Your problem, dear, is that you don't know the world two steps beyond the doorstep.
11/30/2007 2:40:03 PM
" thank you dear Jesus for allowing me to be born in the United States because it was so easy to love you here..."
Clearly, the United States of America is God's favorite nation.
Otherwise, why would Pat Robertson, God's chosen spokesman, be a U.S. citizen? And how else could you explain the song "God Bless America"?
11/30/2007 4:17:27 PM
Christianity is the true religion of love. You can tell because True Christians go onto Muslim videos on YouTube and spam them with nonsense.
11/30/2007 10:37:12 PM
I could make this into a sitcom: when fundie meets fundie.
11/30/2007 10:46:34 PM
Youtube wasn't founded until 2005 so there's no way you received an email link to it in before 9/11/2001.
12/1/2007 8:07:02 AM
Is there a "We love you Jebus!" award?
12/1/2007 4:32:26 PM
"I had never really understood to much" about the English language.
BTW that's when I stopped reading.
3/19/2011 7:13:36 PM
I skipped to the end. The last sentence could qualify as the saddest thing I've read all week.
There are indeed still a lot of blithering morons around.
3/19/2011 10:52:45 PM
So, how are the End Times going for you, dearie?
Are you thanking God for not challenging your faith?
When I was in school (during the 70's and 80's, long before 2001) we learned about all the major religions.
Maybe if you were taught the facts and not the anti-propaganda, you wouldn't hate them so much?
Oh, and please learn some grammar while you're at it. Sentences end with ONE period mark, not four or five, and they start with a capital letter.
3/20/2011 1:46:17 AM
How do people this stupid manage to breathe?
8/10/2011 7:18:11 AM
So you receive "an" email (implying just one) and now you are being bombarded with propaganda "every day," which tells you that the end times, excuse me the END TIMES are surely here.
Geez, imagine if they had come to your door to politely offer you a magazine. You'd be ready for a straitjacket.
8/10/2011 7:27:26 AM