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What the hell? All theists saved? Immoral people not true Christians? Logic and science harmful?
9/24/2007 4:22:22 PM
This has to be a troll.
9/24/2007 4:29:26 PM
Jesus wasn't perfect. It was he that said "let he who is without sin throw the first stone" and he meant no one is completely without sin. Jesus was not born the day he sacrificed his life. Those are my major beefs that I have with this post. I do like "you can either think or have the bible". Nice one.
9/24/2007 4:29:43 PM
okay wow im speechless....POE
9/24/2007 4:30:17 PM
"Who needs reason, logic or evidencewhen you have gut feeling and god. Does god even need evidence? The anwser is no. I can feel I am right, I have exprienced god, theirfore he must be real. Stuff like the big bang, evolution and basic scientific knowledge is wrong, they haven't got evidence and they have been proven wrong."
9/24/2007 4:31:18 PM
"You are all wrong, I am right, I am the christian."
Reads like a troll...
9/24/2007 4:31:51 PM
Atheist's are so immoral and stupid.
Atheism is to do with belief in God or lack thereof. Morality is something entirely separate.
If you don't read the bible how will you ever enter the kingdom of heaven.
Pascal's Wager is not the smartest approach.
Historically speaking jesus was perfect,
Historically speaking he was not. Heck, if you'd actually read the Bible you'd see that he wasn't even perfect Biblically speaking.
he sacrificed his life so we could go to heaven. The devil was angry that day, he should be because the savior was born.
A therefore A.
Note: Although religion has hold back science, intelligence and killed many people. They weren't true christian.
And I wear underwear under my kilt.
You are all wrong, I am right, I am the christian.
"Blessed are the meek..."
Who needs reason, logic or evidence when you have gut feeling and god.
I was going to say "Scientists. Law. Mathematicians." but actually, everyone.
Does god even need evidence? The anwser is no. I can feel I am right, I have exprienced god, theirfore he must be real.
I have experienced a talking seagull. That doesn't make it real.
Stuff like the big bang, evolution and basic scientific knowledge is wrong,
"I don't understand it" does not mean 'wrong'.
they haven't got evidence and they have been proven wrong.
It's hard to argue rationally when you keep lying.
Yeah, so you can either think or have the bible. Science is second to the bible and belife is good. Faith is good.
Sometimes. Other times it's downright dangerous.
Atheist are closed minded, theist are divine and saved by jesus.
Last time I checked, "questioning what one is told" is not the definition of closed minded. But then since you've shown yourself to be pretty much the archetype of fundiedom, I don't imagine you let a little thing like the definition of a word get in your way.
And, again, by your own Bible (of which I really do suggest you at least crack the spine) not all theists are saved by Jesus. Moron.
9/24/2007 4:33:14 PM
"You are all wrong, I am right"
and they call us elitist!
9/24/2007 4:44:03 PM
This is the most obvious poe I've ever read. Who approved this?
9/24/2007 4:44:28 PM
9/24/2007 4:56:50 PM
Fundies are so immoral and stupid. They think if they read their book of fairy tales they will go to an imaginary place like Narnia.
Who needs reason, logic or evidence when you're a dumb fundie? You can't make use of them anyway. I feel in my gur that the big bang and evolution is true, so I don't need any big book of fairy tales.
So yeah, you can either think or have the bible. If you have the bible you will be a lamebrain like Wendylove here.
9/24/2007 4:56:51 PM
Obvious troll is obvious.
9/24/2007 4:59:38 PM
So it's a Poe.
I can feel I am right
That's the COCAINE talking, nothing else.
I have exprienced god, theirfore he must be real
Really, it's not a good idea to goofball. The barbiturates make you even stupider.
Have a nice cuppa tea, and read the newspaper or something. That'll level you out.
9/24/2007 5:00:53 PM
Goosey beat me to it...
9/24/2007 5:07:10 PM
9/24/2007 5:20:13 PM
Oh Wendylove.Why don't you and I experience(spelling corrected pro bono)God. It will be"stuff like the big bang"nudge nudge wink wink.
9/24/2007 5:20:15 PM
Whatever, dear. But if you don't have reason, logic or evidence, you at least need some basic understanding of grammar and spelling. Sheesh!
9/24/2007 5:23:23 PM
I'm going to call poe
9/24/2007 5:23:48 PM
[/i]theist are divine and saved by jesus.[i]
Except for the Jews, Muslims, Bhuddists, Catholics, Mormons, Hindus, Pagans, Wiccans, Diest, and maybe some Agnostics.
9/24/2007 5:25:05 PM
Goddamn it! Can't the public mods recognize a Poe anymore?
9/24/2007 5:27:59 PM
This looks like a joke, and a damned good one at that.
But if it turns out not to be a joke, I nominate this for Fundamentalism In A Nutshell. Screw that, Post Of The Month!
9/24/2007 5:43:43 PM
HAS to be a poe, I agree
9/24/2007 6:25:20 PM
I would rather be counted with the atheists than with the likes of you. I'd be willing to bet you're as much of a two faced back stabbing pile of ardvaark shit as any other Pop Culture Born Again that I've ever encountered.
9/24/2007 6:31:37 PM
Stephen Colbert would be proud of your gut thinking.
9/24/2007 6:44:00 PM
@ninjacat11: So should we give this one the "Truthiness for Jesus" award?
Granted, it's more likely to be a Poe.
9/24/2007 7:32:35 PM
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