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#25383
transient
Just hazarding a guess, but evolution?
4/6/2006 2:29:27 AM
#25473
David D.G.
Just a suggestion: Don't limit the universe (or God) to your own imagination.
~David D.G.
4/6/2006 2:18:42 PM
#1200700
stamati
how has this one not received more acclaim? comic genius it is, i tell ye!
8/31/2010 11:37:05 AM
#1200738
Swede
We have written records, of some sort or other, of at least 12 000 years of human history. We have trees that tell us that Earth has been forested for at least that time as well. If you count in cave paintings as written record, you have to go some 300 000 years further into the past.
How do you know the world wasn't created last Thursday?
Btw, the universe has not just been around for millions of years. It's actually billions of years. What's been happening? Evolution, stupid. Abiogenesis first, of course, but then evolution.
8/31/2010 12:48:28 PM
#1200750
anti-nonsense
Just because your brain is too tiny to imagine anything doesn't mean nothing happened.
8/31/2010 1:01:50 PM
#1200760
The Duelist
Why don't you enroll in a science class and find out?
8/31/2010 1:17:24 PM
#1201072
Sevagram
"if it's been around for millions, i can't imagine what's being happening these past million years"
You don't need to imagine. There are these things called books, see, and they have information in them that will help you. If you haven't seen one before, ask a responsible grown-up person(your pastor, if you have one, doesn't count). They'll point you in the right direction. That way you'll be able to build up your brain as well as your biceps. The combinaton can be quite attractive, you know!
9/1/2010 6:11:24 AM
#1201147
Justanotheratheist
These past millions are but a tiny drop in the ocean of the Earth's existence. I know big numbers are hard for fundies to grasp, but the past million years has just seen a continuation of what was happening for billions (yes, that's a 'b') of years before it.
6000 years sounds about right only for something that happened 6000 years ago. And maybe in another 6000 years you'll have learned to use capital letters where appropriate.
9/1/2010 9:49:10 AM
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9/1/2010 10:59:30 AM
#1201181
U
How do you know the world wasn't created last Thursday?
It was last Wednesay.
Stop the blasphemy.
9/1/2010 11:08:23 AM
#1201270
AleAlejandro
That's the romance of it, isn't it?
9/1/2010 2:56:30 PM
#1201286
whatever
@U
"How do you know the world wasn't created last Thursday?
It was last Wednesay.
Stop the blasphemy."
Naah, it must have been the Tuesday... I can remember it. I don't remember last Monday...
9/1/2010 3:47:35 PM
#1445899
Ebon
Then you are very, very dim.
9/10/2012 11:32:01 PM
#1445903
Philbert McAdamia
i can't imagine what's being happening these past million years.
I doubt you can imagine much before the Reagan administration, but you don't need to if you can read, and are willing.
9/10/2012 11:44:30 PM
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