::In response to a question asking creationists to list their strongest arguments against evolution::
If evelution is true then y do we not see a rock with a wings?
If monkeys bcame ppl then y are there still monkey?
Darwins said he was wrong when he died
If u left a broken watch in peaces on the floor for a million years then would it 'evolve' into a watch or a monkey? Neither.
Athiest do not want 2 fact these facts bcuz they want 2 live in a sin.
There is a proof.
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"Athiest evelutionist hate God" - Fundie fucktard
Atheists and(or) evolutionists hate God - TB
Proof: Fundamentalism and all Abrahamic religions kill brain cells.
1. A rock is not a self-reproducing entity.
2. Monkeys and humans both share an ape-like ancestor. Monkeys did not become humans.
3. You can't hate something that doesn't exist. You'd be bloody stupid and basically wasting effort if you did.
4. Unsubstantiated myth. Furthermore, even if it was true and Darwin suddenly said he no longer believed evolution, that wouldn't counteract all his previous rational arguments. He'd have to have refuted each and every one, just as he made them in the first place.
5. A watch is not a self-reproducing entity.
6. Atheists are quite happy to face all of the "facts" you cite above because they are all easily refuted. In this particular case, it took me about three minutes of minimal mental effort.
7. Pointless reiteration of arguments already made and refuted.
Rocks are not alive, do not reproduce, and thus cannot 'evolve', at least not in the same way life does.
Branch evolution, stupid. SOME monkeys evolved.
I don't hate God, I just am confident that He doesn't exist.
I think the word of your quasi-authority [false as it may be] has no leverage against the evidence that has been found since his death.
Of course not - Watches are not alive, but if they were, you would have kiled it. You bastard!
I do not want to face your arguments because every last one of them is fallacious - Non-sequiturs, false authorities, and at least one strawman.
That is a terrible proof.
Because evolution doesn't work that way?, because rocks are inorganic elements?, because you don't understand what common ancestor means?, because what you said has been demonstrated to be a hoax?. Honestly, if we want to live in sin, there are million of ways to do with or without God, look at the people in the OT, murderers, liars, adulterers, fornicators, etc..............
The very saddest thing isn't his poor spelling or grammar (perhaps English isn't his first language), or even the idiocy of his arguments (perhaps thinking isn't his strong suit), it's that in just about every respect Bajingo is completely correct... These are the creationists' strongest arguments against evolution!
Fundamentalist hate grammar and spelling.
Edit: Okay, it's a Poe. And he's right, they are the best arguments for Creationism.
"I has a pruf."
I can haz irunee metre?
POE
Look at his other answers. He can string a sentence together.
But, as David B. #377183 pointed out, he's quite correct in presenting the absolute best of creationist arguments.
I am sure an artiste somewhere has put wings on a rock.
Monkeys still exist because they can pass their genes on.
If it doesn't exist, can you hate it?
Darwin could have said a unicorn shit rainbows that turned into everything. Doesn't matter. What matters is physical evidence.
But it turns into rust which may be absorbed into plants, then eaten by animals, etc.
2 sin is just 2 break some ancient rule. Some are still valid, but a lot of the rules are obsolete.
I has a better proof.
As a matter of fact, yes, a watch left in pieces on the floor for 1-million years would, indeed, evolve into a monkey. It's in the Bible.
[That'll keep him busy for the rest of his life.]
If evelution is true then y do we not see a rock with a wings?
If monkeys bcame ppl then y are there still monkey?
Athiest evelutionist hate God you ?
Darwins said he was wrong when he died
But tell me: will you say you were wrong when you die? Hmmm?
If u left a broken watch in peaces on the floor for a million years then would it 'evolve' into a watch or a monkey? Neither.
Athiest do not want 2 fact these facts bcuz they want 2 live in a sin.
There is a proof.
"If evelution is true then y do we not see a rock with a wings?"
"If monkeys bcame ppl then y are there still monkey?"
"Athiest evelutionist hate God"
"Darwins said he was wrong when he died"
"If u left a broken watch in peaces on the floor for a million years then would it 'evolve' into a watch or a monkey? Neither."
"Athiest do not want 2 fact these facts bcuz they want 2 live in a sin."
"There is a proof."
evelution evolution is true then y why do we not see a rock with a wings?
Because, you nit, like the rocks in your head, a rock is inorganic, it can't breed, can't pass it's dna along to evolve and improve the species.
Here's to hoping you're a rock and can't breed either. There is already too much stupid in the world.
#377178, that video is fantastic - I reckon school science curricula would benefit well from the use of such excellent simulations and models. What's more, it looks like the uploader has a whole bunch more - time to start looting video files en masse!
Well, If creationism is true then y do we not see a rock with a wings? I mean, if rocks with wings are such a good idea, why didn't God make them?
If your grandparents became your cousins then y are your cousins still alive?
If Galileo admitted on his death bed that the sun goes around the earth, would that make it true?
If u left your watch on a bed for a couple of hours, it wouldn't evolve into another watch. But when you left your mother and father on a bed for a couple of hours, a single one of your mother's cells 'evolved' into you. So maybe the watch analogy is stupid.
Poe he might be, but he is nevertheless a great example of the 'fundie parrot'.
Pity they aren't as pretty as real parrots...
I thought Bajingo compiled these answers (submitted by fundies) for our entertainment.
His intro's within the quotes, right?
"Darwins said he was wrong when he died"
Lady Hope myth. His family, who were present when he died, say he didn't recant a thing. Who are you going to believe?
I have no idea why everytime someone presents a well thought-out rebuttal to your "theory," you call him POE and other nonsense.
Is it because you can't answer the question? Face it, evolution is just another old, disproven science anomoly.
This is a Poe. Have a look at her avatar.
Bajingo does parodies of some of the common answers on Yahoo. She has the spelling and intellectual style down remarkably well, and is sometimes inditinguishable from the real thing.
Sometimes I wonder if real people and fundies really have common ancestors..
"If evelution is true then y do we not see a rock with a wings?"
Minerals don't evolve? You can't have parts of live creatures on inanimate objects...
Having rock with wings would be like having fundie with brains.
If creation is true why do we not see a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds?
If dirt became ppl why is there still dirt?
If you left a rib on the ground and went to sleep would it become a woman?
There is a proof.
"@377178: Holy Shit. That is an awesome video."
"If evelution is true then y do we not see a rock with a wings?"
because wings would look stupid on a rock. they have antigrabvity fields instead, but they don't telly you about them.
"If monkeys bcame ppl then y are there still monkey?"
they don't want to be people yet. they'll become humans in a few weeks
If u left a broken watch in peaces on the floor for a million years then would it 'evolve' into a watch or a monkey?
yes, but we (the evolutionist conspiracy) would hide it and replace it with another broken watch so that you wouldn't know about it.
bet if you told him that he'd believe you.
If evelution[sic] is true then y[sic] do we not see a rock with a wings[sic]?
Your English makes me [sic]!
If Biebl tru then why dont we see angels fall from sky to erf?
If craetonism is true then y are there still dirt when ppl came from it?
Jeseus said he was rong when he die
If u left watch in peaces on the floor why doesnt the craetor "create" it into another watch or a demon? neither.
thiests do not want to fact these facts bcuz they wan 2 b stoopid.
there is proof.
There is a proof.
THERE IS PROOF. Even if you're full of shit, THAT is how you say you have proof. You can say there is a FACT, but not there is a PROOF.
Example.. There is proof that you are a fucking idiot.
i can has pr00f? Seriously, learn to spell, and think, and... Oh I give up, just suicide, would you?
If evelution is true then y do we not see a rock with a wings?
If monkeys bcame ppl then y are there still monkey?
Athiest evelutionist hate God
Darwins said he was wrong when he died
If u left a broken watch in peaces on the floor for a million years then would it 'evolve' into a watch or a monkey? Neither.
Athiest do not want 2 fact these facts bcuz they want 2 live in a sin.
There is a proof.
What on God's green earth are you even trying to say, dude?
Athiest do not want 2 fact these facts bcuz they want 2 live in a sin ... There is a proof.
WTF? Is you a lolcat?
I honestly do not know where to begin, this is a complete train wreck of horseshit
but
If u left a broken watch in peaces on the floor for a million years then would it 'evolve' into a watch or a monkey?
genius!!!!!
Please say your first language isn't English. Please!
Evolution is part of Biology. Rocks are not biological.
Darwin was wrong to die, yes. Was that not what you meant? Then why did you say it?
Watches are not biological either.
These are not facts, they are too stupid to be called bullshit.
Inanimate objects can't reproduce.
Even if humans did evolve from monkeys (they didn't), having Species Y branch off from Species X does not render Species X extinct.
If they did, it would be as a fictional character (just because a bunch of people hate Holden Cauldfield doesn't mean they believe he exists).
The story about Darwin repenting on his deathbed isn't true.
That was easy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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