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#281832
MarylandBear
You fail.
And I must ask "Doctor" of what? And from what school?
8/30/2007 7:50:53 AM
#281834
Amos
So tiny, nobody's ever found it.
8/30/2007 7:52:45 AM
#281835
Ambrielle
Bullshit!
8/30/2007 7:53:45 AM
#281840
LadyBaird
Well, now, "few" is a relative term, if you mean months and months worth of hours before a heart starts beating, then yes, it is a "few" compared to the rest of eternity. But some nagging little thing tells me you mean an actual few hours; haven't you ever heard lying is bad, Doctor dear?
8/30/2007 8:04:13 AM
#281841
jocelyn
According to the web site, he's a "certified member of the American Association of Christian Counselors". I'm assuming he got his "dr." title from the same diploma mill as Hovind.
8/30/2007 8:05:23 AM
#281845
The Jamo
A few hours after conception it's still a single cell, you moron.
8/30/2007 8:09:34 AM
#281852
Evergreen
LOL you're funny.
8/30/2007 3:20:25 PM
#281854
JD
Takes several WEEKS for that to even start forming. And even then, a heart is nothing but a pump. The thing won't have anything more than rudimentary nerve clumps for a good while longer.
8/30/2007 3:23:23 PM
#281858
Esjeur
Hey, I think this guy came to my Catholic high school once! We had so much antiabortion propaganda that being pro-choice seemed like grounds for expulsion.
We even had to wear "little feet" pins in honor of every fetus that was ever aborted or will be and have a statue in honor of aborted fetuses at the main entrance of the school.
8/30/2007 3:26:55 PM
#281859
A few hours after conception, the embryo tries to implant in the uterus. According to studies, the heart appears, at least, on the third semester. You can be pro-life, but please, don't lie for Jesus.
8/30/2007 3:28:39 PM
#281862
Eric
No, just no. Talk to a real doctor.
8/30/2007 3:33:05 PM
#281864
Bassic
You fail.
You're as much a real doctor as I'm a real rock star, buddy.
8/30/2007 3:42:35 PM
#281865
Jimmy
'Cause right after conception, a fully developed, microscopic baby appears inside the mother's womb. Over the months it grows bigger until it's too big to fit anymore, and then it's expelled through the mother's navel. Isn't life a miracle?
8/30/2007 3:42:38 PM
#281866
Zoony The Lazoon
Liar.
8/30/2007 3:42:45 PM
#281867
Traitor1
Those fundies, they never let facts get in the way of their propoganda!
8/30/2007 3:45:20 PM
#281872
Osiris
A few hours after conception you have about four cells.
8/30/2007 3:50:26 PM
#281875
JustinGG
Should this really be called Real Help for Teens, if it starts out with a lie like that?
8/30/2007 3:54:34 PM
#281878
Berny
A few hours after conception the sperm haven't even found the egg yet (and my wife and I are getting ready for seconds... but I'm getting ahead of myself here)!
That's why emergency birth control measures work. It's not a fetus yet. Hell, it's not even a viable clump of cells.
8/30/2007 4:11:03 PM
#281888
Fish
Perhaps, if it were a shrew or something with a short gestation period... But, something tells me that's not what you had in mind.
8/30/2007 4:37:33 PM
#281899
Puck
Shit, I'm gonna get me one of those fucking mail-order ordination thingies...you can start calling me Dr Puck in a couple hours.
Dixon: Hog and wash; bull and shit. No Jeebus gold stars for liars, either.
8/30/2007 5:10:52 PM
#281901
Professor M
@Puck --
If you go through the Universal Life Church, you can be the Rev. Dr. Puck in no time!
8/30/2007 5:15:16 PM
#281902
cool cats
Maybe you should rethink the name your website and change it to Lies for Teens.
8/30/2007 5:23:37 PM
#281904
Mom The Dragon
Okay "Dr. Dixon", I went to your website. {Taking off the white kid gloves here.} What a bunch of fucking bullshit! Who in the hell do you think you are, God? Where did you get your PhD, "Shitheads R Us"? What in the bloody hell does DMCC stand for? Dumb Man Citing Crap?
The fucktoids you quote are false, fake, bogus, refutable, and WRONG!
Talk to me after you have hung over a toliet all day because your morning sickness didn't stop when morning stopped. Talk to me when you feel like a Mack truck smashed your stomach into eighteen million fucking pieces!
Talk to me after you have felt your child "leap in your womb". Oh, you can't, can you? It wasn't just John the Baptist who "leapt in his mother's womb." ALL BABIES leap in their mother's womb.
Guess what, asshole, it is wonderful to feel that child jump and roll and kick (except for when they catch you in the kidneys, but I digress).
Talk to me after you have gone through a combined 20 hours of labor (two children). Oh, you can't, can you?
But you can PREACH your stupid nonsensical agenda all day long. That is something you can do, can't you? Is it because you are nothing but a little dickhead? Or is it because you have a little dick and you have to compensate somehow?
You have no earthly idea what a woman goes through when she is presented with an unexpected pregnancy. You have no earthly idea what a woman has to consider. Is the woman physically able to carry the child? Is the woman emotionally stable enough to raise a child? Is the woman financially able to care for the child?
If you are so against abortion, guess what, YOU DON'T FUCKING BLOODY HAVE TO HAVE ONE. Why is the majority of the anti-abortion posts are from MEN? Is it because women understand why another woman might feel the only option they have it an abortion?
{Putting the white kid gloves back on.} This country is wonderful because by law women have a right to choose. My choice was to have two beautiful children. Another woman may feel that at that particular time in her life abortion is her only choice. And I will support her 100% in HER choice.
8/30/2007 5:29:53 PM
#281906
skyotter
Dr. Dick Dixon? why am i thinking "poe"?
8/30/2007 5:33:29 PM
#281908
Eric
Well said Mom the Dragon.
8/30/2007 5:35:20 PM
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