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I heard once 'cave men' were normal humans with vitamin deficiencies that caused abnormalities.

Silly Daddy, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#372451
Corey

I heard once that the "sun" was ground beef that got too hot and started burning, causing all that bright hot stuff.

12/30/2007 5:31:38 AM

#374662
Gnomist

Apt name

1/3/2008 4:30:04 PM

#374680
Tomby Stone

Funny how, 'I heard once' is all you need to convince you when it's something you want to hear and 'Proven beyond reasonable doubt' isn't good enough when it's something you don't want to be true.

1/3/2008 4:54:52 PM

#374790
For Whom The Bell Tolls

Yeah, and the moon is a big ball government cheese.

1/3/2008 9:57:29 PM

#374794
Flatworm

Well, the truth will astound you, I'm sure:

"Cave man" is not a scientific term and has no precise scientific meaning. If we include all tool-making hominids that lived in caves, then some were normal humans with vitamin deficiencies, some were normal humans without vitamin deficiencies, and some were non-human hominids.

1/3/2008 10:09:24 PM

#374798
Philbert McAdamia

Some of those deficiencies were the low forehead predilection to believe in superstitions, gods and myths, and some have never evolved out of it. No wonder they don't believe in evolution.

1/3/2008 10:13:06 PM

#374927
Annabella

More misinformed then fundie...

1/4/2008 1:13:48 AM

#374959
TB Tabby

You heard wrong.

1/4/2008 2:07:13 AM

#374977
Jacob

I had this children's book. For those of you who are interested, it's Life in the Great Ice Age by Michael and Beverly Oard. Where 'cave men' are ancient Jews.

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Great-Ice-Michael-Oard/dp/0890511675
Read the reviews. Gold mine.

1/4/2008 2:51:54 AM

#375010
David D.G.

Funny, then, that when we see people today (or at any point in recorded history) suffering from severe vitamin deficiencies, the "abnormalities" they develop bear no resemblance at all to the physical characteristics of Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, or any of humanity's precursor species.


~David D.G.

1/4/2008 4:34:55 AM

#375030
SSJPunk

I heard once that cavemen are very easily offended when a reference is made to cavemen being stupid or unsophisticated.

1/4/2008 5:21:20 AM

#1046173
apenpaap

Just like fundies!

10/29/2009 12:14:09 PM

#1046627
JDC1

Where did you hear that crap?
From what source and when?

I "heard once" that Bugs Bunny
dug a hole all the way to China.

I researched this and found the
evidence on video.
My source is Warner Bros.
You can contact them in their
office in Hollywood Ca.
They also have an office in Anaheim.
So there, Silly Daddy.
Now give me YOUR research on this
cave men crap you "heard once"

10/30/2009 12:26:35 PM

#1046646
warlike1919

Thanks Jacob to the link to book.. the reviews gave me some good laughs.. its sad that people in the 21 century still believe crap like the bible

10/30/2009 1:34:11 PM

#1046664
David B.

@Jacob:

Oh my good godlessness! That book is going right to the top of my reading "wish list"! Thanks!

But it'll have to be a second-hand copy, as I'm not giving the lying turd who wrote it a single red cent!

10/30/2009 3:31:44 PM
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