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The Smithsonian Institute [sic] has 33,000 sets of human remains in their basement right now as you are reading this. Many of them were taken while the people were still alive. They were so desperate to find missing links, so desperate to prove their theory that they murdered people to prove it.

(Source: Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution Chapter 4 - a transcript of Kent Hovind's early sermons circa 1996.)

Kent Hovind, Quacky Quotes on Evolution 50 Comments [11/2/2007 6:01:49 PM]
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#326006
Sideshow Bob

He should have pled insanity.

11/2/2007 6:06:40 PM
#326016
Seamus D

And you're so desperate to disprove the fact of evolution that you will make up any outrageous bullshit you can think of. Sad.

11/2/2007 6:13:58 PM
#326018
dpareja

Isn't this a repeat?

11/2/2007 6:15:59 PM
#326023
annoyed atheist a.k.a cool cats

And who exactly was murdered?

11/2/2007 6:22:19 PM
#326024
LabRat

Libel. Smithsonian should sue.

11/2/2007 6:22:54 PM
#326025
Tempus

Got some proof of these allegations, sparky?

Then STFU, jailbird.

11/2/2007 6:23:24 PM
#326030
tracer

... and if the conspiracy weren't PERFECT, we'd have at least one or two shreds of evidence to back up our claims. That just shows you how deep this conspiracy runs!!

11/2/2007 6:27:06 PM
#326034
anti-nonsense

Now he's resorting to accusing the Smithsonian of murder in order to attempt to gainer support for his bullshit? How low can he stoop?

11/2/2007 6:28:52 PM
#326036
approximate

Conspiracy Theorists Say The Darndest Things. (and whacked-out, nutjob, just-plain-fucked-up things)

11/2/2007 6:30:43 PM
#326037
Papabear

What a maroon.

11/2/2007 6:30:44 PM
#326040
maxedout

Sometimes the phrase WTF just isn't enough.

11/2/2007 6:31:43 PM
#326049
Mister Spak

The Smithsonian must have a really big basement.

11/2/2007 6:35:37 PM
#326055
Alena

[size=80]WHAT.[/size]

11/2/2007 6:37:04 PM
#326087
Nowonmai

Are you really that desperate to cram your stupidity down people throat that you LIBEL a Museum?

BTW.. how the hell can you take someones' skeleton when they are alive?

11/2/2007 6:50:00 PM
#326098


Man, it all makes sense now. It was that last piece of the puzzle that links the Gemstone files with the Evolutionist Conspiracy with the Trilateralists with the Smithsonian that I've been missing all this time. Thanks Kent. I have seen the Light and repent of having been an Evil-lutionist!

11/2/2007 7:04:02 PM
#326112
Caustic Gnostic

This fool bores me.

11/2/2007 7:15:32 PM
#326123
DinDC

I know that I have already explained this before, but just to set the record straight, let me repeat (and I hate doing this again):

The proof of Creationism is not only in the Smithsonian basements, but scattered throughout households here in the District of Columbia. Because we in DC have no representation, the Federal Government forces us, the citizens of DC, to hide these proofs (and they are legion - the Smithsonian basements are overflowing) in our homes and throughout our city.

To wit:

In our own home, we have the Pillar of Salt that was Lot's wife in our loft. Our neighbors have the Burning Bush in their backyard (fun at Halloween for S'Mores); dinosaurs roam around our community garden (Eden) just down the alley; the Witch of Endor is our neighborhood Commisioner, an elected position, I might add; Jacob's Ladder was very helpful during a recent house fire; the Ark of the Covenant is in the basement of the local library, and, thanks to the Dewey Decimal System, may be located in the 200s; Noah's Ark is moored on the Potomac on the Waterfront under the alias of the "Good Ship SS Minnow x 2"; the strata in the bluffs in Rock Creek Park are merely the remains of drowned Native Americans from the Flood; Cafe Milano, one of our best restaurants here in DC, serves the Last Supper nightly; and the Resurrection occurs daily here in DC everytime George W. Bush opens his big, fat mouth and the idiots think his BS is Chanel #5.

Any questions??


11/2/2007 7:30:18 PM
#326128
doug

your right. I checked your source for this information. Their taking you next.

11/2/2007 7:36:56 PM
#326138
GigaGuess

Oh wow...is he serious?!

11/2/2007 7:51:36 PM
#326169
Jake Steel

pfft thats area 51 not "The Smithsonian Institute" and those are aliens not humans. they were put there by the gov't so Elvis could shoot JFK while Coca-Cola staged the moon landing!

11/2/2007 8:17:48 PM
#326188
Darwin

Watch out Kent, if they're really that powerful they'll kill you for mentioning it.

Do you want you toe tag to read 'Neandertal' or 'Cro Magnon'?

11/2/2007 8:34:16 PM
#326207
BuddT

Your so full of fundie shit it coming out your fundie ears.

11/2/2007 9:00:52 PM
#326264
Osiris

Too bad for Kent the warden confiscated his throne of lies.

11/2/2007 10:20:49 PM
#326277
Jocelyn

lol, they took the "remains" from living people? what part of the body is the remains exactly? I'd imagine the "remains" would mean what was left over after death.

Oh, and he's an idiot and liar. I really can't believe this guy's cajones.

11/2/2007 10:38:43 PM
#326316
Vesper

Silly.

Everyone knows the basement full of bodies is the Jeffersonian Institute.

Don't you ever watch Bones? It's okay. They show it on FOX.

11/2/2007 11:32:38 PM
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