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#287948
Goosey
My pastor says all scientists are under the influence of Satan to some degree.
Your pastor says? Not "God says"? So... basically you're putting your faith in a man and not a god. That's pretty secular.
Science has never produced anything good for people, it has brought us only sorrow.
I would never have heard the complete heartbreaking stupidity of people like you if communications technologies had not been one of the fruits of science, so maybe you have a point. 'Never' is a big word, though.
Go to a Baptist church and you will be happy again. And pure.
How 'bout not?
9/15/2007 10:29:16 PM
#287949
Necronomikron
If you truly feel that way, then go back to living in the woods, using just stone knives. No fire.
9/15/2007 10:29:53 PM
#287951
dpareja
So, wait, even though the internet gives you a worldwide forum on which you can air your views, it's a bad thing?
Fail.
9/15/2007 10:35:27 PM
#287954
You're right. Penicillin is nothing but trouble.
9/15/2007 10:41:33 PM
#287955
Damen
Right...computers, space exploration, radio, television, computers, the internet, smithing and forgery, modern construction, transportation, the internal combustion engine, insulation, refrigeration, indoor plumbing, modern mattresses, modern medicine and surgery, the telephone, the incandescent light bulb, the printing press, literacy, mathematics...nothing good for people.
Jackass.
I hope his pastor says this after waking up in his nice warm bed, in his solidly constructed home with central heat and air, after turning on his stove to cook his frozen breakfast and reads the morning paper, then after the morning shower and dump, gets in his nice car and turns on the radio and drives to the church.
Then tells his congregation that science has never come up with anything good for people.
After that he can flip on his wide screen plasma TV and catch the Sunday night football. Confident that it was god who gave him all these modern conveniences.
9/15/2007 10:44:58 PM
#287958
Noah
I'm so sad... I have a electricity, warmth, prepared food, and other such wonders science has bought me. Why am I cursed to be born in such progress!
9/15/2007 11:14:01 PM
#287964
Lunalelle
Well, isn't your nice pastor the big bully of the school yard...
9/15/2007 11:18:23 PM
#287970
Osiris
My pastor says all scientists are under the influence of Satan to some degree. Science has never produced anything good for people, it has brought us only sorrow.
Says the man on the computer.
9/15/2007 11:27:09 PM
#287984
Jack Bauer
I'se wantin to say sumthing clevurr at ur comments but I'se dumfounded by all the stupidz.
Go to a Baptist church and you will be happy again.
Why - do I get to set fire to it?
9/15/2007 11:36:37 PM
#287992
Alena
And stupid. And blind. And probably dead from a common virus.
9/15/2007 11:46:32 PM
#287998
Puck
Fisher?
Nah, troll.
9/16/2007 12:00:55 AM
#288008
PhantasyElementz
Huh. Does this mean that he thinks Satan has saved countless billions of lives? Science has saved billions of lives, and if science is under Satan's jurisdiction...
Does not compute.
9/16/2007 12:15:59 AM
#288019
Wet Walnuts
Fisher, your pastor is a liar, and you are an idiot.
9/16/2007 12:37:52 AM
#288021
DinDC
Let me venture out on a limb here...
I'll bet your "pastor" is a blow-dried fat fuck with a predilection for polyester and skanky tail. I'll also bet that your fat fuck "pastor" has a scar from his smallpox vaccination, fillings and corrective lenses. Oh, and I'll also bet that he is on Viagra to wake up his 3 cm nothingness.
Just a couple of guesses...
9/16/2007 12:39:19 AM
#288033
Puck
If not a troll, it's the most pathetic baptist sales pitch I ever read.
9/16/2007 1:21:29 AM
#288035
Tempus
Your pastor is wrong.
9/16/2007 1:25:52 AM
#288042
King Duncan
Yeah, that whole cooking your meat over fire thing is totally worse than dying from bacteria in raw meat.
Dying of a simple infection is way better than penicillin.
Life was so much cleaner and healthier before the invention of plumbing.
MORON
9/16/2007 1:57:01 AM
#288044
Boing
Go to a Baptist church an become an American Nazi.
9/16/2007 2:05:14 AM
#288056
Fisher
Jesus hates you,
This I know.
For my Pastor tells me so.
I am weak,
But Pastor is strong.
You believe in Science,
so YOU are WRONG!
9/16/2007 2:33:31 AM
#288064
Ok, so you're saying that all that you're saying right now is carved in a stone, aren't you?, because I don't know how you're going to justify the use of this computer.
9/16/2007 2:42:54 AM
#288077
Prager
Dear Fisher,
Then surrender all the possessions you have and go live in a cave somewhere. At least the rest of us will no longer have to deal with your idiotic statements. (Or those of your pastor, we hope.)
9/16/2007 2:57:54 AM
#288091
Tempus
Jesus hates you,
This I know.
For my Pastor tells me so.
I am weak,
But Pastor is strong.
You believe in Science,
so YOU are WRONG!
I like you--you're funny!
9/16/2007 4:39:03 AM
#288092
Anonymous' Better Looking Twin Brother
I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that, by looking at the rest of Fisher's posts over yonder...well, I smell the delicate aroma of Poe here.
Just sayin'.
Carry on.
9/16/2007 4:43:36 AM
#288107
apYrs
Typical fundie. They benefit from the modern world but despise the people who make it possible.
9/16/2007 6:19:06 AM
#288113
Mister Spak
Your computer and the internet displayed on it were produced by science. Get off the internet immediately, smash your computer with a big hammer and by the way Catholic is the real religion, not baptist.
9/16/2007 7:14:28 AM
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