Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In Forums

Quote# 31742

I received an email from a Muslim trying to convince me that Islam is the right way....before 9/11 I had never really understood to much about the religion and I hardly even heard about it....now, I am being bombarded with it every day!! This makes me believe that this religion is Satan's religion.....and this email that I received had a you tube video on it that had a christian who converted to islam speaking....and so I went to the video makers site and commented that Jesus is the only way to Heaven....and then I saw on his site a video about Christianity being Satan's religion and how we are brainwashed by the jews....never in my life have I seen anything like this....This is the biggest thing that tells me that the END TIMES are here....I thank you dear Jesus for allowing me to be born in the United States because it was so easy to love you here...I didn't have Islam anywhere near me....I know now that you are a little unhappy with the US because you are allowing Islam to enter into our country way more then ever before....I pray that you forgive us Dear God....there are still a lot of us who dearly love you Jesus!


cbressler1976, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [11/29/2007 9:59:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2
#348311


Your problem, dear, is that you don't know the world two steps beyond the doorstep.

11/30/2007 2:40:03 PM
#348363
tracer

" thank you dear Jesus for allowing me to be born in the United States because it was so easy to love you here..."


Clearly, the United States of America is God's favorite nation.

Otherwise, why would Pat Robertson, God's chosen spokesman, be a U.S. citizen? And how else could you explain the song "God Bless America"?

11/30/2007 4:17:27 PM
#348465
Orca

Christianity is the true religion of love. You can tell because True Christians go onto Muslim videos on YouTube and spam them with nonsense.

11/30/2007 10:37:12 PM
#348468
Jake Steel

I could make this into a sitcom: when fundie meets fundie.

11/30/2007 10:46:34 PM
#348642
solomongrundy

Liar.

Youtube wasn't founded until 2005 so there's no way you received an email link to it in before 9/11/2001.

12/1/2007 8:07:02 AM
#348887
Safaraz

Is there a "We love you Jebus!" award?

12/1/2007 4:32:26 PM
#1268993
Quantum Mechanic

"I had never really understood to much" about the English language.

FTFY dimwit.

BTW that's when I stopped reading.

3/19/2011 7:13:36 PM
#1269038
Justanotheratheist

I skipped to the end. The last sentence could qualify as the saddest thing I've read all week.

There are indeed still a lot of blithering morons around.

3/19/2011 10:52:45 PM
#1269061
Swede

So, how are the End Times going for you, dearie?
Are you thanking God for not challenging your faith?

When I was in school (during the 70's and 80's, long before 2001) we learned about all the major religions.
Maybe if you were taught the facts and not the anti-propaganda, you wouldn't hate them so much?

Oh, and please learn some grammar while you're at it. Sentences end with ONE period mark, not four or five, and they start with a capital letter.

3/20/2011 1:46:17 AM
#1320566
Quantum Mechanic

How do people this stupid manage to breathe?

8/10/2011 7:18:11 AM
#1320569
Dr. Shrinker

So you receive "an" email (implying just one) and now you are being bombarded with propaganda "every day," which tells you that the end times, excuse me the END TIMES are surely here.

Geez, imagine if they had come to your door to politely offer you a magazine. You'd be ready for a straitjacket.

8/10/2011 7:27:26 AM
1 2