Science, is based on theology.
[11/16/2007 6:50:41 PM]
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Do you even know what words mean?
11/16/2007 6:56:42 PM
Oh... Non sequitur contest... Love those! Lemme try!
Smoothies are based on epistemology.
Courage is based on metamorphic rocks.
Buildings are based on collagen.
Your reasoning is based on delusions.
I think I goofed on that last one, since it makes sense. Do I get a prize anyway? Please?..
11/16/2007 7:06:59 PM
11/16/2007 7:07:41 PM
Yes, in a parallel universe best known to Frank Herbert.
Or is that the other way around? theology based on science? Butlerian jihad?
Fuck, I'm confused.
11/16/2007 7:10:15 PM
a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws. Also, systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.
the field of study and analysis that treats of God and of God's attributes and relations to the universe; study of divine things or religious truth; divinity.
The two couldn't be further apart. Science deals in facts while theology deals in suppositions.
11/16/2007 7:15:17 PM
11/16/2007 7:25:46 PM
Religion, is based on myth.
11/16/2007 7:31:12 PM
science is based on lies of the devil, you nut, didn't you know? religion is based on the obvious evidence!!
11/16/2007 7:34:20 PM
No, it's not.
11/16/2007 8:11:22 PM
No its not.
11/16/2007 8:15:00 PM
If you include astrology and alchemy as science, maybe. Otherwise, your ass is sucking a mighty wind.
11/16/2007 8:48:38 PM
ROFL In what bizarro world is this remotely true?
11/16/2007 9:05:50 PM
Science and theology actually have basically the same mission. Theology, however, discourages curiosity, while science requires it. Science, so far, is doing better in the last 400 years than theology has for the last 7000.
11/16/2007 9:21:08 PM
@Alethe: I just burst out laughing at that for like thirty seconds.
11/16/2007 9:23:03 PM
Only in the same sense that your brain is based on tapioca pudding.
11/16/2007 9:56:24 PM
And religion is based on L. Ron Hubbard
11/16/2007 10:09:38 PM
Theology is a SLAP IN THE FACE to science.
Theologists took a book of fiction and their opinions of it, & slapped -ology on the end to make it look legitimate. If it weren't for the fact that I know no synonyms for the "study" of God, I wouldn't even acknowledge the word.
I mean, they don't even justify it with metephorical analysis. It's ALL literal! It's absolutely ridiculous! YOU CANNOT STUDY SOMETHING THAT IS UNOBSERVABLE!
11/16/2007 10:28:36 PM
Wrong! Try again.
11/16/2007 10:42:53 PM
I use, good punctuation'
11/17/2007 12:04:17 AM
11/17/2007 12:11:04 AM
In your imaginary world.
11/17/2007 12:16:07 AM
Although this statement is a load of shite.
The study of theology can be an interesting thing. Unless of course an unitelligent retard takes the field up, then you get, well,people like this.
11/17/2007 3:44:41 AM
this statement could only be true if you wrote it a few thousand years ago.
11/17/2007 6:20:31 AM
Big Chicken Turd
Science does not work that way!
11/17/2007 6:22:33 AM
Only in the minds of Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, and other assorted fundie clown college creation types.
11/17/2007 9:27:52 AM