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#337487
Dharmasatya
Do you even know what words mean?
11/16/2007 6:56:42 PM
#337503
Alethe
Oh... Non sequitur contest... Love those! Lemme try!
Smoothies are based on epistemology.
Courage is based on metamorphic rocks.
Buildings are based on collagen.
Your reasoning is based on delusions.
I think I goofed on that last one, since it makes sense. Do I get a prize anyway? Please?..
11/16/2007 7:06:59 PM
#337504
Mike
11/16/2007 7:07:41 PM
#337508
Caustic Gnostic
Yes, in a parallel universe best known to Frank Herbert.
Or is that the other way around? theology based on science? Butlerian jihad?
Fuck, I'm confused.
11/16/2007 7:10:15 PM
#337515
Berny
Science: a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws. Also, systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.
Theology: the field of study and analysis that treats of God and of God's attributes and relations to the universe; study of divine things or religious truth; divinity.
The two couldn't be further apart. Science deals in facts while theology deals in suppositions.
11/16/2007 7:15:17 PM
#337535
Old Viking
Who knew?
11/16/2007 7:25:46 PM
#337542
Mister Spak
Religion, is based on myth.
11/16/2007 7:31:12 PM
#337544
voltaire
science is based on lies of the devil, you nut, didn't you know? religion is based on the obvious evidence!!
11/16/2007 7:34:20 PM
#337581
Jacob
No, it's not.
11/16/2007 8:11:22 PM
#337590
anevilmeme
No its not.
11/16/2007 8:15:00 PM
#337616
AnonymousAsshole
If you include astrology and alchemy as science, maybe. Otherwise, your ass is sucking a mighty wind.
11/16/2007 8:48:38 PM
#337629
Scion
ROFL In what bizarro world is this remotely true?
11/16/2007 9:05:50 PM
#337646
Brian X
Science and theology actually have basically the same mission. Theology, however, discourages curiosity, while science requires it. Science, so far, is doing better in the last 400 years than theology has for the last 7000.
11/16/2007 9:21:08 PM
#337647
MysticalChicken
@Alethe: I just burst out laughing at that for like thirty seconds.
11/16/2007 9:23:03 PM
#337678
Heyoka
Only in the same sense that your brain is based on tapioca pudding.
11/16/2007 9:56:24 PM
#337696
Michael
And religion is based on L. Ron Hubbard
11/16/2007 10:09:38 PM
#337721
Lithp
Theology is a SLAP IN THE FACE to science.
Theologists took a book of fiction and their opinions of it, & slapped -ology on the end to make it look legitimate. If it weren't for the fact that I know no synonyms for the "study" of God, I wouldn't even acknowledge the word.
I mean, they don't even justify it with metephorical analysis. It's ALL literal! It's absolutely ridiculous! YOU CANNOT STUDY SOMETHING THAT IS UNOBSERVABLE!
11/16/2007 10:28:36 PM
#337733
Osiris
Wrong! Try again.
11/16/2007 10:42:53 PM
#337772
nobody
I use, good punctuation'
11/17/2007 12:04:17 AM
#337778
approximate
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11/17/2007 12:11:04 AM
#337788
In your imaginary world.
11/17/2007 12:16:07 AM
#337857
Athar
Although this statement is a load of shite.
The study of theology can be an interesting thing. Unless of course an unitelligent retard takes the field up, then you get, well,people like this.
11/17/2007 3:44:41 AM
#337916
Nutz
this statement could only be true if you wrote it a few thousand years ago.
11/17/2007 6:20:31 AM
#337917
Big Chicken Turd
Science does not work that way!
11/17/2007 6:22:33 AM
#337988
flipper
Only in the minds of Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, and other assorted fundie clown college creation types.
11/17/2007 9:27:52 AM
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