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[If I've been "intelligently" designed, then why are my digestive and respiratory intakes linked? If a designer had avoided this, many fewer choking deaths would have occured over the years. ]

Why don't YOU design a plan to separate the digestive and respiratory paths, and then have a plastic surgeon work the plan on yourself. Then, when you have healed up, please tell us all about it.

Accident Reconstruction Man, amazon.com discussions 46 Comments [10/8/2007 12:14:06 PM]
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#304108
Necronomikron

That has nothing to do with the current topic, you know?

10/8/2007 12:14:51 PM

#304112
happymealungen

Nawww, is he being mean to your imaginary friend?

10/8/2007 12:17:22 PM

#304115
Brain_In_A_Jar

Holy Missed Points, Batman!

It's not hard to imagine such a creature - if the lungs were simply placed behind the stomach instead of in front, and the nose and throat were not interconnected, there would be no need for the trachea and oesophagus to pass through each other.

10/8/2007 12:19:04 PM

#304132
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Typical fundie: respond to a rational question by getting your knickers in a twist and rant off with something totally inane.

10/8/2007 12:32:46 PM

#304133
Fed Up

But I thought God was all knowing...

10/8/2007 12:35:08 PM

#304134
Mister Spak

But that would make him a more intelligent designer than your invisible spook.

10/8/2007 12:35:09 PM

#304136
Freboy

A real bully's reply.

"Why don't you leave him alone?"
"Why don't you shut up before I crush your nose?"

But just to stay on the rational side, if that surgery was possible, the only real drawback would be social conventions.

10/8/2007 12:36:17 PM

#304146
Papabear

Another ID fan misses the point completely.

10/8/2007 12:45:35 PM

#304171
Osiris

Why can't God do it? He's God.

10/8/2007 1:06:24 PM

#304179
HeathenAngel

TOTALLY missed the fucking point.. huh?

10/8/2007 1:09:59 PM

#304201
Doctor Whom

Maybe you should wear platform shoes when you have these discussions, so that the point will stop going over your head.

10/8/2007 1:26:52 PM

#304209
Caustic Gnostic

Aw man, I want a blowhole in the back of my head! That way, I can sing as I eat.


10/8/2007 1:38:34 PM

#304222
YOU

Actually, I did design a plan to separate the digestive and respiratory paths, and then have a plastic surgeon work the plan on myself. It worked out very nicely, thank you very much. :-)

10/8/2007 1:50:41 PM

#304229
Callyn

Wouldn't it be easier to just ask a dolphin? They seem to deal well without having their mouth connected to their lungs.

10/8/2007 2:04:51 PM

#304234
opethiandays

well, good idea in not interconnecting them, but i kinda feel good knowing that if i get a stuffy nose, i can still breath ;) you'd need some sort of redundency for breathing, otherwise it would probably be bette the way it is

10/8/2007 2:12:03 PM

#304243


And why don't we walk in four legs, for that matter?

10/8/2007 2:28:18 PM

#304263
agentCDE

LALALALALA LOOK AT ME DODGING THE QUESTION except, you know, totally fucking it up

10/8/2007 2:50:35 PM

#304269
Old Viking

Fundy debate technique #14.

10/8/2007 2:59:52 PM

#304281
Level10

1) Insert valve in front of neck
2) Close off entrance to windpipe in throat
3) ???
4) PROFIT

10/8/2007 3:13:37 PM

#304294
Eric

Um, there are creatures with that configuration and it works quite well thank you. They are whales and dolphins. Does that mean they are your god's favorite creature. It wouldn't surprise me any.

10/8/2007 3:30:08 PM

#304301
skyotter

you're admitting that a guy on the internet and a random plastic surgeon can do a better job than "God"?

good to know!

10/8/2007 3:45:09 PM

#304303
Not_You

Odd, how creationism doesn't explain it very well, but evolution explains it perfectly... Humans have much worse layout for the esophagus and trachea/larynx than do most mammals. Why? Because we are bipedal, for one, but mainly because we have made sacrifices in order to be able to speak better. So, we can speak pretty well, and run a high risk of choking, while other animals don't choke very often but can't talk for shit.

10/8/2007 3:46:18 PM

#304312
Detrs

I get home, relax, then come here, and I find this nut has like 5 quotes on the front page.

Who is he, and why the fuck is he so stupid?

10/8/2007 4:02:29 PM

#304354
Luan

Wow! This cunt's on a fuckin' roll!

10/8/2007 5:02:02 PM

#304389
PhantasyElementz

A notable dodge of a question, I must admit.

"Hey, how come humans are so STUPIDLY designed?"

"Err, YOUR MOM. HA. HA HA."

10/8/2007 5:51:56 PM
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