Quote# 29268
Atheist's are so immoral and stupid. If you don't read the bible how will you ever enter the kingdom of heaven. Historically speaking jesus was perfect, he sacrificed his life so we could go to heaven. The devil was angry that day, he should be because the savior was born.
Note: Although religion has hold back science, intelligence and killed many people. They weren't true christian. You are all wrong, I am right, I am the christian.
Who needs reason, logic or evidence when you have gut feeling and god. Does god even need evidence? The anwser is no. I can feel I am right, I have exprienced god, theirfore he must be real. Stuff like the big bang, evolution and basic scientific knowledge is wrong, they haven't got evidence and they have been proven wrong.
Yeah, so you can either think or have the bible. Science is second to the bible and belife is good. Faith is good. Atheist are closed minded, theist are divine and saved by jesus.
wendylove,
Dreamviews Forums 70 Comments [9/24/2007 4:20:45 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
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#294719
John
he sacrificed his life so we could go to heaven
I need a fundie, or even a normal Christian, to explain how this makes sense. Who stopped us from going to heaven before His "sacrifice"? He did! So who was he sacrificing Himself to? Himself! In other words, God closed heaven Himself, then imposed His own price on Himself, then paid the price Himself to undo His own decision.
9/25/2007 10:50:30 AM
#295011
ZugTheMegasaurus
Heh, no way this is real.
...right?
9/25/2007 8:43:30 PM
#295068
never been there
They weren't true christian. You are all wrong, I am right, I am the christian.
Goo goo g'joob!
9/25/2007 9:26:11 PM
#295209
The_Dude
How the hell did this get approved? It's so clearly a troll it's not even funny.
9/25/2007 11:13:41 PM
#297860
So...much...irony...
9/29/2007 8:22:51 PM
#515333
Tyler
Judging from wendylove's other posts at the DV forums I've read, this quote is probably a satire.
5/25/2008 10:03:36 PM
#515345
Dagger
"I am the christian."
... is it bad that my first thought upon reading this was, "I am the eggman, I am the walrus."
(And I'm calling Poe's law here)
*edit* Shit, never been there beat me to it.
5/25/2008 10:17:13 PM
#515353
Hello
Yeah this isn't a troll it's sarcasm... I remember this thread.
5/25/2008 10:23:07 PM
#515570
Canadiest
"they haven't got evidence and they have been proven wrong."
No they haven't
5/26/2008 1:21:17 AM
#515620
Odious
Apparently "belife" is good, but not spelling or grammar. Love the whole, "Atheists are closed minded" irony here!
5/26/2008 1:48:59 AM
#578860
needcatscan
Wendylove was being sarcastic, she doesn't actually believe that crap.
7/9/2008 5:27:56 AM
#578960
Cabraxas
"Yeah, so you can either think or have the bible."
Works for me,,,, I'll keep thinking
7/9/2008 8:51:07 AM
#579489
Pie Man
"You are all wrong, I am right, I am the christian."
Is that anything like "I'm the goddamn Batman"?
7/9/2008 6:59:17 PM
#952182
Huey
I particularily like the blind contradiction:
"you can either think or have the bible"
"Atheists are closed minded"
5/6/2009 11:05:16 PM
#952194
aaa
I sense a retard.
5/7/2009 12:06:49 AM
#1159273
lisamariefan
I hope you're a Poe, because if you're not, you're the biggest fail I've read in a while.
5/19/2010 5:33:49 PM
#1159306
SpacemanSpiff
poe
5/19/2010 8:41:07 PM
#1159316
louislois
Obvious Poe.
5/19/2010 10:01:42 PM
#1430709
Quantum Mechanic
I've read the babble.
It's forged, moronic crap for idiots.
8/3/2012 12:31:30 PM
#1430760
Ebon
Dude, you are mentally ill. Seek help.
8/3/2012 3:33:26 PM
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