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THERE IS NO GAY DNA! HOMOSEXUALS ARE NOT RIGHT WITH GOD, AND ARE BOUND FOR HELL. In many cases, God has already turned them over to a reprobate mind. That means they CAN NEVER BE SAVED!

The Homo Song:

It’s not ok to be gay,
It’s not ok to be a homo
God didn’t make you that way,
His Word says it’s a big no-no.

It’s not ok to be gay,
It’s not ok to be perverted,
IT’S NOT IN YOUR DNA,
You need to be converted,

campusministry, CSE Blogs 47 Comments [9/25/2007 4:08:44 AM]
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#294565
dpareja

Argh. Fail. Gays are God's form of population control: they contribute to the economy while not reproducing.


9/25/2007 4:13:49 AM
#294566
Robbie

I just spent about 20 minutes trying to find a way to make "You're an obnoxious asshole, and I would suggest you just get the hell over it" into a Barney sing-a-long, but some things are best left undisturbed.

9/25/2007 4:14:14 AM
#294578
Akage

Since when does homo rhyme with no-no?

9/25/2007 5:11:29 AM
#294579
Xotan

'And they'll know that you are Christians by your love'...or something.

Why do I have the feeling that there is a sexual latency in what you say? Could I be picking up on a suppressed sexuality that just might be gay?

9/25/2007 5:18:31 AM
#294580
Beast

It's ok to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way!

Hurray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!

http://www.tomboy.dk/ << check out the video, also on youtube.

9/25/2007 5:24:25 AM
#294588
Doctor Whom

"That means they CAN NEVER BE SAVED!"

There is one unforgivable sin: blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. Oh, yeah, and apostasy. There are two unforgivable sins: blasphemy against the Holy Ghost and apostasy. Apostasy and blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. And homosexuality. There are three -- three!-- unforgivable sins: blasphemy against the Holy Ghost, apostasy, and homosexuality, along with .... I'll come in again.

9/25/2007 6:04:46 AM
#294594
inmate22841

The Homo Song:

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!

9/25/2007 6:29:56 AM
#294604
The Tyger

All I can say is wow. I made it a quarter of the way down the page and no one disagreed. I left after readingthe moderator taking about skeptics believing their evolution magick. That entire page could be here.

9/25/2007 6:54:35 AM
#294606
Tempus

The entire page is wall to wall stupid, as far as the eye can see.

9/25/2007 6:56:26 AM
#294608
David B.

Wow, they sure don't know their bible...

Romans 1:16: "I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the salvation of everyone who believes"

1 Thessalonians 5:9: "For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ."

Titus 2:11: "For the grace of God that brings salvation has appeared to all men."

Hebrews 5:8 "Although he was a son, he learned obedience from what he suffered 9and, once made perfect, he became the source of eternal salvation for all who obey him."

Fundies can never seem to recognise the difference between following Jesus and doing what they want! They extend biblical inerrancy to their interpretation of it only, everyone else is wrong. Did they skip the bit about excessive pride or something?

9/25/2007 7:00:51 AM
#294610
Adrian




Thanks for the laugh, inmate22841, I needed it.

9/25/2007 7:04:49 AM
#294611
Amanda

Did this guy sit up all night writing that song? Why do I get the feeling he doesn't have a lot of friends?

9/25/2007 7:15:56 AM
#294613
Amanda

Sorry to double post, but I don't know why I asked "why". It's actually pretty clear to me why I feel he has no friends. (we should get that editing thing working)

9/25/2007 7:18:01 AM
#294614
Captain Janeway

Epic fail. Homosexuality is evolutionary. It is observed in MANY species, which means one of two scenarios happened:

1. The ancestor of all mammals had it as a trait, and it's been passed down through speciation.

2. After speciation, many mammal species adapted it as a useful behaviour trait.

Either way, you fail, and your bigotry stinks.

9/25/2007 7:22:24 AM
#294616


So, regardless of the fact that there has been some traits of homosexual behaviour in some animals, regardless of the fact that remains the same among cultures and that it follows a concrete pattern, they think that just because it appears that God says so in a 2500 years old book, they are worse than murders, thiefs or genocides. Logic?, I don't see any.

9/25/2007 7:31:05 AM
#294617
The Jamo

If god has influenced them then how can he, in his infinite wisdom, punish them for it? Oh, that's right, you're a fundie idiot who didn't think things through before posting. Well, ain't you a dime a dozen, eh?

9/25/2007 7:32:00 AM
#294620


"they need to be converted", wait, didn't you say that they can't be saved?

9/25/2007 7:33:11 AM
#294632
agentCDE

Doc Whom wins five (5) internets.

9/25/2007 7:53:47 AM
#294636
Prager

Someone should show this to campusministry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8i4le0BIFc

9/25/2007 7:58:42 AM
#294637
Delmania

Let's see, most Christians believe that God is intimately involved in the creation of each human being. He speaks a person in to his or her mother's womb because that person is needed at a certain moment in time.

So, if we take your belief and combine it with this one, we learn God likes to create people who have no chance of getting to Heaven, or He's a sadist who enjoys torturing people by altering their makeup so they need to sin in order to get some of the same things as other people. In response, I say.. Whisey Tango Foxtrot?

Homosexuality has been observed in the animal kingom. It's natural. Get over your latent homosexuality and accept these people for who they are: people.

9/25/2007 7:59:51 AM
#294672
Drakeal V2.0

And here we see a fellow who was rejected from the WBC for being to insane even for them. Now I've seen everything.

9/25/2007 9:23:32 AM
#294699
Mudflappus

Oh how precious! The Fundies made a little song. I bet it goes Gold on the Fundie pop record charts and will have thousands of clueless idiots with their hands in the air wvaing back and forth like fucking kelp.

9/25/2007 10:16:42 AM
#294701
Jack

Catchy!

(Technically now it's not so much His Word as St. Paul's to the Romans, but lets not split hairs.)

9/25/2007 10:19:27 AM
#294720
HomicideSIN

I'm just surprised he got the poem to rhyme.

9/25/2007 10:52:53 AM
#294721
David G

But Jack, Paul's letter is in the BIBLE, and the Bible is perfect, because the Bible says it is perfe...

oh never mind...

9/25/2007 10:55:03 AM
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