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That means that public school systems could have the bible as it used to be and should be, and discussion of science would deal truthfully that 'evolution' isnt even a theory, let alone fact. Its more of a fraud than Michael Moores fake documentaries.

Public schools should be talking science, which means considering what the bible says literally about how mankind came to be on this earth.

To attempt to silence biblical creationism in public school science class is exactly on par with the mentality of the Taliban, forcing a narrow minded point of view on captive subjects.

The reason? sex. the teaching of evolution is about sex, for sex.

BradleyTS, Military.com 32 Comments [9/23/2007 6:41:22 PM]
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#293363
Incubusion

Dogma=/=science. Please, don't try and play in the realm of science.

9/23/2007 6:46:20 PM

#293389
dpareja

Well, if we're only silencing biblical creationism, that still leaves the door open for all sorts of stuff to be discussed. Hardly narrow-minded if you ask me.

9/23/2007 7:20:16 PM

#293400
Osiris

Can we please stop posting this guy? I get the idea: if people believe in evolution they will have sex.

9/23/2007 7:30:09 PM

#293407
Amanda

Where did this sex thing come from, and why do people keep bringing it up? Or is this the same guy? Also, are you implying that Michael Moore's documentaries don't exist?

9/23/2007 7:33:15 PM

#293412
BurntBush

Sex? I didn't see that one coming.

9/23/2007 7:37:44 PM

#293420
DarthFurious

"To attempt to silence biblical creationism in public school science class is exactly on par with the mentality of the Taliban, forcing a narrow minded point of view on captive subjects."

Unbe-fucking-lievable... You filthy brain-damaged cult-sucking fundie fucktards would scrap the constitution TOMORROW if you thought for two seconds you could get away with it. You'd burn the library of congress and the smithsonian institute just like you did the library of alexandria. You'd stone children and burn women at the stake, all with that filthy bullshit-serene look of piety on your monkey faces.

Go fuck yourself in the ass with your filthy bullshit fairy tale book of lies.

9/23/2007 7:43:25 PM

#293429
Jimmy

DarthFurious: More evidence that fundies evolved from chimpanzees! No wonder they hate the Theory of Evolution so much!

9/23/2007 7:52:25 PM

#293438
Mike

Repeat?

9/23/2007 8:03:12 PM

#293444
Puck

I can't figure out if this is bullshit wrapped in apeshit garnished with batshit, or what...?

Poe, otherwise.

9/23/2007 8:13:05 PM

#293464
Old Viking

Is this Carico's daddy?

9/23/2007 8:43:06 PM

#293508
Wet Walnuts

To attempt to silence biblical creationism in public school science class is exactly on par with the mentality of the Taliban, forcing a narrow minded point of view on captive subjects.

Taste the delicious irony!

9/23/2007 9:31:30 PM

#293521
Ladnil

I believe in evolution because of sex. If you want to get laid start talking about evolution.

9/23/2007 9:50:03 PM

#293528
Oriet

What is with this guy trying to say that evolution is sex? Is it that both are things he wants (one to believe, one to do), but his religion forbids, or what?

Sadly, he reads as believing the tripe he posts, so I don't think poe's law applies.

9/23/2007 10:15:33 PM

#293530
anti-nonsense

The Bible is not science and doesn't belong in science classrooms.

9/23/2007 10:17:57 PM

#293531
cool cats

Yes! Yes!

We admit it! It's all about giggling in the dark!

Happy now?

9/23/2007 10:21:10 PM

#293560
Martin

Fuck that shit I had more sex when i was an agnostic than i've had since I turned atheist

9/23/2007 11:32:40 PM

#293564
Bob Dole

To attempt to silence biblical creationism in public school science class is exactly on par with the mentality of the Taliban, forcing a narrow minded point of view on captive subjects.

And to do the opposite would be to piss all over the Constitution of this country. Good call.

9/23/2007 11:44:32 PM

#293602
Prager

Public schools should be talking science, which means considering what the bible says literally about how mankind came to be on this earth.

That's precisely why evolution is taught and creationism is not.


forcing a narrow minded point of view on captive subjects.

I would call this the perfect definition of what religion does to children.




9/24/2007 1:47:26 AM

#293631


I think that you should actually revise the concept of science.

9/24/2007 2:55:24 AM

#293702
anevilmeme

Dude you're starting to sound like a broken record.

9/24/2007 4:55:08 AM

#293725
Brain_In_A_Jar

The reason? sex. the teaching of evolution is about sex, for sex."

Last I checked, evolutionary biologists aren't generally known for getting lots of sex, or at least not any more than average.

9/24/2007 5:35:49 AM

#293775
Bassic

Whisket Tango Foxtrot?

9/24/2007 7:07:05 AM

#293877
MarylandBear

Originally posted by Brain_in_a_Jar



Last I checked, evolutionary biologists aren't generally known for getting lots of sex, or at least not any more than average.



I am terribly saddened that the Studmuffins of Science hasn't been produced in years...

(Its what it sounds like -- a calendar of hot men with PhD's in scientific fields. For instance, this guy.

9/24/2007 10:00:14 AM

#294056
Drakeal V2.0

The reason? sex. the teaching of evolution is about sex, for sex.

ROFLMFAO

The last line is funnier than the whole rest of the post by far.

9/24/2007 1:45:32 PM

#294059
Delmania

"Public schools should be talking science, which means considering what the bible says literally about how mankind came to be on this earth."

Fundamentalist, "I have a conclusion, what facts and observations can I use to back it up?"

Scientist, "I have a bunch of facts and observations, what conclusions can I draw?"

9/24/2007 1:50:49 PM
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