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Quote# 28950

God can void his own morals because he's God, even if it seems hypocritcal it's not because he's God and God can do whatever he wants cause he's God. Where's the confusion?

SecularConservative, FSTDT Comments 52 Comments [9/13/2007 8:23:47 PM]
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#286914
Charmo

...Because he's God, right?

9/13/2007 8:29:55 PM
#286921


God is real because I believe god is real so god is obviouly real and since he's god, he can do anything he wants because god wrote the bible which says that god is real, and since i believe in the bible, that means that god exists because he says he does. duh!!!

9/13/2007 8:38:11 PM
#286922
Eric

So, those who make rules are exempt from them? Explains a lot about America's current president.

9/13/2007 8:38:14 PM
#286929
Goosey

I approved this, but I'm now not entirely certain this SecularConservative was being serious...

9/13/2007 8:41:26 PM
#286934
tracer

Well ... at least he ADMITS that his God is a capricious tyrant.

9/13/2007 8:50:02 PM
#286935
GigaGuess

Do as I say not as I do, sayeth the lord?

9/13/2007 8:52:39 PM
#286936
Julian

NO confusion, just centrifugal dizziness!

My mommy sez stupid God is as stupid God does.

9/13/2007 8:53:26 PM
#286937
Dave

You know, this sounds more like a tongue-in-cheek style comment.

9/13/2007 8:53:46 PM
#286938
Boing

Put down the Superman teddy and step into the real world..

9/13/2007 8:54:08 PM
#286939
Julian

How much God could a good God God, if a good God could God good?

9/13/2007 8:54:33 PM
#286950
Mike

Even THAT'S fucking confusing!

9/13/2007 9:05:32 PM
#286952
Madame Scarlet

I think this was done as a mockery of the post he was replying to, which itself struck me as possibly being a Poe.

9/13/2007 9:07:21 PM
#286953
DinDC

@Julian

Best comment ever! I am still RMAO!!

9/13/2007 9:08:39 PM
#286962
Sophie

Makes sense to me!

Or, not. Seriously, that... confused me.

9/13/2007 9:23:36 PM
#286963
Count Spatula

In your post apparenty...

9/13/2007 9:24:27 PM
#286969
Tyro

Wow.

So Bush can void his own morals because he's the President; even if it seems hypocritical, it's not, because he's the President, and the President can do whatever he wants, because he's the President.

Makes about as much sense.

9/13/2007 9:30:25 PM
#286978
Osiris

No but he's is definetly a tyrant who should be disposed not worshiped.

9/13/2007 9:46:49 PM
#286983
Zadic

"A tyrant can void his own morals because he's a tyrant, even if it seems hypocritcal it's not because he's a tyrant and a tyrant can do whatever he wants cause he's a tyrant. Where's the confusion?"

There, all better.

9/13/2007 9:50:50 PM
#286984
PhantasyElementz

If God can't even follow his own rules, where does he get the gall to tell us mere mortals to follow them?

9/13/2007 9:50:53 PM
#286989
Nowonmai

"Where's the confusion?"

Where do you want me to start?

9/13/2007 9:59:04 PM
#287000
agentCDE

I think it's a poe, personally.

9/13/2007 10:21:22 PM
#287005
King Duncan

and your name is "SecularConservative"?

You!
OUT OF MY PARTY!

9/13/2007 10:27:15 PM
#287072
Old Viking

So, then, morals are relative after all.

9/14/2007 12:44:19 AM
#287074
Viva

Kinda sounds like a despot to me.

9/14/2007 12:55:06 AM
#287076
Tempus

@agentCDE: I think that this IS a poe. I went back and re-read it a few times, and it comes off as being kind of sarcastic.

Any way we can have this pulled, mods? I'm pretty sure that SecularConservative really didn't mean this seriously.

9/14/2007 1:01:57 AM
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