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They always put nice handsome young men as the gay guys on TV. The gays are also always polite, sassy, fabulous, witty, and talented. This promotes the idea that it's fun and tempting to be a gay.

But in real life, gays are associated with a higher rate of anal disease, high rates of violent crimes against children and other such innocents, more racist tendencies, generally more greedy, and definately known for notorious public displays of affection (to include oral sex in front of children at their "parades").

Gays on TV should definately be displayed as balding middle-age fat men with bad dandruff. They should smoke cheap cigars and wear unfashionable clothing. And above all, they should be portrayed as ignorant and narrow-minded. This approach worked on "All in the Family" and we eliminated bigotry.

If you made the gays as unappealing as Archie Bunker, we'd see a decrease in gays to pre-1950 levels.

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