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#298484
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Baptist preachers suck.
Especially little boys.
10/1/2007 9:54:14 AM
#299010
Brian X
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Because I know that the hypnotized never lie
Roger Daltrey speaks truth.
10/1/2007 9:59:46 PM
#299012
anti-nonsense
your pastor is a moron.
10/1/2007 10:01:29 PM
#304126
cyborgtroy
You are using a tool of Satan!! I must protect you from it!! *Steals Fisher's computer* *And phone* *any random batteries he has laying around* *Takes the keys to, and his car* *Has his house repoed* I think I has made my point.
10/8/2007 12:27:52 PM
#306331
edpal
Be quiet when you get to heaven....the Baptists think they are the only ones there.
10/10/2007 10:46:22 AM
#914116
JSS
Yeah people are really unhappy now that we have cures for many diseases. Only a horrible being like Satan would let such an atrocity occur. Now God on the other hand would let us die in agony from smallpox, polio and other diseases as an act of his wonderful love!
2/25/2009 11:35:34 PM
#918067
Lady Amairany Gray
I'm sorry, next time you're sick, don't take any medicine for it. And if you get appendictis? Oh well.
3/1/2009 4:19:39 AM
#918120
a mind far far away
Science...never...what? You better get the fuck off the interwebs, turn off your computer and throw it out the window. Get your electricity turned off too. No more TV, no more hot water, unless you boil it yourself, with some wood and a fire, no more modern medicine, never go to a doctor, don't drive a car, take a bus or a plane, or a boat, grow and make all your food yourself, no more radio, no lamps, no more printed bibles, I hope your baptist pastor doesn't use a microphone, because that's evil too. You get to eat grass by candlelight and read from a poorly legible hand written bible, and you have to walk everywhere, and talk cold baths. By the way, no soap. If you do any of these things, you are a fucking hypocrite, headed straight to hell. Oh yeah, by the way, my pastor says that your pastor is a cocksucking crack whore. Leave the baptist church, and be happy.
3/1/2009 5:18:48 AM
#1154682
Pirate
Here is a list of the things that science has created:
1. The Polio vaccine
2. The very computer i'm typing this on
3. The techniques used to build the church you most likely attend
4. The car you drive to church
5. The telivision you most likely own
6. The paper your bible is printed on
and many many other things
Also I've come to realize in the brief 16 years that I have lived so far that ignorance is indeed bliss, but i'd rather be educated and unhappy, and thus have a reason to try and better myself than ignorant and contented with the status quo. Science exists to fix the issues that cause sorrow. The issue is that with no discontentment, there can be no progress.
5/3/2010 11:55:29 PM
#1279904
Hunter Jay
*snorts* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Also, GTFO the computer asshat!
4/18/2011 1:08:34 PM
#1279935
I am absolutely rubbish at dancing, the world's worst, there's something wrong with my co-ordination. Therefore, obviously, dancing is Satanic. It has never produced anything good for people, it has brought us only sorrow.
I don't like it/I'm no good at it/don't understand it = it's Satanic. Same "logic".
4/18/2011 2:50:14 PM
#1279937
Liberal Christian
"Science has never produced anything good for people, it has brought us only sorrow."
Have you ever gotten a vaccination? Have you ever taken pills for a headache? Then you have used something good that has come from science. I mean, come on, you were typing this on a computer. You wouldn't be using a computer if it brought you sorrow, and computers are a product of science. Please think before typing such an ignorant thing.
4/18/2011 2:57:45 PM
#1280021
flashbazzzbo
Yep,in the words of the immortal Karen Carpenter,"modern medicine always brings me down".
4/19/2011 2:11:58 AM
#1280024
Anon2
Science has never produced anything good for people
I'll ask you again in some years when you get a cardiac pacemaker.
4/19/2011 2:28:27 AM
#1280025
Felis >:3
You, sir. Yes, you.
You, sir, are a cunt.
4/19/2011 2:30:07 AM
#1280030
Justanotheratheist
Yet I'd wager that both you and your dickhead pastor enjoy the benefits of science every single day. Including the cash machine from which your pastor regularly withdraws some of the money that imbeciles like you throw at him.
4/19/2011 2:44:23 AM
#1280045
Yeah, and when you go, make sure it’s a church in a cave, not one of those heretic churches made with modern building materials and techniques or electric lighting or anything else developed through science.
4/19/2011 4:00:04 AM
#1280180
Anon-e-moose
"My pastor says all scientists are under the influence of Satan to some degree."
[Citation
Seriously Fucking Needed]. Here's a radical thought, Fisher:
Thinking for yourself.. Thus having your
own opinions. Why not try it sometime.
It won't kill you.
"Science has never produced anything good for people"
So Fisher typed on his
computer.
"it has brought us only sorrow."
Meanwhile,
scientist Alan Turing - the man mainly responsible for the development of what Fisher is using to claim that 'Science has never produced anything good for people';
the Father of Modern Computing, no less:
Is having the last laugh, all the while Fisher uses the product of his
scientific research which 'never produced anything good for people, it has brought us only sorrow'.
And he's dead.
Nope, no hypocrisy on Fisher's part, nosiree! [/sarcasm]
"Go to a Baptist church and you will be happy again. And pure."
I could, but the nearest Baptist church to me closed several years ago,
due to lack of interest. It's a pub now. It serves good beer. Good pub grub. And Premier League football on large plasma screens.
Pure entertainment. >:D
4/19/2011 8:59:43 AM
#1280264
Swede
Then get the heck off the Internet, right now!
That is part of science, ya know.
If you're older than 40 and have ever benefited from Medical Science, you need to kill yourself, as your life is clearly nothing but sorrow.
It was your words, not mine!
I'll never be "pure"; I lived with my now husband for six years before we married.
We've been happily married for 14 years since, but to fundies, that doesn't matter.
4/19/2011 12:22:42 PM
#1409540
Saringuy
alright, who can make the largest list of science's fruits?
6/4/2012 3:19:34 AM
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