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#347166
Prager
Well, heavens! We wouldn't want the little zombie to hear anything that might contradict the brainwashing she's getting at home, would we?
BTW: Does anyone know if there's an emoticon showing someone being slapped hard across the face?
11/29/2007 4:37:38 AM
#347178
Apeiron
Oh no! They're showing kids movies for kids nowadays! The horror!!!
I always wonder how these people feel forty years from now, when the imminent arrival of Jesus / happening of the Rapture for some reason still hasn't occurred.
11/29/2007 5:02:11 AM
#347181
KaylaKaze
Oh yes, can't find out Santa's not real because once she's learned you've been lying to her, she'll realize you've been lying about that Jesus guy too.
11/29/2007 5:07:29 AM
#347186
Frank
Incestuous rape of Lot, god-endorsed genocide, slavery and pestilience at every corner, a big graphic story about someone being crucified and returning from the dead, immolation of children as a test of faith, a finale of untold agony and suffering in an apocalyptic bloodbath, with practically everyone being tormented in a lake of fire and burning sulphur?
How lovely
A scarecrow and a cowardly lion following a yellow road?
THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
11/29/2007 5:27:17 AM
#347187
Athar
"(that movie freaked me out at age 10)."
No wonder hes fucked in the head.
11/29/2007 5:28:31 AM
#347189
Joules
Why are these people having children if they expect them not to live more than a few years (if that)? Why bring such innocence into a world they hate? Is that not one of the most selfish, ugly, abusive and hypocritical things anyone could do?
11/29/2007 5:32:28 AM
#347191
Andrew
I've never understood what these people see as so fantastic about spending eternity singing at God's/Jesus' feet. What is with that? The golden roads and mansions and shit would amuse me for about 5 minutes max. And I'm no good at singing. So (please step in here sane ex-fundies), what the heck is the attraction?
11/29/2007 5:37:19 AM
#347195
rpm84
you were freaked you by wizard of oz? you wuss. Try watching evil dead 2, that'll give you a heart attack
11/29/2007 5:40:51 AM
#347197
Lex Kitten
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE LION KING!!!!!!!!
11/29/2007 5:43:02 AM
#347211
szena
Did you notice that one of the people corrupting her innocent daughter is a preacher's kid?
11/29/2007 6:00:01 AM
#347224
Mister Spak
Go join the Russian fundies in their hole.
11/29/2007 6:12:13 AM
#347249
anevilmeme
Happy Living Under My Rock Award?
11/29/2007 6:25:39 AM
#347252
Doctor Whom
At least you equate belief in God with belief in Santa Claus. More honest than you intended to be, maybe?
Andrew: Being the direct presence of God's glory was supposed to give us a bliss that we couldn't begin to imagine on earth. In other words, we weren't supposed to worry our pretty little heads about the details.
11/29/2007 6:28:41 AM
#347266
Cabal
Oh well. Time for more fundy kids that are as fucked up as their fundy parents.
11/29/2007 7:03:28 AM
#347279
apYrs
unfortunately she's not old enough to accept Jesus properly into her life: she doesn't understand the sacrifice he made for her so can't be properly saved.
If the rapture comes too soon bitch she burns with the rest of us. Enjoy your seat.
11/29/2007 7:26:57 AM
#347282
Whoever
Actually, I was a wussy little kid who was scared by the Wizard of Oz. But that didn't make me think other people shouldn't watch it, and it certainly didn't turn me into a fundie.
11/29/2007 7:32:01 AM
#347285
Grey Wolf
@Andrew:
I've always imagined that Heaven will be more like what is depicted in this one and the following:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0492.html
Your mileage may vary, of course. Must be a great place, though, given how few ever want to come back. Almost unheard of, in fact.
Hope that helps,
Grey Wolf
11/29/2007 7:36:47 AM
#347287
Your problem is that you're too gullible and you think that kids are idiot.
11/29/2007 7:41:25 AM
#347323
JasoNF
"Anyway, my point is, it is near impossible to filter out everything that you want to filter out."
Fundies, refuse to give their kids critical thinking filters because that would filter out their own beliefs,
so they try to filter out all of reality instead.
A clue: If your beliefs were real, you wouldn't need to shield them from reality.
11/29/2007 9:04:15 AM
#347325
Caustic Gnostic
FANTASY CONFLICT! FANTASY CONFLICT!
11/29/2007 9:08:04 AM
#347339
David B.
Yes, older siblings like to be the one to break the 'bad news'.
Point is, when were you going to tell her that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are all make-believe? And why should she believe your stories of God and Jesus afterwards?
11/29/2007 9:26:12 AM
#347345
Xotan
I'm surprised that Santa Claus has not been equated with the Demon of Commercial Abuse of Jesus' Birthday.
11/29/2007 9:39:49 AM
#347357
cyborgtroy
JenGC, lemme tell you something about Santa Claus... You might wanna sit down for this...
11/29/2007 9:52:16 AM
#347360
Blackvoice
Then throw her in the fucking basement. The rapture is coming soon so why bother with school?
11/29/2007 9:55:57 AM
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11/29/2007 10:24:40 AM
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