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To be an evolutionist/atheist, you must have faith in and defend the "Big Bang" story, no matter how impossible that event may be. Evolutionists claim to believe that the entire Universe originated when a tiny, spinning, infinitely dense magic ball of matter exploded. They have no proof of this event, no evidence suggesting it, no witnesses, and they haven't developed a plausible theory of where this matter came from, of course... but it's an intriguing fiction nonetheless.

evolutionisforidiots.com, www.evolutionisforidiots.com 39 Comments [10/13/2007 1:57:52 AM]
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#308813
Robbie

If by "no evidence" you mean "an insurmountable amount of extremely leading evidence", then yes. Those two seem to be pretty much interchangeable in Fundieland.

10/13/2007 2:00:27 AM

#308814
cool cats

Yet another fundy confuses evolution with cosmology, and faith with evidence.

10/13/2007 2:03:42 AM

#308822
agentCDE

Yeah, and I'm going to listen to a backwards, moronic imbecile who can't even get his branches of science right, much less not make a logical fallacy in the first fifteen words he types.

10/13/2007 2:35:34 AM

#308827
Ex-Fundie

Of course there's no such thing as background microwave radiation and redshift pointing to an expanding universe. Just like there are no fossils, genetic evidence, or observed adaptation and speciation pointing to evolution. Just close your eyes really tight, keep telepathing your god and pretending the overwhelming evidence will go away and maybe you'll get lucky. And perhaps before the evidence disappears, I'll be elected president of the galaxy (a job I should by no means be allowed to do).

10/13/2007 3:06:19 AM

#308889
Mike

And of course there's empirical evidence for your God outside the Bible. There isn't? Too bad.

10/13/2007 5:43:49 AM

#308918


To be a good scientist, you have to stop making strawmen.

10/13/2007 6:32:22 AM

#308921
anevilmeme

Science doesn't require faith, only evidence which we have overwealming amounts for both the big bang and evolution. What evidence do you have?

10/13/2007 6:37:08 AM

#308974
Prager

And the magic man in the sky theory is supported by what?

10/13/2007 7:58:59 AM

#308979
Caustic Gnostic

No such claim is made.

Thanks for playing though. For your consolation prize, we offer Hawking's A Brief History of Time.

10/13/2007 8:06:04 AM

#308993
Sgt Friday

What do cosmology and biology have in common? Idiots.

10/13/2007 8:42:10 AM

#309017
Bork

Why must I have faith in big bang? From a scientific point of view accepting
that you don´t know something is preferable to making shit up.

10/13/2007 9:23:04 AM

#309030
Count Spatula

Evolution != Big Bang. End of story asshat.

10/13/2007 9:35:33 AM

#309089
Osiris

You have no proof that anything in the Bible is true. Why should that be any different?

10/13/2007 11:36:26 AM

#309274
Current

Evoltuionist and atheist are not synonyms, there can be atlternative theories that don't requre God, Evolution is not cosmology, it was not a "magic ball" and it wasn't spinning, background radiation shows compelling evidence for the Big Bang, and you are not one to be calling someone else's theories fiction. Did I miss anything?

10/13/2007 5:07:41 PM

#309283
Old Viking

These people are dead set against belief in impossible events.

10/13/2007 5:19:47 PM

#309373
anti-nonsense

Actually, we do have evidence for the Big Bang, do you have evidence for your imaginary friend? Didn't think so.

10/13/2007 8:24:29 PM

#309405
Brian X

Noooooo... you need to believe that to be a credible astronomer or astrophysicist. Evolutionism, such as it is an ism, cares only about what's happened here on earth. And atheism takes no position -- most atheists are big-bangers and evolutionists, but there are a few that are way, way, WAY out there.

10/13/2007 9:28:40 PM

#309448
ArmandT

Same could be said for creationism.

"To be creationist, you must have faith in and defend the Bible's stories, no matter how impossible that event may be. Creationists says that Go created the Earth and all its beings in six days. They have no proof of this event, no evidence suggesting it, no witnesses, and the Bible is incredibly unreliable, of course... but it's an intriguing fiction nonetheless."

10/13/2007 10:19:31 PM

#309451
Darwin

It is far too easy to find food in this world.

10/13/2007 10:21:48 PM

#309496
Mayhem

Hi. Let me introduce you.

Pot...Kettle.
Kettle...Pot.

10/13/2007 11:04:49 PM

#309612
cyborgtroy

No, you don't need anything to be an atheist. It's great. It's cheap.

10/14/2007 2:02:55 AM

#309923
-i

No proof at all. http://xkcd.com/store/ - see the "Science - it works, bitches!"-t shirt.

10/14/2007 12:22:43 PM

#336330


"To be an evolutionist/atheist, you must have faith in and defend the "Big Bang" story, no matter how impossible that event may be.

So the Big Bang is impossible but "Goddidit" is not impossible? Mmmkay...

Evolutionists claim to believe that the entire Universe originated when a tiny, spinning, infinitely dense magic ball of matter exploded.



They have no proof of this event, no evidence suggesting it,

Ever heard of background radiation?

no witnesses,

Duh, NOTHING would be alive at the big bang.

and they haven't developed a plausible theory of where this matter came from, of course...

Where did God come from?

but it's an intriguing fiction nonetheless."

Ditto with your Bible.

11/15/2007 9:58:39 AM

#485709
cyborgtroy

I actually think the Big Bang is bullshit. However, until a more plausible theory is thought of, I will weakly believe it.

Also, even if the Big Bang was completely disproven, evolution would still be true. They are not related AT ALL

5/3/2008 11:58:49 PM

#585532
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Big Bang != Evolution, and both have more evidence than you can possibly imagine, Fundy!

7/13/2008 3:22:20 PM
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