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If you have trained properly, this may never happen to your child, but if it does come to this, you are not helpless. The soul of your child needs to be punished. He feels the need to suffer for his misdeeds. What I am telling you is well understood by the most reprobate of modern psychiatrists and psychologists. They call it a “guilt complex.” Children and adults in this state of mind often do harm to themselves. Their anger is turned inward because they hate the bad person they know themselves to be. Their soul is crying out for justice to be done to the self. They don’t know what is happening, and they will not voluntarily seek punishment, but their soul needs judgment. When your child is in the first throes of this debilitating condition, be kind enough to punish him. Care enough and love enough to pay the emotional sacrifice to give him ten to fifteen licks that will satisfy his need to experience payback.



mike pearl, no greater joy 46 Comments [10/30/2007 9:51:01 PM]
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#323923
Necronomikron

What? Children gain a guilt complex from being overpunished, and your solution is to punish them more?

Someone PLEASE call child services, AGAIN on this fucker.

10/30/2007 9:52:27 PM

#323928
Rykey

Wow. Just, wow. Sadism as parenting?

10/30/2007 9:58:25 PM

#323929
Jack Bauer

Worst. Parenting. Ever.

10/30/2007 9:59:00 PM

#323948
approximate

I hope your children murder you in your sleep. Tonight.

10/30/2007 10:09:42 PM

#323952
Rhys

Wrong. The anger is only turned inwards because you beat them. Wait a few years when they are old enough to fight back. Hope that you are the only one that they then take it out on, and not innocent people who may be around.

10/30/2007 10:11:13 PM

#323957
Osiris

Your child is forming a mental problem from being beat too much? Well beat the problem out of them. All this and more within "Parenting for Fundie Idiots".

10/30/2007 10:14:24 PM

#323959
JD

"No greater joy than torturing and punishing those too young to know better"

10/30/2007 10:20:51 PM

#323972
Goosey

What I am telling you is well understood by the most reprobate of modern psychiatrists and psychologists.

That may actually be true. Real psychologists, however, well understand that the concept of reward of the other is far more useful.

10/30/2007 10:36:11 PM

#323984
GigaGuess

And thus the vicious circle continues. You are a monster. I hope your children dump you in the cheapest nursing home they can find.

Provided you don't beat them to death, first. In that case, I hope your cellmate has a dick like a fire hydrant.

10/30/2007 10:46:55 PM

#323986
Level10

Oh, yes. Spank me, I've been a bad boy.

10/30/2007 10:49:30 PM

#323989
Fanatic-Templar

Can you not find any fulfillment in your life without ruining others?

10/30/2007 10:49:52 PM

#323998
TrickTrack

I hope that, if reincarnation is real, that I will be reincarnated into a fundie's child, if only because I want to experience firsthand the pain and screaming of a tortured fundie woken from sleep by a vicious drill in the ear.

10/30/2007 10:55:50 PM

#323999
TrickTrack

Muheheh.

10/30/2007 10:56:05 PM

#324018
Jake Steel

wow, just when I thought Freuds theories couldn't sound any more insane, someone let a fundie get a hold of them...

on a side note, do you even know what reprobate means?

10/30/2007 11:51:09 PM

#324072


Mike, care to answer two points in your reasoning which are conflicting. One, if children are trained, as animals, they can't be "punished", as accountable human beings. Make up your mind.
Guilt complex, second point, is not something positive and it's not what you explained. Guilt complex is an UNNATURAL obsession with something that the subject feels it's their fault. It's a serious psychiatric problem because, normally, people are able to overcome their guilt when they genuinely have made something worng. That's the shortest explanation. In other words, if you were training a child, it shouldn't feel it(animals don't have guilt complex). And if you're admitting that children taught this way have "guilt complex", then, there is a serious psychological problem.

10/31/2007 2:24:14 AM

#324078
apYrs

"A swift swat with a light, flexible instrument will sting without bruising ..." so no marks for the child protection agents to see.

BASTARD!! DIAF

10/31/2007 2:47:55 AM

#324080
apYrs

"But if you have lost fellowship with your children and they are past puberty, they are probably too old"

and they may beat shit out of you and make you EAT the fucking rubber hose..

sorry but his cowardice is plain

10/31/2007 2:49:53 AM

#324132
szena

Modern psychology does not consider a "guilt complex" to be a good and necessary thing. Stop trying to pretend psychology agrees with you.

10/31/2007 5:04:46 AM

#324140
Lupine

Pearl's back. I was hoping we'd never see him again.

Still a child-abusing asshat.

10/31/2007 5:24:09 AM

#324153
Blackvoice

Give me that stick and bend over, please. I mean, if it works with children, it may as well work on you. Bad boy!

10/31/2007 5:48:57 AM

#324166
Doctor Whom

Mike, come with me. I'm going to take you to the back porch of the Eagle, where those big men in leather are going to beat the fundy out of you. You know deep down that you want them to.

10/31/2007 6:11:22 AM

#324193
Freboy

So you take your child's self-hatred unto yourself. That's very... christian of you.

But it may be better to just tell your child there is nothing wrong with him and that you love him. It worked dandy for my parents.

Yet, you may have to cope with your child becoming a profoundly un-traumatized agnostic and a scientist.

10/31/2007 6:56:58 AM

#324205
cyborgtroy

Kid: "I don't think I'm a good person."

Fundy: "It's okay, I'll whip you!"

He later hangs himself.

10/31/2007 7:41:13 AM

#324239
Mudflappus

By all that's right and decent I'd love to take a bullwhip and give Mr. Pearl 15 licks. Just because. Then again, this motherfucker is apparently a sadist anyway.

10/31/2007 8:48:30 AM

#324334
Old Viking

Oh, the sheer, unbridled exuberance of fundies. The intelligence. The love of life. They have it all.

10/31/2007 11:21:26 AM
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