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God first created the earth before he created the sun, moon, and stars. logically, the first thing that is created is naturally the center of the creation and everything else revolves around it. if the sun is the center of our galaxy, then God would have created the Earth and just have it stationary until the sun came into existence. he would have had to jump-start the earth's rotations and orbit once he created the sun. obviously, God could do this, but it doesn't make sense.

nicodemus snow, housechurch.org 38 Comments [10/9/2007 7:05:37 AM]
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#304892
El Duderino

yes, and that's not cool because making sense is very important to you

10/9/2007 7:11:43 AM

#304893
Tiny Bulcher

Yeah, but, no, but .... the sun isn't the centre of our galaxy.

And the universe doesn't have a centre.

10/9/2007 7:13:13 AM

#304903
Laurel

Gosh, Beav, it sure doesn't make sense! Think really hard now...Why might that be?

10/9/2007 7:17:40 AM

#304913
Sideshow Bob

Dhalsim isn't this reaching.

10/9/2007 7:24:03 AM

#304917
alan

oh, THAT'S what doesn't make sense. Oh dear.

10/9/2007 7:27:01 AM

#304951
EL Guapo

Before I bake my tater-tots and hot dogs in the toaster oven, I sometimes make a salad. The damndest thing is that the salad always ends up in the center of my kitchen table, with my dogs and tot satellites revolving around it. Although this makes the application of condiments more difficult, it happens infallibly, and I am forced to accept as a universal law that whatever is made first just ends up in the middle of the other things. So to my thinking, Nicodemus has a point.

10/9/2007 7:44:16 AM

#304958
inmate22841

Didn't Copernicus and the Pope sort this out 500 years ago?


10/9/2007 7:50:04 AM

#304971
Mister Spak

"God could do this, but it doesn't make sense."

Nothing in this post makes sense.

10/9/2007 8:04:29 AM

#304974
Caustic Gnostic

Yeah, there is a slot at the north pole where he inserted the crank.

10/9/2007 8:06:14 AM

#304999
Nutz

I have a feeling that this guy's knowledge of cosmology falls somewhat short of a second grade level. Seems like he doesn't even realize that our galaxy is quite a bit bigger than our solar system.

Also, judging just by the small bit of universe we've poked around in already it would seem that 'God' has a thing for TONS of extra crap, so I wouldn't put it past him to not make the Earth the center of all creation.

10/9/2007 8:18:26 AM

#305016
Delmania

No, seriously, just no. To claim that the earth is the physical center of the universe represents one of the highest forms of denial. It's not a faith issue, because we can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the earth revolves around the sun.
As for the earth as the "spiritual center" of the universe, I suppose you could make that claim, but it would rely on the earth being the only planet on which there is life of any sort.

10/9/2007 8:28:07 AM

#305037
Seamus D

"but it doesn't make sense"

Neither does anything else you wrote here.

10/9/2007 8:45:37 AM

#305043


That the earth would be totally dark despite the fact that, according to the Bible, the first thing that God made was the LIGHT, because there were no sun or stars, doesn't make sense either.

10/9/2007 8:50:02 AM

#305070
Eric

How small we really are
I was waiting for an excuse to post that.


For being the most important thing in the universe we're pretty small. And is it just simpler to say that your holy book was written by people who just didn't know how vast the cosmos is and just assumed that they were the center of the universe. I just can't get over how arrogant that is.

10/9/2007 9:13:57 AM

#305130
Osiris

It doesn't matter how logical your argument is, we have the evidence.

10/9/2007 10:22:38 AM

#305133
Mudflappus

Open your danm eyes and look around. Do you see how things work? Do you have a hard time grasping this reality just because it doesn't jive with what you've been told? Say, there might just be a reason for this! Hmmmm, what could it be?'
Maybe . . . . Satan?

10/9/2007 10:24:22 AM

#305154
pbagosy

"God... doesn't make sense."

Right.

-pb

10/9/2007 10:43:18 AM

#305158
anevilmeme

Posts like this fill me with such warm fuzzy feelings about homeschooling.

"If the sun is the center of our galaxy...."

It isn't. Next?


10/9/2007 10:45:35 AM

#305164
NonProphet

If this guy isn't a Poe, he's a prime candidate for cluebattery in the first degree.

10/9/2007 10:48:03 AM

#305274
Berny

"obviously, God could do this, but it doesn't make sense."

If making sense was important you wouldn't have posted this tripe in the first place.
The sun is not the center of the galaxy and neither is the earth.
Both of these are observable facts.
The rest of your post is simply bullshit.
I pity children who are homeskooled these kinds of "facts".
It makes me wish there were standardized exams even fundie homeskoolers would be forced to pass to get any kind of credits for homeskooling.
It might prevent this kind of tragedy.

10/9/2007 12:00:13 PM

#305323
Old Viking

This guy is out there somewhere, walking among us.

10/9/2007 1:01:41 PM

#305363
Mike

YOU FAIL A ASTRONOMY!

10/9/2007 1:32:17 PM

#305440
tracer

Good lack-of-God, it's a Geocentrist.

10/9/2007 3:04:33 PM

#305450
Delmania

Even the Bible disagrees with you. Taken from your precious KJV:

1:2 Genesis
The earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the waters.
1:3 Genesis
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

Note the bolded section.

10/9/2007 3:10:56 PM

#305454
Freboy

Speaking of making sense:

Any point could be plotted as the centre of the universe, but that would give...

- the planets of our solar system some bizarre orbits
- the most distant galaxies unimaginable velocities

Makes sense to you?

10/9/2007 3:16:26 PM
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