If i ever become an alcoholic i'll just blame it on those darn freemasons.
At least he didn't condemn bambling and nude church-going.
11/2/2007 5:19:16 PM
'It does not refrain from resorting to all methods, using all evil and contemptible ways to achieve its end' What? As opposed to a bunch of assholes who sneak into a city full of civilians and blowing up women and children? Does Hamas consider that an honourable method for resistance. You hypocrites.
11/2/2007 5:20:38 PM
Actually, you're portraying the Taliban and all the Arabic warlords in a very faithful way.
11/2/2007 5:23:57 PM
Replace Zionists with Hamas and then we're on to something.
11/2/2007 5:26:08 PM
". It is behind the drug trade"
Since the taliban is the source of a lot of the worlds opium, the lions clus and rotary must have a lot of chapters in Afganistan.
11/2/2007 6:41:55 PM
I consider myself a fairly creative person, but not nearly creative enough to make up shit like this.
11/2/2007 6:42:59 PM
It was my understanding that since the repulsion of the Taliban in Afghanistan by the Coalition Forces, the opium production has increased dramatically.
The Taliban took a very dim view of opium production and made growing it illegally an offense punishable by death.
I suspect the opium production in Afghanistan has more to do with the local warlords going back to a profitable line of business now that the Taliban is not in power.
11/2/2007 7:22:16 PM
Psst! You forgot to blame: TEH GHEYS!
11/2/2007 8:09:17 PM
Just shows to go ya, not all fundy fucktards are christians. Islam has its share, too.
11/2/2007 9:21:55 PM
Every time another quote about the Evil Zionist Conspiracy That Is Going To Destroy All That Is Good And Pure And Bathes In The Blood Of Babies is posted here, I wonder if my invite got lost in the mail.
11/2/2007 9:22:25 PM
From the clear vista of paranoia........
11/3/2007 4:10:10 AM
A lot of antisemitic wastes of skin are getting quoted this month.
11/3/2007 4:25:43 AM
Ah, Palestine...where two crowds of raging fundies use each other as an excuse for the raging, which only ends up leading to the side with the most guns and the less-exposed civilian population staying in control.
11/3/2007 4:50:27 AM
Freemasons? Rotary? Lions? Hah! Wait till you get the real story on the Woodmen of the World.
11/3/2007 2:08:26 PM
I submitted this one; I came across it in the course of university research. I started out taking Hamas seriously, as a movement with whom I profoundly disagree on many points but who must be understood within a particular historical context. Then I read this article of their covenant and just burst out laughing. Rotary and the Lions are "sabotage groups" who are responsible for the drug trade and alcoholism? Way to lose grasp of any remotely tenable interpretation of reality.
11/4/2007 4:10:26 AM
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