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#368532
Anon
I'm appalled, this is ridiculous. You have no idea how DNA works and secondly you're pulling numbers out of your ass. A cloud isn't a living thing. Fail bio 101.
12/23/2007 4:59:44 PM
#368546
Fish
Sigh. Another one who failed.
12/23/2007 5:07:37 PM
#368552
Normal8687
I can spaek gud englush
".... I would say, but science seems to not take the other 4% into account. IMO " - Clearly you cannot grasp English, yet alone Science.
12/23/2007 5:16:11 PM
#368556
Bill
A watermelon (not water mellon) and a jellyfish (not jellie Fish) did come from the same ancestor (very very long ago). A cloud, no because it's not alive (duh). Wow that took two seconds.
12/23/2007 5:20:07 PM
#368560
Michael
Wow! Your command of the English language makes everything you say about science seem rather silly, since most scientists I know of are extremely intelligent, and possess doctorates that they have worked extremely hard to acquire from prestigious universities. All this, unlike you, that apparently failed elementary English.
12/23/2007 5:32:37 PM
#368561
LabRat
becase deoxyribonucleic acid is nearly as complex as H20 and water holds reproductive information passed from parent to offspring?
12/23/2007 5:35:07 PM
#368574
Empress
What's most depressing is that this seems to be the typical level of scientific understanding of the average Rapture Ready poster.
If only there was some way to keep those folks from reproducing...
12/23/2007 6:12:45 PM
#368577
Papabear
The rate at which things get covered is not constant at every locale, dinkwad. Nor is the type or size of the particles settling on the object (dead plant or animal).
Birds and fish ARE animals.
As to your other question, YES, jellyfish and watermelon DO share a common ancestor. Clouds are not living beings, therefore, your inclusion of them in your argument is inappropriate and shows the level of your thinking to be exceptionally low.
12/23/2007 6:19:01 PM
#368586
werewolf
Kjistrom, are you for real? I really find it hard to believe that any person with an elementary education in the 21st century could be this...this..clueless.
12/23/2007 6:31:01 PM
#368587
You don't understand science, give up.
12/23/2007 6:31:04 PM
#368598
Father Heathen
Me no understand science, so science be bullshit.
12/23/2007 7:02:20 PM
#368613
anevilmeme
Epic fail
12/23/2007 7:26:06 PM
#368618
sodapop
Is a water mellon really 96% water?
12/23/2007 7:32:33 PM
#368624
Osiris
Which is why biologists look at DNA similarities. Clouds don't even have DNA so you fail epically.
12/23/2007 7:35:29 PM
#368646
Beccs
You know, with this level of intelligence we have little to truly fear from fundies. The only advantage they have is numbers . . .
12/23/2007 8:50:09 PM
#368647
t3h_fuhr3r
sodapop, I sincerely doubt it.
Here we go again with damned-EPIC fail.
Does anyone actually feel like fully rebuking this guy? I went to the thread to see whether anyone had yet, but they have mod-approved membership there, so it's gonna be a wait to see a truckload o'fail
12/23/2007 8:50:55 PM
#368661
HeathenAngel
*clicks heels three times while repeating: "Please be POE, please be POE, please be POE"*
12/23/2007 9:55:05 PM
#368665
anti-nonsense
<headdesk>
The stupid it burns!
Scientists decide similarity based on DNA not physical composition. And clouds are not living things and do not have DNA. Therefore clouds do not share a common ancestor with watermelons and jellyfish. Watermelons and jellyfish do share a common ancestor, but it's not because they are both made mostly of water.
You fucking fail at science. Get thee to a science classroom.
12/23/2007 10:15:03 PM
#368686
Mog
Just so you all know:
"I seen" is officially my least favorite grammatical error, ever.
"I seen it." NO NO NO. You *saw* it. Or you *have seen* it.
Of course, the rest of the post is grammatically awful too (and don't get me started on the actual content!) but the "I seen it" really gets my goat.
I just had to share that with someone. Sorry.
12/23/2007 10:43:29 PM
#368693
Shalini
Off to remedial science class!
12/23/2007 10:56:11 PM
#368707
booley
Well a watermelon and a jellyfish did come from the same ancester.
Our own DNA is almost 50% the same as a banana.
Too bad this goober doesn't realize that DNA and water are two totally different things.
Clouds don't have DNA
12/23/2007 11:22:48 PM
#368716
Old Viking
Aw, geez. It would be like arguing with a beach ball.
12/23/2007 11:39:31 PM
#368727
Impious
@Beccs
You know, with this level of intelligence we have little to truly fear from fundies. The only advantage they have is numbers . . .
12/24/2007 12:09:21 AM
#368769
Nowonmai
And another fundie "Huuked on Fonix"
12/24/2007 1:03:23 AM
#368783
Whydontyou.org.uk
Not only is this someone who doesn't grasp basic science, but their command of English is equally poor.
Isn't home schooling wonderful...
12/24/2007 1:15:31 AM
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