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Quote# 30734

[From Article 28 of the Covenant of the Islamic Resistance Movement, aka Hamas]

The Zionist invasion is a vicious invasion. It does not refrain from resorting to all methods, using all evil and contemptible ways to achieve its end. It relies greatly in its infiltration and espionage operations on the secret organizations it gave rise to, such as the Freemasons, The Rotary and Lions clubs, and other sabotage groups. All these organizations, whether secret or open, work in the interest of Zionism and according to its instructions. They aim at undermining societies, destroying values, corrupting consciences, deteriorating character and annihilating Islam. It is behind the drug trade and alcoholism in all its kinds so as to facilitate its control and expansion.

Hamas, Avalon Project at Yale Law School 16 Comments [11/2/2007 5:01:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Axver
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#325971
Happymealungen

If i ever become an alcoholic i'll just blame it on those darn freemasons.

At least he didn't condemn bambling and nude church-going.

11/2/2007 5:19:16 PM

#325977
rpm84

'It does not refrain from resorting to all methods, using all evil and contemptible ways to achieve its end' What? As opposed to a bunch of assholes who sneak into a city full of civilians and blowing up women and children? Does Hamas consider that an honourable method for resistance. You hypocrites.

11/2/2007 5:20:38 PM

#325982


Actually, you're portraying the Taliban and all the Arabic warlords in a very faithful way.

11/2/2007 5:23:57 PM

#325986
Osiris

Replace Zionists with Hamas and then we're on to something.

11/2/2007 5:26:08 PM

#326069
Mister Spak

". It is behind the drug trade"

Since the taliban is the source of a lot of the worlds opium, the lions clus and rotary must have a lot of chapters in Afganistan.

11/2/2007 6:41:55 PM

#326073
David G

I consider myself a fairly creative person, but not nearly creative enough to make up shit like this.

11/2/2007 6:42:59 PM

#326119


@Mister Spak

It was my understanding that since the repulsion of the Taliban in Afghanistan by the Coalition Forces, the opium production has increased dramatically.
The Taliban took a very dim view of opium production and made growing it illegally an offense punishable by death.
I suspect the opium production in Afghanistan has more to do with the local warlords going back to a profitable line of business now that the Taliban is not in power.

11/2/2007 7:22:16 PM

#326162
Trovore

Psst! You forgot to blame: TEH GHEYS!

11/2/2007 8:09:17 PM

#326222
AnonymousAsshole

Just shows to go ya, not all fundy fucktards are christians. Islam has its share, too.

11/2/2007 9:21:55 PM

#326224
honeysuckle

Every time another quote about the Evil Zionist Conspiracy That Is Going To Destroy All That Is Good And Pure And Bathes In The Blood Of Babies is posted here, I wonder if my invite got lost in the mail.

11/2/2007 9:22:25 PM

#326470
anevilmeme

From the clear vista of paranoia........

11/3/2007 4:10:10 AM

#326477
Tempus

A lot of antisemitic wastes of skin are getting quoted this month.

11/3/2007 4:25:43 AM

#326481
Professor M

Ah, Palestine...where two crowds of raging fundies use each other as an excuse for the raging, which only ends up leading to the side with the most guns and the less-exposed civilian population staying in control.

11/3/2007 4:50:27 AM

#326894
Old Viking

Freemasons? Rotary? Lions? Hah! Wait till you get the real story on the Woodmen of the World.

11/3/2007 2:08:26 PM

#327152
Axver

I submitted this one; I came across it in the course of university research. I started out taking Hamas seriously, as a movement with whom I profoundly disagree on many points but who must be understood within a particular historical context. Then I read this article of their covenant and just burst out laughing. Rotary and the Lions are "sabotage groups" who are responsible for the drug trade and alcoholism? Way to lose grasp of any remotely tenable interpretation of reality.

11/4/2007 4:10:26 AM

#1491060
Crimson Lizard

"annihilating Islam"

Self-centered much?

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