Jesus doesn't like it when you make shit up.
11/1/2007 10:49:35 AM
11/1/2007 10:52:37 AM
Dog's Best Friend
What's attractive about some annoying pollster calling you up on the phone asking who you're going to vote for?
11/1/2007 11:11:01 AM
Gosh, then I guess such a rampant hetrosexual as revdaneeidson must find little girls attractive, and his sister(s) attractive, and the back seats of Camaros attractive.
Stands to reason.
11/1/2007 11:32:37 AM
"I would not be surprised by that. Homosexuals also find little boys attractive..."
"...their brothers attractive..."
Ew! God, no.
"...and polls attractive..."
You mean poles? Unless you mean the euphemism for penis, no.
"...and bathroom stalls attractive."
"As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity."
No more than our straight counterparts.
Generalizations are bad, mmmkay?
11/1/2007 12:05:43 PM
Only Family Values Republicans find bathroom stalls attractive.
11/1/2007 12:47:00 PM
No, common mistake though, those are Republican congressmen.
11/1/2007 1:27:26 PM
You sure know a lot about what 'homosexuals' find attractive. Ever hear of something called 'Projection' ???
11/1/2007 1:28:33 PM
As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity
Larry Craig really likes police officers.
And what the hell is this fascination of yours with dogs?
11/1/2007 1:28:52 PM
Watch what you say about dogs, or a pit bull will eat your face.
11/1/2007 2:20:47 PM
I suppose you know many gays, since you know so much about them?
11/1/2007 3:16:31 PM
Homosexuals also find little boys attractive,
pedophiles you mental wasteland
thats bestiality not homosexuality moron
their brothers attractive,
thats insest not homosexuality fucktard
and polls attractive,
what's wrong with voting?
and bathroom stalls attractive.
hey when you gotta go you gotta go...do you just shit your pants or something?
As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity.
wait....how did we get from homosexuals to dogs?
11/1/2007 3:51:46 PM
Hey, fuck you, man. I find my brother attractive. Not because I'm personally attracted to him, but because I know he's a handsome kid. What can I say? The two of us got all the good genes in the family.
On a more serious note: I'm very worried that people actually believe those kinds of things. It disturbs, upsets, and angers me, and I still don't understand how they come to those conclusions.
11/1/2007 4:29:24 PM
Those christians and their animal fucking. What is it with christians and their fixation on having sex with animals?
11/1/2007 5:22:23 PM
"Homosexuals also find...polls attractive"
You mean election machines? Guy, when they said "Hanging Chad," I don't think that's what they were talking about.
"and bathroom stalls attractive."
Oh yeah, that makes sense. There both small, enclosed, and offer some privacy. But I doubt either is what gays or lesbians are attracted to, as neither is remotely human.
11/1/2007 5:59:18 PM
How do you have such an extensive knowledge to what homosexuals are attracted to...
Come out of the closet mate.
11/1/2007 6:06:36 PM
Really, what more is there to be said?
11/1/2007 8:56:36 PM
I knew dogs Do Not Want broccoli.
I knew dogs can protect you against hackers on steroids.
I knew dogs are jealous that cats are better, and that they have the holiest of days, Caturday.
But I did not know dogs were driven by their lust into sick depravity.
I guess I learn something new every day.
11/1/2007 10:58:32 PM
I must be the odd one out then. :P Because I find none of those things attractive. Then again, you're talking about "gays" and not lesbians.
11/2/2007 12:48:33 AM
Apparently, homosexual now means: Anyone with any kind of fetish that is sick and makes people hate them.
11/3/2007 12:27:51 AM
HOMOSEXUALITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
@Dog's Best Friend; don't tell me you never tried to score phonesex with a pollster with a sexy voice...
1/16/2008 9:10:52 PM
That must be why McCain lost, all thoses homos screwing around at the polling places kept the good Christ-stains out.
11/23/2008 4:17:26 PM
I am hetero and I find polls attractive. They are so very very hot.
11/23/2008 4:22:05 PM
Handsome young men =/= little boys. The first is what some gays really go for, sort of like how certain elderly Christian men post personal ads wanting only college girls to pay a visit. But I bet the latter is fine and dandy with you, huh?
11/24/2008 7:54:18 PM
you guys think about shit like this way too much. you must be perverts.
11/24/2008 10:11:19 PM