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It is by faith... I fail to see how people belive theroys such as the big bang which break the laws of phisiscs.

randomperson12341 , foru.ms 46 Comments [11/19/2007 7:52:43 PM]
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tracer

You mean the Big Bang theory, which was drawn up BY physicists as an origin theory that OBEYS the laws of physics?

11/19/2007 7:57:31 PM



What are the laws of "phisiscs"?

11/19/2007 7:59:23 PM

Mr Smith

Yeah! Bloody theories! What use are they? Theory of Gravity, Theory of Electromagnetism, Theory of Relativity. What have they ever done for us?

11/19/2007 8:00:30 PM

anti-nonsense

I fail to see how people believe in invisible sky daddies that break the laws of physics, biology, chemistry, and logic.

11/19/2007 8:00:36 PM

Evil Deadite

Please. Please. We don't need your pity. "Theroys"? "phisiscs"? "belive'?

We can mock your stupid for what it is without the additional help.

11/19/2007 8:00:47 PM

Rhys

I fail to see how people believe that people can be created from dirt, walk on water and rise from the dead, which not only break the laws of "phisiscs" [ugh] but also of reality.

11/19/2007 8:14:16 PM

AnonymousAsshole

Considering that you are, by definition, a fundy fucktard, there is much that you fail to see.

People don't "belive".

Following a scientific theory is not a matter of belief, rather it is a matter of attempting to falsify the data.

I know, you fail to see that, too.

11/19/2007 8:18:04 PM

anevilmeme

....breaksssss the laws of phisiscssss it does, golem! golem! the fundie wants the ring he does!

Sorry, that's how I picture this fundie.

11/19/2007 8:18:37 PM

Old Viking

Care to name which law or laws it breaks?

11/19/2007 8:19:31 PM

Osiris

It doesn't.

11/19/2007 8:25:48 PM

Blackvoice

The laws of piscis?

11/19/2007 8:42:44 PM



Who are "the roys"??

11/19/2007 8:46:16 PM

Mike

You fail at astrophysics.

11/19/2007 8:48:08 PM

tracer

THEEEEEEROY JENKINS!

11/19/2007 8:55:46 PM

Jocelyn

@tracer: LMAO.

I fail to see how people can run their mouth about stuff when they have no idea what they're talking about and be so sure of themselves.

11/19/2007 9:27:30 PM

Alethe

'belive'... OK, just a typo. but then... 'theroys'? 'phisiscs'?!?

You fail at Science, Logic and English. Go back to High School, or maybe Kindergarten.

11/19/2007 9:57:50 PM

approximate

You just fail.

11/19/2007 9:59:54 PM

Horsefeathers

"It is by faith... I fail to see how people belive theroys such as the big bang which break the laws of phisiscs. "

Technically, the laws of physics as we understand them didn't exist prior to the Big Bang nor shortly thereafter. In other words, shut up you ignorant wretch.

11/19/2007 10:13:09 PM

Jake Steel

"It is by faith... I fail to see how people belive theroys such as the big bang which break the laws of phisiscs."

hmmm....

"I fail...phisiscs. [sic]" much better.

11/19/2007 10:14:39 PM

Sideshow Bob

My sense of optimism suspects that it's a trap. I hope it's right.

11/19/2007 10:20:06 PM

Michael

Hey jeenius... before you kritisize peeple for thur theroys, lurn how to spell...

11/19/2007 10:31:20 PM

Professor M

Need a little bit more historical background, here:

The Roys were an underground liberation movement in the nation of Phisiscia; their actions did, indeed, break the laws of the Phisiscs, who were the ruling caste of Phisiscia.

11/19/2007 10:52:51 PM

libkitten

The laws of what?

11/19/2007 11:15:01 PM

NJ Osprey

**Further expounding upon the “laws of phisiscs,” randomperson12341 arises and addresses the congregation:**

"Starkle, starkle little twink.
Who the heck you are, you think?!
I’m not under the affluence of inkahol
(though some thinkle peep I am).

I fool so feelish I don’t know which is me
And the drunker I sit here
The longer I get."

**randomperson12341 proceeds to fall out of his pew**

11/20/2007 12:07:32 AM

Not_You


11/20/2007 12:36:53 AM

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