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I recently saw a trailer for a movie that will be hitting theaters nationwide in December. The movie itself looked incredible. Visually stunning, and rich in detail. I speak of course of "The Golden Compass", an adaption of the book, "The Northern Lights" by Phillip Pullman. I was so jazzed up about it .. another "epic" movie. I was ALARMED when in passing my friend told me that the basis of the movie/book is that They Kill God, and finally live free, without the oppression of "the Church". God is aptly named "The Authority" in these books, and from all accounts is portraited as oppressive, and cruel. From what I heard, the books endorse everything from witchcraft, to TEENAGE SEX... like KIDS .. not like 18 or 19 ... like 14.... I haven't read the books myself... I admit as much... But CONSIDER .. if half of the claims are true .. then it is time to go to war. Our ideals are being attacked by the Godless, who seek to remove God from the world (as if they can).

CONSIDER .. prayer in school is limited. Prayer at work is gone. All aspects of visible Christianity are gone outside of our Churches and homes.



Consider John Lennon, and how he prayed for a world without God. This is the basis, and the foundation for the doctrine of the Anti-Christ. The same STATANIC spirit resides in the pages of these books. Waiting to take the minds of our children. Waiting to blind their hearts so that they can not see God. We must be ready to fight.



How empty are the praises of cowards.

Mike, MySpace 46 Comments [11/21/2007 1:06:16 AM]
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#340471
Zoony The Lazoon

If John Lennon was praying for a world without God, who was he praying TO?

Do you hear that sound, Mike? It's the FAIL buzzer........

11/21/2007 1:11:19 AM

#340474
Brian X

If you haven't read the book, do yourself a favor and shut up and go away. There's only a very few cases you can review a book with only flipping through it (none of which involve fiction) and all of those require you to at least skim them.

11/21/2007 1:13:32 AM

#340486
Happymealungen

YES! Slander them with rightous zeal on myspcace, that'll show the heathens!

11/21/2007 1:28:33 AM

#340497
Rhys

You know, I was going to skip this movie. That was until I heard the fundies frothing at the mouth about it. Now I can't wait for it to come out, and I'm going to read the books while waiting! Thanks fundies. If I'm ever in doubt about what to read or watch, all I have to do is see what they hate.

11/21/2007 1:47:29 AM

#340528
the_ignored

....Thanks fundies. If I'm ever in doubt about what to read or watch, all I have to do is see what they hate.

Hah! Point for Rhys!

11/21/2007 2:46:39 AM

#340547
Michael

Wouldn't it be so much simpler to just, not see the damn movie?

11/21/2007 3:15:37 AM

#340561
Tiny Bulcher

Fighting != whining on MySpace.

11/21/2007 3:57:28 AM

#340564
Jamie

"I haven't read the books myself... I admit as much..."

Then STFU.

Oh and if you're talking about the line from Imagine, John Lennon said "no religion", not "no god". In other words, he thought the world would be a better place if it wasn't populated by idiots who use god as an excuse to behave stupidly.

11/21/2007 4:03:20 AM

#340567
balom

Can't wait for the movie to come out. The shitstorm from the fundies is going to fill dozens of FSTDT pages

11/21/2007 4:14:07 AM

#340584
Martha Jones

"STATANIC?"

Oh noes it's the typo daemons!

11/21/2007 5:08:35 AM

#340596
Borborygmus

Well, Mike, I'd gladly go to war with you, but I've got some others all picked out who are supider and meaner than you. I'm afraid you'll have to get in line...

11/21/2007 5:24:13 AM

#340606
LabRat

Haven't read the books? So you know nothing about them. Haven't seen the movie either?

Well, you are well informed, aren't you?

11/21/2007 5:41:27 AM

#340627
Mister Spak

"I haven't read the books myself... "

What a surprise. How empty are the skulls of fundies.


11/21/2007 6:13:31 AM

#340650


I haven't read the book.............of course, it sticks out a mile and that you don't know what a metaphore means. By the way, the guy was an atheist, but the authority refers back to something else.

11/21/2007 6:34:21 AM

#340661
b.beau

Martha: Statanic was a later incarnation of Stetsasonic...

11/21/2007 6:44:11 AM

#340737
bunbuns

Prayer at work is gone??? Tell that to my best friend who has to share the mother's nursing station with muslims who need to pray three times a day in that room..

11/21/2007 10:06:16 AM

#340739
terry3906

"The Godless"
:D We get a capitalization now!
I feel so special.

As a title, that almost sounds kind of badass even.

11/21/2007 10:08:35 AM

#340792
John

All aspects of visible Christianity are gone outside of our Churches and homes.

That's because everyone in Mike's church and home is a Christian; whereas on the outside, that's not true. On the outside, people don't want Mike trying to push his religion onto them and their kids.

11/21/2007 11:34:53 AM

#340794
Caustic Gnostic

All aspects of visible Christianity are gone outside of our Churches and homes.

That is precisely where your religion belongs. And everyone else's for that matter.

11/21/2007 11:37:33 AM

#340820
Blackvoice

How empty are the praises of cowards.

True dat. Itchy?

11/21/2007 12:22:49 PM

#340822
Joe

So God is portrayed as oppressive and cruel in the book, huh. Sounds eerily similar to another book you might've heard of. The bible, anyone?

11/21/2007 12:26:26 PM

#340833
Osiris

CONSIDER .. prayer in school is limited. Prayer at work is gone. All aspects of visible Christianity are gone outside of our Churches and homes.
You mean just like what Jesus said to do.

11/21/2007 12:33:07 PM

#340839
Dog's Best Friend

Don't tell Mike (aka: "I don't read books, but will gladly review them with authority") about the daemons. That'll really get his religious dander up.

11/21/2007 12:39:21 PM

#340847
GigaGuess

"...prayer in school is limited."
So...ah...what prayers should we include then? Seeing as how this is a country founded on RELIGIOUS FREEDOM, to include and enforce prayer in school would force us to include all religions, or at least all religions within the class...which could mean we'd have to force your precious child to recite heathen prayers. You don't want that, do you?

"Prayer at work is gone."
It lowers productivity. Deal with it. (YES, I understand the irony of the fact that I'm posting this from work. It's a slow day.)

"All aspects of visible Christianity are gone outside of our Churches and homes."
So we ask you not to force your religion on us. That's so unbearable? Give me a break. Hell, your religion gets more air time in the public space than most of the rest combined, so go suck your thumb in the corner, and come out when you're ready to be civil.

11/21/2007 12:47:00 PM

#340888
approximate

Mike, you never got laid in high school...right?

Go get yourself a hooker and STFU.

11/21/2007 1:27:03 PM
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