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Right now on the Discovery Channel Satan is hard at work decieving millions. The program 'Caveman' shows how modern man has 'evolved' from tree limb swinging baboon to homo sapien. The show has incredible special effects; fortunately I know the truth about the THEORY of evolution. Pray for others who are watching this.

BaldingBrute, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
WTF?! || meh
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Tom S. Fox

Fundie rule number 1: Always be sure to emphazise the word "theory" in "theory of evolution."
When told that it doesn't mean what you think it means, just ignore it and pretend that nothing happened.

11/11/2008 8:41:38 AM
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Oh yeah, we watched that in my Stone Age Stereotypes class. Turns out it's sort of misleading. The theoretical work is right, and the chronology is right, but their depictions of pre-humans is pretty much dead wrong, as far as biological anthropology goes.

On a side note, I would like to see Mr. Brute read my post and tell me how much he understood.

11/18/2009 10:01:23 PM
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ccl

So I take it you'll be perfectly fine with 50 year old penicillin? You are? Great, let me hunt down some VRSA for ya...

11/19/2009 12:31:43 AM
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Quantum Mechanic

Quantum mechanics is also a theory. It gave you transistors so you could expose yourself as an ignorant fuck for all the world to see.

Idiot.

6/27/2011 2:12:17 PM
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