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A few hours after conception, a tiny heart begins beating.

Dr. Richard E. Dixon, Real Help for Teens 114 Comments [8/30/2007 7:45:04 AM]
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#418262
Princess Rot

Emm... a clump of cells has a fully-formed human heart?

Which effing school of medicine did YOU go to?

2/27/2008 7:40:24 PM
#418360
Jackanapes

Did you pass up on BIO 101 doc ?

2/27/2008 8:55:09 PM
#418448
Ringwraith

Nope.
It takes around 8 days before you see the heart beating in a mouse embryo. 8 days, out of roughly 19 day gestation period. Human gestation is around 9 months. I can tell you that it doesn't happen. Stop spreading what is a malicious lie, under the guise of being a learned individual.

I truly hate people like you. You give people lies, and they believe it over the truth, because of your false credentials. What is it with you? You skipped the bit about not being a "false witness"?

2/27/2008 9:59:41 PM
#502875
Feminazi

I wasnt aware they were giving out medical degrees in cereal boxes.

5/16/2008 3:51:45 AM
#503360
Yog-Sothoth

Um, no.

5/16/2008 4:13:17 PM
#560997
sofia the antichrist

The heart doesn't begin to beat until the second month of pregnancy, and is difficult to detect before the second trimester. A few hours after conception (as in the sperm-meets-egg fundie definition of conception), the damn blastocyst hasn't even implanted itself in the uterine wall yet or began to divide, let alone form any complex systems...

6/27/2008 1:24:04 AM
#607694


Wrong!

7/31/2008 6:32:26 PM
#607751
Moondog

After about thirty days, the heart is beating, but it can't be heard. I assume they've seen this on ultrasounds. Do stop lying for your cause. You'll only be found out.

7/31/2008 7:18:55 PM
#1267156
Kuyohashi

You're a doctor the same way Cap'n Crunch is a Submarine commander.

3/15/2011 10:51:36 AM
#1464980
Quantum Mechanic

Lie much?

11/3/2012 5:23:33 PM
#1464983
Quantum Mechanic

A few YEARS af6er birth a potential person becomes conscious.

Dr. Richard E. Dixon, lying suckass, has yet to achieve that status.

11/3/2012 5:24:56 PM
#1491949
Mark Poe

... and thus, the child must live and be made to suffer, mostly likely at the hands of a society that demand that he be born,

1/8/2013 5:13:16 PM
#1491963
Elia

Dude, they speed up the time for development in those videos so the audience isn't waiting a whole nine months. Stop confusing videos with reality.

1/8/2013 6:12:41 PM
#1491965
xyz

That's impossible. A clump of cells doesn't have any organs.

Furthermore, the heart =/= the brain.
I don't think you have the qualifications to call yourself "doctor", especially when you get the functions of those two completely different organs mixed up.

1/8/2013 6:29:09 PM
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