Quote# 31213

It is not a pleasant topic, and I notice that prophecy speakers don't bring it up, but the Jews during the Great Tribulation are destined to be eaten literally by the twisted followers of Satan. If you are not born again, and if you are a Gentile, you WILL one day think it is cool to eat Jews. You will go to eat out and relish hamburgers and steaks of Jew. I think this is a good enough reason to consider coming to the Lord Jesus Christ in repentance and seeking His salvation. You can avoid this certain destiny. So, read the following and consider the future.

Steve Van Nattan, Blessed Quietness 67 Comments [11/14/2007 10:31:10 PM]
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Amanda

Tombystone: Awesome! Like the zinc video from the Simpsons! LOL

11/15/2007 5:01:28 PM

Orca

If you're half-Jewish, do you get to decide which half of you gets eaten?

11/15/2007 5:06:37 PM

tracer

The Biblical "evidence" that Steve Van Nattan shows for this cannibalistic interpretation, later down on the page, is a riot.

Every single passage in the Bible that mentions one of God's chosen people being "devoured" or "consumed" by his enemies, he interprets as meaning that the Jews will be literally eaten.

Psalm 16:4, Psalm 44:22, Psalm 14:4, Jeremiah 51:34, Proverbs 30:14, Micah 3:2-3, Revelation 16:6 -- it doesn't matter WHAT the verse in question actually says, any mention of consumption or devourment or blood-drinking is taken literally.

11/15/2007 5:54:46 PM

ZugTheMegasaurus

"What a nice day. I am certainly not a born-again Christian. Ooh, I could totally go for some Jewburgers right about now."

Hm...no, can't see it happening.

11/15/2007 6:31:44 PM

Anonymous

I'm Jewish (by race and culture, not religion fyi).


I laughed, pretty hard.

1/13/2008 11:45:07 PM

Aviva610

I just gnawed off my little Jewish fingers. soooo tasty!...I'll never play the piano again :(

3/13/2008 4:18:15 AM

anti-nonsense

Only a twisted person with a twisted imagination could come up with something like that, you came up with that, therefore you are twisted. I guess that makes you a follower of Satan?

3/13/2008 6:16:05 AM

That_Guy

Jew. The other other other white meat.

11/24/2008 9:56:07 PM

Disreg

Is it wrong that this post made me hungry?

11/24/2008 10:28:06 PM

G. Fieendish

"Coming soon Hahal Soylent Green...?".

11/27/2008 3:13:22 AM

a mind far far away

I don't remember cannibalism being in Revelation. Chapter and verse please.

11/27/2008 3:17:22 AM

szaleniec

Soylent Green is Jews! You heard it here first!

11/27/2008 4:00:45 AM

Amadaun

Hell, I already like Jew's Ear mushrooms!

11/19/2010 12:57:42 PM

Swede

I have a hard enough time eating pigs, chicken, cows, moose and reindeer. If it weren't for filet's and minced meat, I would have become a vegetarian loooong ago.

11/19/2010 3:04:34 PM

Philbert McAdamia

You will go to eat out and relish hamburgers and steaks of Jew.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, kosher fooooood.
But will I have to put relish on them?
And Jew Hamburgers?
Might they not be Jew Berg-ers?


OK, I'll stop now.

11/19/2010 11:22:33 PM

SeekerLancer

Not only will we eat Jews, we'll think it's cool. I'm imagining the Jewburger commercials as we speak.

8/14/2011 7:27:44 AM

The Anonymous

I suspect Orthodox and Haredi Jews are kosher and probably taste the best (once you remove all that hair, of course).

8/15/2013 7:36:54 PM

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