368664
HeathenAngel
WOW.. how do you squeeze that much FAIL into one single post? That is a serious feat of accomplishment there.
I especially like, "Nobody never saw a chicken come from an elephant and to say such is just retarded.:
Yes.. it's quite retarded to say so, which is why no one with even a modicum of common sense and the ability to use their brain has ever said it.
"We have all the facts"
Really? Would you mind showing them to me? No.. not that silly shit that you pull out of your book of faerie tales.. I'm talking about FACTS. Scientific FACTS. I'll wait while you get those.
12/23/2007 10:00:35 PM
#368678
James
Seriously now, "On the Origin of Species" is available from Amazon for $8, and it's one of the easiest texts on evolution to understand. Please buy it, read it, and come back with intelligent criticisms.
12/23/2007 10:32:06 PM
#368688
Tempus
Nobody never saw a chicken come from an elephant and to say such is just retarded.
I agree, which is why you're the only one saying such.
Evolutionists basically have a neat little theory that contains a few facts (i.e. that there are different kinds), but ignores all the evidence for a young universe and a global flood.
Possibly because there really
isn't any.
Furthermore, how does something come from nothing?
You want either Cosmology or Philosophy. They're on the next floor. Physics is down the hall. This is Evolutionary Biology.
Case closed, we need to stop this nonsense funding of education is all it does is say this type of stuff.
Meanwhile, we can watch the bright, intelligent people leak away to China, India, and Europe with our jobs, while our economy gets flushed into the shitter. There's a reason that nations of the Middle East were still largely stuck in the 16th Century until the middle of the 20th. Can you guess what it is?
At my prayer group, I was told that there are countless creation scientists that are looking to prove that the world come to be the way the LORD said it, but they can't get the funding because the money always goes to the evolutionists. How scientific is that?
WAAAAAH! Those evilutionists stole the money that's rightfully ours! WAAAAAAAH!
Seriously, is accusing them of theft the best you can do?
The stupid evolutionists start out by looking at facts without any idea what the outcome is - and that's how you get these weird evolution and big bang ideas
Deductive reasoning. Look into it sometime.
Basically, they want this theory so they can get rid of the LORD so that they can live out their life doing all their wicked sins
Can I buy some pot from you?
12/23/2007 10:46:23 PM
#368712
Detrs
Funny, you people are the only making that sort of claim. What does that say about you?
12/23/2007 11:26:07 PM
#368719
Old Viking
Don't be too quick to make assertions. I saw a chicken come from an elephant. The birth was easy enough, but there was a lot of confusion afterward. All in all, it's not the sort of thing I'd care to see twice.
12/23/2007 11:53:17 PM
#368785
Whydontyou.org.uk
Scary, a fundie who can spell... Fortunately he doesn't get much else correct.
12/24/2007 1:17:40 AM
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