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Quote# 31739

Catholics murdered anyone found owning a Bible. Catholics aren't Christians. Catholics are a pagan cult. Catholicism teaches a false gospel of works that leads to eternal hell (Galatians 1).

Chris, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [11/29/2007 8:50:59 PM]
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#348289
Old Viking

Oh, you're just a big kidder.

11/30/2007 1:51:32 PM

#348309
Frank

Maybe by "owning" the bible he means insulting it and pointing out its contradictions

like lol fag. you just got ownd.

I know pwnd is more common, but he's probably not cool enough to know it.

11/30/2007 2:36:52 PM

#348322
Whydontyou.org.uk

Ouch.

11/30/2007 2:55:07 PM

#348348
Niali

Ah, Galatians.

Paul's first letters to the Galatians were to a group he'd preached to before, who were being subverted by a heretic. When he says:
"As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let him be eternally condemned!" Galatians 1:9, NIV - www.biblegateway.com

... he's talking to specific people about a specific doctrine they DID already accept. He's not writing a blank check for you folks to take out of context as a universal excuse for willful ignorance.

11/30/2007 3:51:37 PM

#348390
Sophie

God, this shit isn't even funny anymore.

And once again, dumbfuck; what on earth does the passage in Galatians have to do with Roman Catholicism? Also, the Catholic Church gave you your Bible, bitch.

The whole 'saved by works' doctrine is partially true; but we also believe in grace by faith. We just believe that grace can be lost if the Christian doesn't live up to the Gospel teachings (such as charitability, kindness, tolerence and following the 10 Commandments). I mean, God forbid anyone actually live up to their faith, rather than be Baptised/Saved and then just think they can get away with anything because they're "OMG saved!1!1!eleventyone".

11/30/2007 5:05:29 PM

#348429
The Meromorph

a false gospel of works that leads to eternal hell

Revelation 20:12 disagrees.

11/30/2007 7:53:22 PM

#356422
aaa

Irony at best.

12/9/2007 4:19:42 AM

#366090
Whisper

I never knew Galatians 1 said that. I must not have read it very carefully.

12/20/2007 4:57:50 AM

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The Joker

Is there a refrence to this, or are you just pulling shite out of your ass?

12/26/2007 7:56:16 PM

#523451
Feminazi

Catholics murdered anyone found owning a Bible.
And christians used to burn "witches".

6/2/2008 5:14:25 AM

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Kuyohashi

My Catholic father and his four bibles (which he totally took as trophies from the corpses of "Real Christan(TM)" owners.) disagree with you.

9/15/2011 12:07:23 PM

#1332778
Swede

The people who wrote the Bible were Catholics, the people who revised and recompiled the Bible were Catholics, the people who stayed with the traditional Bible and didn't "bastardize" it into protestantism were Catholics.

Wasn't there some dude in the Bible that said "Tha which you do to the least of my people, you do unto me"? Doesn't that imply that some works are needed too, in addition to lip-service?

But of course; you don't believe in that hippie liberal softie, you are a Paulite/Calvinite through and through, right?

9/15/2011 12:34:30 PM

#1475152
anti-nonsense

Catholics were the original Christians. You fail basic history.

11/27/2012 8:39:47 PM
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