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I would not be surprised by that. Homosexuals also find little boys attractive, animals attractive, their brothers attractive, and polls attractive, and bathroom stalls attractive. As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity.


revdaneeidson, CARM 34 Comments [10/31/2007 12:27:45 PM]
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#324890
szena

Jesus doesn't like it when you make shit up.

11/1/2007 10:49:35 AM

#324894
anti-nonsense

WRONG.

11/1/2007 10:52:37 AM

#324906
Dog's Best Friend

What's attractive about some annoying pollster calling you up on the phone asking who you're going to vote for?

11/1/2007 11:11:01 AM

#324916
David B.

Gosh, then I guess such a rampant hetrosexual as revdaneeidson must find little girls attractive, and his sister(s) attractive, and the back seats of Camaros attractive.

Stands to reason.

11/1/2007 11:32:37 AM

#324936
GigaGuess

"I would not be surprised by that. Homosexuals also find little boys attractive..."
No.

"...animals attractive..."
No.

"...their brothers attractive..."
Ew! God, no.

"...and polls attractive..."
You mean poles? Unless you mean the euphemism for penis, no.

"...and bathroom stalls attractive."
No.

"As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity."
No more than our straight counterparts.

Generalizations are bad, mmmkay?

11/1/2007 12:05:43 PM

#324947
approximate

Only Family Values Republicans find bathroom stalls attractive.

11/1/2007 12:47:00 PM

#324964
flipper

No, common mistake though, those are Republican congressmen.

11/1/2007 1:27:26 PM

#324966
Tomby Stone

You sure know a lot about what 'homosexuals' find attractive. Ever hear of something called 'Projection' ???

11/1/2007 1:28:33 PM

#324967
Tempus

As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity

Larry Craig really likes police officers.

And what the hell is this fascination of yours with dogs?

11/1/2007 1:28:52 PM

#324981
Old Yeller

Watch what you say about dogs, or a pit bull will eat your face.

11/1/2007 2:20:47 PM

#325000
Freboy

I suppose you know many gays, since you know so much about them?

11/1/2007 3:16:31 PM

#325008
Jake Steel

Homosexuals also find little boys attractive,
pedophiles you mental wasteland

animals attractive,
thats bestiality not homosexuality moron

their brothers attractive,
thats insest not homosexuality fucktard

and polls attractive,
what's wrong with voting?

and bathroom stalls attractive.
hey when you gotta go you gotta go...do you just shit your pants or something?

As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity.
wait....how did we get from homosexuals to dogs?

11/1/2007 3:51:46 PM

#325023
Alena

Hey, fuck you, man. I find my brother attractive. Not because I'm personally attracted to him, but because I know he's a handsome kid. What can I say? The two of us got all the good genes in the family.

On a more serious note: I'm very worried that people actually believe those kinds of things. It disturbs, upsets, and angers me, and I still don't understand how they come to those conclusions.

11/1/2007 4:29:24 PM

#325037
BurntBush

Those christians and their animal fucking. What is it with christians and their fixation on having sex with animals?

11/1/2007 5:22:23 PM

#325053
Moondog

"Homosexuals also find...polls attractive"
You mean election machines? Guy, when they said "Hanging Chad," I don't think that's what they were talking about.
"and bathroom stalls attractive."
Oh yeah, that makes sense. There both small, enclosed, and offer some privacy. But I doubt either is what gays or lesbians are attracted to, as neither is remotely human.

11/1/2007 5:59:18 PM

#325054
Axx

How do you have such an extensive knowledge to what homosexuals are attracted to...

Come out of the closet mate.

11/1/2007 6:06:36 PM

#325117
484


Really, what more is there to be said?

11/1/2007 8:56:36 PM

#325155
SSJPunk

I knew dogs Do Not Want broccoli.
I knew dogs can protect you against hackers on steroids.
I knew dogs are jealous that cats are better, and that they have the holiest of days, Caturday.
But I did not know dogs were driven by their lust into sick depravity.

I guess I learn something new every day.

11/1/2007 10:58:32 PM

#325200
WM

I must be the odd one out then. :P Because I find none of those things attractive. Then again, you're talking about "gays" and not lesbians.

11/2/2007 12:48:33 AM

#326360
Altair

Apparently, homosexual now means: Anyone with any kind of fetish that is sick and makes people hate them.

11/3/2007 12:27:51 AM

#382453
Gjervan

HOMOSEXUALITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

@Dog's Best Friend; don't tell me you never tried to score phonesex with a pollster with a sexy voice...

1/16/2008 9:10:52 PM

#780074


That must be why McCain lost, all thoses homos screwing around at the polling places kept the good Christ-stains out.

11/23/2008 4:17:26 PM

#780079
Ronni Bom

I am hetero and I find polls attractive. They are so very very hot.

11/23/2008 4:22:05 PM

#781390
Elia

Handsome young men =/= little boys. The first is what some gays really go for, sort of like how certain elderly Christian men post personal ads wanting only college girls to pay a visit. But I bet the latter is fine and dandy with you, huh?

11/24/2008 7:54:18 PM

#781708
Canadiest

you guys think about shit like this way too much. you must be perverts.

11/24/2008 10:11:19 PM
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