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Craig Venter group is in a position to create many new species via gene splicing. They even applied for patents for the processes.

With intelligent input, new species don't take 3.5Ba to create new species.

If Craig's scientists can create new species, so could God.

Creationists are right after all.

T. Nguyen, amazon.com discussions 39 Comments [10/7/2007 9:57:26 PM]
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#304375
Madame Scarlet

Sure, God could create new species, if he existed.

10/8/2007 5:35:21 PM

#304443
King Duncan

Or,
you're a retard. Based on the other works of yours I've read, guess which way I'm leaning.
Also, if scientists, the product of (at most 6000 years by YOUR logic) only centuries of research can make life, it could certainly randomly occur given billions of years. So thanks for arguing our point.

10/8/2007 7:03:44 PM

#304464
Mr. Saturday

Scientists have killed your God. It's over. Just let it go, for the betterment of mankind.

10/8/2007 7:18:47 PM

#304502
tracer

Why is it that every time a piece of biology news hits the presses, all the Creationists come out of the woodwork?

10/8/2007 7:48:55 PM

#304503
DarthWang

We can create lightning in a laboratory, so that means Zeus can too. Greek polytheists were right all along.

10/8/2007 7:49:54 PM

#304521
Oriet

So, why did god make us so messed up? I mean, what the fuck is the appendix even for? Seems he can't design things so well. At least we know the scientists are being careful and methodical in their work, so they'll likely be doing a better job than you god in no time.

10/8/2007 8:21:59 PM

#304643
Ansem the Wise

Marry me, Mike.

Also, ... does this guy never quit?

10/8/2007 11:34:11 PM

#304811
Adrian

Nitpicking, but... 3.5 billions years is the time life has been existing on Earth. Speciation takes far, far less time.

10/9/2007 3:28:57 AM

#305803
cyborgtroy

But that also means God used science's methods which were developed by man. So, God couldn't possibly have created the other animals until he created Man and then created some other animals to splice together.

10/9/2007 9:11:33 PM

#305852
anti-nonsense

except, you still haven't proven that Gawd exists.

10/9/2007 10:08:58 PM

#361948
Zack

I think some of you mates are jumping to conclusions too fast. Read literally, this guy is suggesting that god created new species via gene splicing -- which is fascinatingly weird if you ask me.

12/15/2007 7:47:52 AM

#390239
Alfred

Problem is, he doesn't exist.

1/24/2008 11:24:02 PM

#1174126
Anonymous Tau

I knew it!

Venter is a god!

6/30/2010 7:43:25 PM

#1174138
Nowonmai

So, now your god is a gene sequencer? *boggle*

6/30/2010 8:16:05 PM
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