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#334001
tracer
God didn't destroy Gammora -- Godzilla did!
That damn flying firebreathing turtle was elbowing in on his stomping ground.
11/12/2007 3:34:53 PM
#334002
GigaGuess
@PoisonedRationality
His boyfriend ditched him for the newer, younger model. :p
11/12/2007 3:37:17 PM
#334018
Old Viking
We're keenly aware of the beliefs dictated by Christian morality, thanks.
11/12/2007 3:51:42 PM
#334059
GigaGuess
@359427
Well my shower this morning WAS rather hasty, but you're always welcome to give me a tongue bath.
C'mon. You know you want to. ;)
11/12/2007 4:55:56 PM
#334062
Rock Hudson
Perhaps he just needs a piece of the Rock.
11/12/2007 4:59:44 PM
#334127
Orca
At least when he was writing "Dirty faggots burn in hell!" there was a predicate. Now he's just shouting sentence fragments.
Speaking of sentence fragments, this paragraph is so horribly constructed, I hardly know where to start. If you can't be bothered to write decently enough that we can understand you, how are we supposed to believe you actually put some thought into the substance of your argument?
11/12/2007 6:48:19 PM
#334153
WM
Please, please, PLEASE tell me how two men or two women thousands of miles away doing something private in their own bedroom affects you in any way.
Finally, I'm glad I got that out of my system. :3
11/12/2007 7:44:24 PM
#334248
Chinchillazilla
Man, I was going to make a hilarious original comment about Gammora being a Tokyo-destroying monster, but EVERYONE BEAT ME TO IT.
(It has laser beams that turn people into salt, FYI.)
11/12/2007 10:46:42 PM
#334622
keelhaul lizzie
But why would God destroy Gamera? He's a friend to the children!
11/13/2007 12:10:11 PM
#334963
Aspie Dragon
god destroyed sodom and gammora
I can see it now... "God vs. Gamera: the Final Battle" In theaters December 10. Get your popcorn, everybody, this is gonna be good!
11/13/2007 8:12:54 PM
#334987
WM
@#359672: I'm a lesbian. You know what I want? I want people to stop calling me a dyke. I want people to stop judging me based only on my sexuality. I don't want to be belittled for one little preference that I have different from most people. I want to find a girl I love, and walk her down the isle. I want to married, not just live together. Maybe we could even adopt a child if we wanted.
I want to be equal. No more, no less.
11/13/2007 8:55:51 PM
#334995
Professor M
@#359672--
You're talking about the Martians, right? Or is it the ones from Omicron Persei 8?
11/13/2007 9:07:35 PM
#335053
protowhalepig
"...im (sic) not angery (sic) i seperate (sic) myself,(sic)i am against any sexually immoral practices!"
No you're not. You want cock and you know it.
11/13/2007 10:55:17 PM
#335065
484
HOLY SHIT, IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!
think 1 reason is most people that have morals,dont agree that mixed marriage is right.most christians believe in white power.god destroyed Ham and Caanaan, it is an abomination to god! Blacks (many)cannot be trusted!mans spiritualistic practices is the downfall.2 of different races cannot be unequally yoked,im not angery i seperate myself,i am against any sexually immoral practices!"
11/13/2007 11:19:48 PM
#335088
Tempus
11/14/2007 12:32:18 AM
#335089
The Tomb of the Unknown Sockpuppet
@#360528: Your glorious idiocy is more hilarity than anyone could hope to see in a thousand lifetimes.
11/14/2007 12:37:28 AM
#335115
WM
#360528: I didn't choose it fucktard. -_-
My best guess is something pre-natal happened, since the baby before me died of a miscarriage.
Last time I checked, people didn't choose if they could get messed up in the womb.
Also, last time I checked, I was in America. Which means treating me as sub-human is taking away my pursuit of happiness.
11/14/2007 1:25:42 AM
#335119
Dread Pirate Crotchbeard
@WM: I would imagine our attention whore unknown poster here is stroking off gaily at our responses to his tomfoolery. But that's okay.
He probably doesn't get out too much.
11/14/2007 1:30:57 AM
#335122
WM
@Dread Pirate Crotchbeard: Thanks for cheering me up, I needed that. XD
The "gay bashers are fags" thing is hilarious too.
11/14/2007 1:33:39 AM
#335125
Rock Hudson
#360528, check out the size of my cock...it's freak big
Come on, if anyone needs a piece of the Rock, it's you.
11/14/2007 1:40:04 AM
#335217
FMG
Yet he left Ancient Greece alone...
How bizzare.
Not to mention the Gupta dynasty of India (The original Kama Sutra contains bits on how to have sex with transvestites...)
Or the Medieval Japanese.
Very selective this god dude. And I would'nt trust a God who randomly turned people to salt and killed babies for no real reason.
11/14/2007 6:31:00 AM
#335322
GigaGuess
@360528
"@WM too bad, you've chosen not to be normal, so you get what you get."
And here you stand choosing to be an ignorant bigoted waste of flesh, short-strokes. Difference is, I'm a sane, productive member of society. You have an IQ that is eclipsed by your shoe size.
11/14/2007 9:38:23 AM
#505309
Condor
people are violent towards gays because of morons like yourself. die. soon.
5/18/2008 11:22:35 AM
#590457
Kitourahime
The many gay roleplay characters I have come in contact with have something to say to you.
Especially Slinkers.
Slinkers is a fox demon who could pwn you.
He has nine tails.
Can you count that high, sweetie? Oh, wait...Your mother told you last week when you started school in your garage - thinking for yourself is evil.
But, just so you know, all the gay and bi characters in my mind - Khy, Kaede, Rein, Sebastian, Slinkers, Donnie, Dylan, Drunk Diego, Drunk Mino, Yashamaru, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Simon and the countless anime gay couples? Gay bashing makes their cuteness cry.
7/16/2008 2:46:24 PM
#1288857
M
Translation for those who need it in proper English:
"I think that one reason is that most people have morals, and don't agree that a relationship between two people of the same sex is right. Most Christians believe in monogamy. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah; it is an abomination to God. (Many) Homosexuals cannot be trusted! Man's spiritualistic practices are the downfall. Two of the same sex cannot 'be fruitful and multiply.' I'm not angry; I separate myself; I am against any sexually immoral practices!"
There. At least it's legible now, silly fundie.
Anyway, same old, same old.
5/13/2011 3:30:49 PM
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