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Pants on women are adulterous in nature, and cause men to lust and sin. Jesus made this clear in Matthew 5:28, "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Women who wear pants deliberately cause men to lust, and commit the sin of adultery. It is this spirit of fornication which has caused tens-of-millions of unwanted pregnancies in the United States, and 48,000,000 abortions in America. Rock-n-Roll, Big Band, and the roaring 20's are much to blame. Along with these swingy types of music came dancing, one of the biggest sins of all. Billy Sunday was right to preach against dancing, and by the way... ALL dancing is dirty dancing unless it's between a husband and wife in the privacy of their home.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior.com 54 Comments [10/13/2007 1:58:40 AM]
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#308819
Norb Bippus

Wow, I didn't realize that dancing started in the 1920's...
You learn something new every day, I suppose...

10/13/2007 2:24:09 AM

#308823
Zoony The Lazoon

In my (not inconsiderable) experience of such matters, by far the majority of fornication takes place in the absence of pants......

10/13/2007 2:37:14 AM

#308824
cool cats

So, if I put on hot pants and dance around you I could quite possibly destroy your soul? That might be a worthy experiment to undertake.

I'll choose the music and it won't be that dreary stuff that you fundies love to play on hammond organs either.




I'm seriously beginning to doubt that this guy is for real, I nominate this as best parody ever, and say this doesn't belong on FSTDT.

If this is not a parody, what is your favorite color for hot pants, David?


10/13/2007 2:41:12 AM

#308830
cool cats


10/13/2007 3:11:00 AM

#308843
Laurel

Fundies won't have sex standing up because god might think they're dancing.

10/13/2007 3:42:43 AM

#308849
meganz

jesus christ you xtians need to control your penis. It's just leaping out of your pants, all the time, obivously!

10/13/2007 3:59:40 AM

#308855
balom


10/13/2007 4:12:12 AM

#308869
Brain_In_A_Jar

Pants on women are adulterous in nature, and cause men to lust and sin. Jesus made this clear in Matthew 5:28, "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

Am I being slow here, or does that passage actually say fuck all about pants?

10/13/2007 4:37:51 AM

#308877
Heather

could I get a real man's point of view here? anyone? which would you find sexier and more likely to lead to lustful thoughts? a woman wearing baggy, oversized, elasticated-waist trousers or a woman wearing a mini-skirt? (assuming she's got the legs for a mini-skirt)

10/13/2007 4:57:47 AM

#308890
Prager

I bet there's an entire team of psychiatrists working on Dave.

10/13/2007 5:44:38 AM

#308900
Martin

Matthew 5:28 confuses me, doesn't it imply that the sin is with the man?

10/13/2007 6:13:37 AM

#308919
anevilmeme

Imagine a sit com starring this guy and Bro Randy.

Oh and Heather, need you ask?

10/13/2007 6:33:42 AM

#308925


If men can't control their urges, there isn't free will, and they're not sining, therefore. It's like blaming Bill Gates for the theft or black people for racism.

10/13/2007 6:44:48 AM

#308940
Brain_In_A_Jar

could I get a real man's point of view here? anyone? which would you find sexier and more likely to lead to lustful thoughts? a woman wearing baggy, oversized, elasticated-waist trousers or a woman wearing a mini-skirt? (assuming she's got the legs for a mini-skirt)

It's not that simple. Some girls look better in one, some in the other. But, then again, if I think a particular girl is a hottie, that probably wont change no matter what she wears! Ultimately, clothing only amplifies what's already there.

10/13/2007 7:04:59 AM

#308944
protowhalepig

Women who wear pants deliberately...

As opposed to those who wear them accidentally?

10/13/2007 7:18:43 AM

#308946
Sideshow Bob

Spoken like a 1950s PSA.

10/13/2007 7:22:50 AM

#308952
szena

That must be why all the streetwalkers I see are dressed in pants.


10/13/2007 7:30:37 AM

#308994
Caustic Gnostic

This is how stone-washed denim came about, right? I mean, if pants committed adultery, they were stoned, right?


10/13/2007 8:43:39 AM

#309041
MDMcGee

Wait a second...I'm confused. I'm a single male, and I look at women with lust all the time. Against whom am I committing adultery? The wife I don't have? If anyone has a good answer, let me know.

10/13/2007 9:51:25 AM

#309059
b. beau brinker

Er, didn't David dance in one of the psalms?

10/13/2007 10:36:39 AM

#309092
Osiris

Wrong on nearly everything.

10/13/2007 11:37:38 AM

#309139
Fanatic-Templar

No, that meant that if you lust after a woman, you are being adulterous. Not her. If you believe in Jesus, anyway.

10/13/2007 1:17:18 PM

#309165
menopausal bitch

Hey, David - I'm going to a dance tonight, at the community center. They'll be playing swingy type music, my hubby and I will drink, and I'll dance with other men.
Do these pants make my ass look fat?

10/13/2007 2:11:38 PM

#309233
Sophie

Last time I checked, I wear trousers because they're comfortable, not to attract men. Also, what the fuck does that verse have to do with trousers, shit-for-brains? It's talking about the man, he's the one that's lusting, and it doesn't say the woman is causing anything. Nor is she sinning.

Blah bla, fucking blah. Stop pretending you're a prophet, or that you know anything. You're just a self-righteous twat, and we couldn't care less what you think is a sin.

10/13/2007 4:03:42 PM

#309237
Adrian

Did some idiot clone Randy?

10/13/2007 4:09:51 PM
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