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It is time 2 know our weapons. Its time 2 learn the scriptures for they are as sharp as a double edge sword.

EVANGELIST 4 CHRIST , Myspace 46 Comments [10/7/2007 9:48:26 PM]
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#303595
Necronomikron

Irony that he mentions double edged sword...

10/7/2007 9:49:10 PM

#303596
Goosey

Don't we have an Unintentional Truth Award?

10/7/2007 9:51:28 PM

#303597
dpareja

Goosey: Not too sure about that; they're more like a single-edged sword that can't be held without pointing the edge toward yourself.

10/7/2007 9:54:59 PM

#303598
Brian X

The only thing sharp about Scripture is when the edge of the page gives you a paper cut. Otherwise it's a collection of books 2+ millennia old that need lots of interpretation to relate to modern life.

10/7/2007 9:56:25 PM

#303601
LM

Our chief weapon is surprise!

...Surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....

Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpr.... I'll come in again.

10/7/2007 10:02:31 PM

#303617
Azrael

That's a pretty dull sword...

10/7/2007 10:33:22 PM

#303624
Papabear

Curious metaphor that double-edged sword.

Plus, the scriptures are a dull, bent sword made of chrome-plated Korean cheese.

10/7/2007 10:42:15 PM

#303627
Caustic Gnostic

I always liked the metaphor, "sharp as a bowling ball".

10/7/2007 10:44:55 PM

#303629
Seamus D

Also, it's time to learn something about grammar, punctuation, and mechanics.

10/7/2007 10:46:46 PM

#303637
PhantasyElementz

Numbers 11:19-20
"Now the Lord will give you meat, and you will eat it. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, ten, or twenty days, but for a whole month - until it comes out of your nostrils and you loathe it - because you have rejected the Lord, who is among you..."

I'm just not seeing it.

10/7/2007 10:55:14 PM

#303643
Fanatic-Templar

Ha ha ha!

This one is funny in the 'inadvertantly clever' way.

Though I'm surprised he didn't call it a '2 edge sword'. Seems he only uses numbers when it's not appropriate.

10/7/2007 11:03:11 PM

#303648
Osiris

Too bad I know how to counter you sacred book: fire.

10/7/2007 11:09:45 PM

#303652
Detrs

You have no idea what that turn of phrase means, do you?

10/7/2007 11:14:27 PM

#303654
Viva

You know, as a xtian shouldn't, you know about the scriptures already?

10/7/2007 11:20:35 PM

#303655
Amorrn

@Viva
You're giving Christians way too much credit. You're assuming that most of them actually read the bible. They don't. They believe it because they have been told to.

10/7/2007 11:27:40 PM

#303659
Julian

And given the fundies don't have a handle, this has gotta hurt!

10/8/2007 12:02:18 AM

#303660
Julian

Time to drop the H-bomb of truth on these primitive fuckers!

btw all, the knob end is paraphrasing Ephesians 6.

I much prefer the crap about donning the breastplate of righteousness myself.


10/8/2007 12:02:59 AM

#303668
Old Viking

As I've noted before, whenever the scriptural verses start flying I know I've won.

10/8/2007 12:19:48 AM

#303676
Beccs

It is time to start writing properly in English again.

10/8/2007 12:39:54 AM

#303690
Sophie

This reminds of that scene in the movie 'Saved!' where one of the characters screams, holding a Bible - "this is not a weapon!"

It may be a movie, but it's true. The Bible is not a weapon.

10/8/2007 1:25:32 AM

#303694
The Jamo

Its time 2 learn the scriptures...

It's time to learn English too. You won't convince anyone of your intellectual superiority by replacing words with numbers... trust me on that.

10/8/2007 1:29:38 AM

#303702
Razark

Number of keystrokes saves by substituting "2" for "to": two

Is it really worth it to type like that and make yourself look like an illiterate ass?

Even more so when trying to discuss a _book_?

10/8/2007 1:39:58 AM

#303725
Classic

"THESE GILDED EDGES ARE SHARP!"

10/8/2007 2:19:36 AM

#303749
dworkin

So?
The truth of Valen is a three edged sword.
So sayeth Kosh.

10/8/2007 3:10:58 AM

#303786
Amanda

Nothing compares 2 yooooouuuuu...
I've always liked Prince.

10/8/2007 4:32:56 AM
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